RazorFox

Further the divine will of the Imperator, and he will reward your faith with hugs and soda and stuff.

"And that's the window Jeff "C-Pop" Meyers fell out of after he drank like a fifth of vodka back in fall semester '02. He was seriously just puking out of the window because he couldn't find the bathroom, and he lost his balance and fell right into his puke in the bushes. Seriously bro, there's a lotta fucking history in this dorm."

Aryte's basically taken over most, if not all of Europe. Hence ze fact zat I type mit ein German accent. :3

Every repost is repost repost (Referring to the Terra Hud we all got way back when, and Shadow not getting one due to Astra)

TAKE THAT YA BUNCHA NEGATIVE NANCYS. This is pretty much what I want from participants.

Because I have an indescribable and incomprehensible sense of humor.

On Vent... Me: I'm gonna shove a drill bit into your brainstem and twist it! Lestat: NUH-UH!

Things that would get you kicked out of the RP group: -Repeated sim rule infractions -Anything that would sully the name of the Ordo if you did it anywhere -Flatulence in my presence (GROSS) That's really about it.

As I'm running this, I'm going to declare right off the bat that absolutely nothing you do in this RP reflects anything pertaining to what I suppose you could call "the actual Ordo," and no negative or positive consequences will arise from it within the actual Ordo. The only tangible negative consequence to doing something undesirable will be an eject from the RP group...and maybe an in-character execution. >:3

I'm going to have to confess to this being really the first time I've been involved in any real SL RP. Kuria, could you give me an example of what would be something objectionable for Ordo to do in D13? Or I could just talk to you in-world. :P

@Gulliver: I've discussed the matter of dealing with a couple of the Mercz there and for the most part, they're pretty easygoing about separating in-character stuff from OOC diplomacy. As far as this: You guys wouldn't do that to poor lil' Zrazor, wouldja? ;-; @Zero: It's an RP sim. They RP there. >.>

[23:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Question for y'all, if you don't mind.) [23:33] Kaminari Shinn: (( no never. )) [23:33] Sadesh Helendale: (( What's up? )) [23:33] Kaminari Shinn: (( sure whats up? )) [23:33] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: (( >:C )) [23:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Do you know how I could get ahold of a game master or some such?)) [23:34] Kaminari Shinn: (( an admin? )) [23:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Yeah, that.)) [23:34] Sadesh Helendale: (( Lucky strike. lol )) [23:34] Sadesh Helendale points to the kid. )) [23:34] Kaminari Shinn: (( by talkin to me ^^ )) [23:34] Kaminari Shinn: What can I help you with? )) [23:34] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Well that was easy XD)) [23:35] Sadesh Helendale: lol )) [23:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Yeah, I'm looking to establish a new faction here based on my military group, sorta like the Mercz are now)) [23:35] Kaminari Shinn: (( okay )) [23:35] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Anything I need to know aside from the basic rules around here before I go about doing that?)) [23:36] Kaminari Shinn: (( Uhm, as far as I know just rent land )) [23:36] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Do the Mercz rent land here?)) [23:37] Kaminari Shinn: (( I will ask and BEG you to have any members of Ordo read the sim rules before RPing or entering combat to cut down on any problems that might occur later )) [23:37] Kaminari Shinn: (( they rent in the waste lands )) [23:38] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((Oh yeah, that's a given. We're used to dealing with other sims rules and such. And we have a lot of experienced RPers in our midst, so that shouldn't be an issue)) [23:39] Shivv Fromund is Offline [23:39] Kaminari Shinn: (( I love you. )) [23:39] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((I think one of our high ranking members is an admin for some FF7 RP sims, actually)) [23:39] Kaminari Shinn: (( You have no idea how much I love you lol )) [23:39] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ((XD)) [23:39] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: (( <3 )) READ THE GODDAMN RULES, GUYS. THAT IS IMPORTANT OBVIOUSLY.

District 13 is a post-apocalyptic roleplay sim based loosely on the Fallout universe. It's located in the regions Formido (where the telehub is) and Tartarus. It has a really cool wasteland look to it, and seems really cool so far. The unique thing about the sim is that Mercz has established itself as a military faction there, and several Ordo members have also decided, with Aryte's blessing, to establish Ordo as a faction there as well. Our power armor and mixture of plasma guns and regular firearms fits the theme really well. However, to make things fit the time period, Ordo in District 13 is going to have to eschew the whole galactic Warhammer 40k empire thing in favor of being an occupation force sent by a dictatorship in Western Europe (thinking of calling it something like the Titanian Empire or something like that), with the Ordo Imperialis being its military force. Think along the lines of the Enclave, except Romanesque occupation force instead of grassroots militant Cold War jingoists. Anyway anyone who wants to participate should. I'll probably create a special group for it sometime soon if enough people are interested. EDIT: To participate, you'll have to buy a 75L DCS2 HUD. Guns must be kept on semi-automatic (single shot for all you non-gun nerds out there). EDIT EDIT: The group will be called "Legio Incursio CXVIII," roughly translating into "128th Invading Legion," which I think is a suitable name for an occupying detachment. The Roman numerals are kind of arbitrary and tacked on there just for looks, pretty much. EDIT EDIT EDIT: No aircraft or jetpacks. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: We have a base in Formido now! Special thanks to Pyros Blackburn for letting us use his water station as our outpost.

I got some of those things.

I do this to this day. I also used do it to the large groups of Canada geese that would congregate by the pond near my house, and I do it to groups of pigeons whenever I find myself in a large city. I fucking hate birds. >:C

Since when are you a she? XD

[18:20] Cross Exonar (COM): aryte tp me real quick [18:20] Agares Tretiak (COM): Don't. He may drop a manhack or accidentalyl shoot you or drop a grenade. D: [18:20] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Oh please, I dropped grenades on Aryte once and now I'm an officer :D [18:21] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): That is the secret to my success [18:21] Desereck Creeggan (COM): /facepalms [18:21] Agares Tretiak (COM): ... [18:21] Agares Tretiak (COM): Zrazor. [18:21] Agares Tretiak (COM): I may need to have a few choice words with you. In a basement. With some electrodes. THEN, IN OPEN CHAT... [18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: AGARES [18:22] Agares Tretiak (COM): .... [18:22] Heather McKay (COM): Whoops. [18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE ELECTRODES [18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :D [18:22] Agares Tretiak: I will arrange them in various unpleasent locations. [18:22] Zrazor Rozenstrauch gets all hot and bothered. [18:23] Agares Tretiak: And at first, I won't even ask any questions. Gott amke sure you kn ow I mean business, you see. I wouldn't be able to trust anything you said. [18:23] Agares Tretiak: But as we progressed, I'd come to trust your word more and more. [18:23] Agares Tretiak: Because believe me, you wouldn't want to be lying to me. [18:23] Agares Tretiak: It wouldn't bode well for you, or the conversation. [18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Erection: achieved. [18:24] Agares Tretiak: ... [18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: :3 [18:24] Agares Tretiak: I'd show you pictures of MArgeret Thatcher. [18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Erection: terminated :( [18:24] Agares Tretiak: ...naked. [18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Penis: MIA [18:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: D:

We need ice volcanos. :D

I made the video and I made the lasers. I did not make the music. :(

Pardon the terrible video quality, but Youtube couldn't convert the 209 meg .AVI file, so I had to run it through Moviemaker to turn it into a .WMV and then Youtube mangled it further. BUT THERE ARE STILL LASERS. EDIT: I made another one in New Jessie. />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI66Zu-WfUg

Van Valeeva IM'd me today to tell me how hilarious she thought it was, and then she friended me and logged off.

I made this comic last night:

They can do that. They can do it in any color you like and I believe they do custom emblems. Also (as is common with companies that advertise on Something Awful), the coupon code "SAGOONS" gets you a 25% discount. I believe this is why Fursuits cost as much as they do in spite of being comprised of $100 worth of material.