RazorFox
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Apparently before Warden Byron Garcia started making them danced, they pretty much just smoked meth and killed each other.
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I had to limit myself because I had to drive, so I feel fine.
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[16:38] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: The Good Book doth speak of men such as ye.
[16:40] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And lo, for Jesus did sayeth unto his disciples "My son, thou shouldst not wear a Misfits shirt if thou hath not at least purchased the Coffin Box Set, lest ye be branded a poseur, for such dishonesty is impenitent in the eyes of the Lord." And his disciples did hear him and agree verily that it was lame, and Paul did agree to take off his Misfits shirt, for he was not a fan.
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The extra weight of 8-16 ounces of urine sloshing around in that reservoir would severely throw off your backswing.
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Well, to be fair, Aryte does have a thing for the tailoring styles of Hugo Boss.
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No no zraz, it'd be more like this:
Air Defense Radar: طائرة مجهولة في (مكان غير معروف) ، وكنت في المجال الجوي الايراني. التعرف على نفسك.
Aircraft: Huh? Boy do you speak American?
Air Defense Radar: وأنت في المجال الجوي الايراني. إذا كنت لا تغادر مجالنا الجوي سنطلق الطيران!
Aircraft: I can't seem to unnerstan' you over the sound of all yer Jihad this and that.
Air Defense Radar: *facepalm*
Yeah but that wasn't how it was because the Iranish guys were speaking English American.
If it were in English, it would've been more like this:
Air Defense Radar: I say, guv'nah, you seem to entered our bloody airspace. Please explain this bollocks.Aircraft: Huh? Boy do you speak American?
Air Defense Radar: Soz mate, but you're in our airspace and you'd best bugger off, lest we have a row and you get your bum knobbed.
Aircraft: I can't seem to unnerstan' you over the sound of all yer pip-pip teatime this and that.
Air Defense Radar: *crumpets*
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so a pirat walk in2 a bar n have a stearing wheele on his croch
n bartender say hey u got a steerign whjeel on ur crocth
n a pirat sayz arrrrr n it be drivign me nuts
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Q: Where does a king keep his armies?
A: In his sleevies!
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Air Defense Radar: 'Unknown aircraft at (location unknown), you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'
Air Defense Radar: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)
GUNAU, THE IRANIANS WERE CLEARLY SPEAKING ENGLISH. YOU MUST BE PRETTY DUMB TO MISTAKE THAT STUFF FOR IRANESE. :durr:
Were the conversation in Iranese, it would've looked like this:
Air Defense Radar: طائرة مجهولة في (مكان غير معروف) ، وكنت في المجال الجوي الايراني. التعرف على نفسك.Aircraft: هذه هي الولايات المتحدة والطائرات. وأنا في الأجواء العراقية.
Air Defense Radar: وأنت في المجال الجوي الايراني. إذا كنت لا تغادر مجالنا الجوي سنطلق الطيران!
Aircraft: هذه هي الولايات المتحدة وقوات مشاة البحرية ف 18 مقاتلا. ارسال 'م ، وسوف ننتظر!
Air Defense Radar: (no response .... total silence)
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What about those who you already interviewed, do they still need to send an application in?
No, if I interviewed you, the logs I kept of the interview are considered as good as an application.
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Sign me up for mechanized defense.
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AKA lazy.
Not lazy, efficient.
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To reiterate my edit: I deemed the interview process an unnecessary waste of time and will be giving out applications on request instead. IM me for one.
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He's so juvenile I wouldn't be surprised if he toilet papered your house, wrote you a nasty e-mail, or tried to steal your dog, Z.
He probably could, he only lives a few hours north of me. D:
Of course, if he popped up here, I could just introduce him to the business end of my AK.
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I like how he tries to he ghetto-thug with you.
In b4 he reads this thread, acts like he's a supah-spai because he can see the public boards, and then threatens to get me banned from SL for disclosure.
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Just to be clear, joining is not a "Frumentarii Jr.Scout Club" membership in anyway, shape, or form.
But you might get decoder rings.
Interestingly enough, that rapier set I built is part of what gave me the idea for Tactica.
When fencing with a rapier and a parrying dagger, the sword is the largest and most prolific part of it, but it's misleading. A parrying dagger isn't so much for parrying, but for slipping in on the side and stabbing your opponent in the ribs when an opening presents itself. The rapier, while a fearsome weapon on its own, relegates itself to lots of loud clanging and banging and doesn't come into close personal contact with the opponent nearly as much as the main gauche does.
That main gauche is the Frumentarii. The sword is Astra, Terra, and Navis. Tactica's job is basically to improve that sword's performance in the hands of the Imperator and to help guide its point right into the eyesockets of our enemies.
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[2009/03/14 21:12] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Someone in Ordo claims to have found an RL picture of you :O
[2009/03/14 21:13] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: http://tinyurl.com/dhxrde
[2009/03/14 21:13] Christoph Naumova: I dont click links in SL anymore.
[2009/03/14 21:13] Christoph Naumova: Someone sapped my money through one
[2009/03/14 21:13] Christoph Naumova: and I had to get LL to give itback
[2009/03/14 21:13] Christoph Naumova: rofl
[2009/03/14 21:13] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ...Dammit why must you ruin everything you touch? >:O
[2009/03/14 21:13] Christoph Naumova: Its how I roll, son.
[2009/03/14 21:13] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: The link
[2009/03/14 21:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Is a picture of a cat sitting in some snow >:[
[2009/03/14 21:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Wearing a little hat
[2009/03/14 21:14] Christoph Naumova: ZRAZOR
[2009/03/14 21:14] Christoph Naumova: Do you know that everyone you've been telling things about me has come right to me and told me you did
[2009/03/14 21:14] Christoph Naumova: ISNT THAT AMAZING
[2009/03/14 21:14] Christoph Naumova: It's like you want to be on my shit list
[2009/03/14 21:14] Christoph Naumova: c wut I did thar
[2009/03/14 21:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I'm going skateboarding
[2009/03/14 21:14] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Later
What a jerk. :wacko:
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Over the next five days, I will be conducting open interviews taking applications for a group I have concocted called Tactica.
What is Tactica? Well, our mission statement describes it as follows...
>>> Tactica: Its Purpose and Mission Statement.>>> Submitted by Duplicarius/NCOIC Zrazor Rozenstrauch
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Tactica is a limited, ten-member council of bright individuals from all different divisions and organizations within the Ordo, each one approved by the Imperator, and dedicated to the study and analysis of combat logistics. Tactica is, in essence, a think-tank focused ultimately on devising new ways to secure victory in the name of the Imperator, whenever and wherever possible. In theory, this is accomplished through the study of enemy geography, weaponry, and tactics, as well as to encourage and advise direction of offensive action through study of current political trends and standings within the military community at large.
The duties of Tactica as a whole are as follows:
-Oversee reconnaissance on enemy sims
-Analyze these sims, and develop tactics accordingly which can be utilized to perform more effective attacks against these sims.
-Devise plans of attack prior to raids or attacks and work with raid leaders to impliment these plans to ensure more effective assaults.
-Collect and analyze data concerning diplomatic and political situations within the military community.
-Advise the officer staff and the Imperator in the direction of cohesive campaigns of aggression based on these political factors.
-Assist in mission briefings and other pre-combat primers.
Given the nature of its recon, strategic, and political analysis roles, Tactica could be viewed as a centralized hub through which the Frumentarii, the Administratio, and the Terra legions can communicate and work together to establish the Ordo Imperialis as truly the premier combat force in Second Life.
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End of document.
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Some of you might remember Offensus. This is essentially Offensus 2.0, with an expanded, streamlined, and much more practical role. Membership is open to anyone of any rank or division, but is limited to ten people only. Currently, four people (myself included) are confirmed members.
Interviews will be held over the course of the next five days (starting tomorrow). This should give everyone interested plenty of time to get ahold of me. Being that these are open interviews, they are held at your convenience, so just drop me an IM and tell me you're interested in an interview. The deadline will be Midnight on Thursday the 19th, after which I will decide on members.
So if you're interested, IM me and we'll arrange an interview.
EDIT: Interviews are dumb, IM me for an application instead and then hand it back to me copy and paste the form below into a notecard and send it to me.
The form should be named "Tactica Application <YOUR NAME>"
Name:Rank:
Division:
-What about Tactica interests you?
-What do you feel you have to offer Tactica?
-Do you have any experience with strategy games, either of the turn-based, real-time, or tabletop variety?
-Are you available for two meetings a week (time to be determined)?
-Do you consider yourself a team player capable of working in an intellectually-intensive group?
-How well versed do you feel you are in the current political state of SL militaries?
-Additional notes (put whatever you want here):
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ITT Thesaurus.com :thumbsup:
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I do so submit that Dark is nothing more than the gaseous emission known as a flatus!
For the flatus begins as a rude and interrupting noise, which is the harbinger of the disruption to come. Its putrid stench lingers, uncaring for those around it. Without humanity nor humility, the vile anal secretion assaults the olfactory senses of anyone within its given range. It is never offended by those disgusted by it, for it disperses eventually with the passing of time.
...Is that like, a really wordy way of saying "Dark Svenska is a fart?" :wacko:
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Again? Last I saw he was in Chaos gear last night, albeit wearing his NJ tag.
He claims to "Really like the armor."
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BREAKDOWN SHAKEDOWN HOLIDAY EVERYDAY
[OLD] Chaos Imperialis: Roster
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This after bugging me for a straight fucking week to help him join Ordo.