Keno
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I good sir, I also have a Pre-Order, you can find me on steam;
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Uh, yeah.
You people, and by "you people" I mean Furries, are abominations that I tolerate only because some of us perceive the Imperator as being such. When I glance upon him, I see only a delicate play of light and a feeling of warmth.
Sounds like gay love.
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I had just got home from Primary School, was about 9 and then sat and watched it live on the BBC news.
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAAKEEER
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[9:04] Thiudareiks Aurotharius: There's a Nooj in me.
[9:04] Nooj Balut: I didn't remember this being so huge
[9:04] Imperial Admiral: That's what she said.
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Honestly? The original sounds about as bad to me.
Don't insult the Proclaimers. :31337:
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Event Horizon, I was about 8 or 9, watched it in the house alone in the middle of the night. :P
But now films arn't really scary, I don't think a film has properly scared me since then, the "Oh shit!" when something pops out of nowhere dosen't count as scary in my books either.
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thejamesatron Deed has the title "Second Life President" it quickly becomes obvious he was hired by Caine to assassinate Aryte. xD
[16:37] thejamesatron Deed: hello
[16:37] Imperial Admiral: omg
[16:37] thejamesatron Deed: imperial
[16:38] Imperial Admiral: ur the presidente of sl?
[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes?
[16:38] Imperial Admiral: wow
[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: are you happy with ob here
[16:38] Voodoo Hexicola doubts that XD
[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: sorry have to go
[16:38] Imperial Admiral: no wait
[16:38] Imperial Admiral: can you do special stuff?
[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: i have to check up on winter fest
[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes
[16:38] Imperial Admiral: like wha
[16:38] thejamesatron Deed: quickly
[16:38] Imperial Admiral: whataaaa
<<< He dissapears >>>
[16:39] Imperial Admiral: i met the president
[16:39] Imperial Admiral: :D
[16:39] Voodoo Hexicola waves, "hiya Imperial, can I ask a question real quick?"
[16:39] Imperial Admiral: sure
[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: why is it so hard to tp here? =) me and my sis wanted to come here to look around, maybe join the rp, but we were banned as soon as we tp in
[16:40] Imperial Admiral: you got banned?
[16:40] Imperial Admiral: hmm
[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: yes, I cant leave this tiny area here
[16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: cant even go to this desk
<<< He returns! >>>
[16:41] thejamesatron Deed: you were saying
[16:41] Imperial Admiral: i think you got banned because it automatically removes people under one month
[16:41] thejamesatron Deed: no
[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: i got this job cause of my amnesty
[16:42] Imperial Admiral: how much do you get paid mr president
[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any ideas on the running off sl
[16:42] Voodoo Hexicola: we will have to come back after a month then
[16:42] Maza Rau: Gentlemen
[16:42] thejamesatron Deed: is aryte around
[16:43] Liana Pera is Online
[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i must speak with him
[16:43] Imperial Admiral: guys
[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: my hair cost 100L
[16:43] Imperial Admiral: meet the president of sl
[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: QUICKLY
[16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: He was hired to assinsate Aryte. :P
[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i dont have much time
[16:43] Imperial Admiral: why do you need him mr president?
[16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: been trying poorly for days now.
[16:43] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any views
[16:44] Sol Cult: There is no President, only Zuul.
[16:44] Imperial Admiral: dont you have more important things to do?
[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: im asking him wiuld he be interested in new group i am creating
[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: quickly
[16:44] thejamesatron Deed: caine constantine is on my list
[16:44] Imperial Admiral: ooo what group?
[16:45] thejamesatron Deed: the protection and safety of the sl people
[16:45] thejamesatron Deed: for
[16:45] Imperial Admiral: ooo likeaa police force?
[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: it gets notices on events and stuff for equal rights in sl
[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: im going to have to leave soon
[16:46] thejamesatron Deed: i have to meet with the director
[16:47] Imperial Admiral: ok mr president
[16:47] Imperial Admiral: i can escort you right to him
[16:47] Imperial Admiral: straight away
[16:47] Imperial Admiral: im sure he will be excited to meet you
[16:47] (COM): Johann Wilberg: So I sent Aryte a text that thejamesatron is back despite his multiple bans. He replied "camp camp".
[16:47] thejamesatron Deed: quickly
[16:47] thejamesatron Deed: is he online
[16:48] Imperial Admiral: yes sir, i can take you to him
[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: il have to leave in a few minutes
[16:48] Imperial Admiral: follow me sir
[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: okay
[16:48] thejamesatron Deed: jesus i got lag
[16:48] You died and have been teleported to your home location
[16:48] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: ISA_5.56x45mm NATO - Corsi Mousehold
[16:48] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Chronus/182/127/79
[16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: CORSI, JESUS CHECK FIRE D:<
<<< CORSI >:O >>>
[16:49] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Titan/101/51/46
[16:49] Imperial Admiral: WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM
[16:49] Imperial Admiral: DFJGHASRNHAJN
[16:49] Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED IT
[16:49] Sol Cult: You left.
[16:49] Imperial Admiral: noooooooooo
[16:49] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: SORRY KENO!
[16:49] Imperial Admiral: corsi shot me
[16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED MY EPIC LULZ GOD DAMMIT
[16:50] (COM): Typhon Perun: He'll be back Keno.
<<< He returns.. again!! >>>
[16:50] Imperial Admiral: mr president
[16:50] Imperial Admiral: im so sorry
[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: urh
[16:50] Imperial Admiral: they accidently shot us
[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: im leaving now
[16:50] Imperial Admiral: no wait
[16:50] Imperial Admiral: i can take you to aryte
[16:50] Imperial Admiral: please dont go sir
[16:50] thejamesatron Deed: what?
[16:51] Imperial Admiral: aryte will be mad at me
[16:51] thejamesatron Deed: how?
[16:51] Imperial Admiral: because i didnt escort you to him properluy
[16:51] thejamesatron Deed: please hurry
[16:51] Imperial Admiral: yes sir
[16:51] Imperial Admiral: so sorry again
[16:52] Imperial Admiral: come the safe way
[16:52] Imperial Admiral: it goes straight to his office
[16:52] thejamesatron Deed: where is he?
[16:52] thejamesatron Deed: uh
[16:52] Imperial Admiral: MR BOND
[16:52] Imperial Admiral: YOU HAVE FEL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP
[16:52] Sol Cult: Nome Empatre, spiritus sanctus.
[16:53] Imperial Admiral: THE IMPERATOR IS MOST DISPLEASED
[16:53] Imperial Admiral: GET HIM SOL
[16:53] thejamesatron Deed: what?
[16:53] Imperial Admiral: YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS?
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Red button should be a Skull and the Green one should be like, a peace sign, or heart, since that would help clarify.
To help me remember now I just think of "WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON"
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[17:05] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:05] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:05] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!
[17:05] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:05] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:07] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:07] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:07] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:07] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really?
[17:08] Meif Ling: no
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!!
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: wat
[17:08] Imperial Admiral: D:
[17:08] You died and have been teleported to your home location
[17:15] Imperial Admiral: suprise cockfag
[17:15] Sol Cult: Shhh...
[17:16] Sol Cult: We hwunting wabbits.
[17:16] Sol Cult: Eyueheyu.
[17:16] Sol Cult: And who're you calling a cock fag fur fag. D:
[17:16] Imperial Admiral: IM CALLING YOU A COCKFAG
[17:16] Imperial Admiral: COCKFAG
[17:16] Sol Cult: FURFAG
[17:17] Sol Cult: FURFURFURFURFUR
[17:17] Imperial Admiral: COCKFAG
[17:17] Sol Cult: FAG
[17:17] Sol Cult: FAG
[17:17] Sol Cult: FAGFAFGAFG
[17:17] Imperial Admiral: GO GOBBLE SOME COCK
[17:17] Sol Cult: J;ASLKDFJ;ALJSL;DFKJ
[17:17] Imperial Admiral: YOU COCK FAG
[17:17] Sol Cult: OM ONOM NOM NOM
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Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
This verbal class distinction by now should be antique.
If you spoke as she does, sir, Instead of the way you do,
Why, you might be selling flowers, too.
An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes some other
Englishman despise him.
One common language I'm afraid we'll never get.
Oh, why can't the English learn to set
A good example to people whose
English is painful to your ears?
The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears.
There even are places where English completely
disappears. In America, they haven't used it for years!
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their
Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his language fro "A" to "Zed"
The French never care what they do, actually,
as long as they pronounce in properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews learn it backwards,
which is absolutely frightening.
But use proper English you're regarded as a freak.
Why can't the English,
Why can't the English learn to speak?
That was painful to read, also. US SCOTS CAN SPOKE PROPER ENGRISH.
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Cock a Doody
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Who is this Bompy? I must speak with him, he is hilarious.
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Done these tests a million times, always get ENTP
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HIP HIP, HUZZZA
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Me tooooo
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[4:40] Imperial Admiral: Also, Foxers why are you dead
[4:40] Liana Pera: hes asleep.
[4:40] Imperial Admiral: Lol
[4:41] Imperial Admiral: I might join him
[4:41] Liana Pera: DIRTY
[4:41] Imperial Admiral: God damnit
[4:41] Liana Pera: WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!?!?
[4:41] Imperial Admiral facepalms
[4:41] Liana Pera: :}
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[9:36] Imperial Admiral: SIR GET DOWN
[9:36] Imperial Admiral: SNIPER
[9:37] Imperial Admiral jumps on you
[9:37] Keller Teichmann: THE SNIPER IS A SPY.
[9:37] Imperial Admiral: SNIPERS IN THE HILLS
[9:37] Keller Teichmann ows. :<
[9:37] Imperial Admiral: THERE AFTER YOUR TASTY SHARK BRAINS
[9:38] Imperial Admiral: Ok
[9:38] Imperial Admiral: I think we're good now
[9:38] Keller Teichmann: shark brains
[9:38] Keller Teichmann: are not tasty :<
[9:38] Keller Teichmann: our fins are. That's why the one on my back is a prosthetic. ;-;
[9:39] Imperial Admiral: It was an honor protecting you Sir
[9:39] Imperial Admiral: Wouldn't want anything to happen to your... succulent... pink... brains
[9:39] Keller Teichmann: c_c;
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Foxers Fhang for putting in alot of effort.
Scotland peeps!
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Yeh!, Wheres all the Scotland people at!