Keno

MAYBE I WILL

OLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I would never imagine myself writing this so forgive me if it's poorly written. Now lets all be honest here I wasn't ever exactly the best officer... or a good one so I hope this opens up a place for someone alot better at it than me. My reasons for leaving are not out of hate or anything i'm just a little tired of it, everything has become really serious and that's fine for some people, some might come looking for a well organized serious group and this is one of the best but it's not for me. So i'm leaving to pursue other things. I'll still come over to Titan and fix up the sim or build random guns for you guys, still come on vent to chat with you, i'll be part of the Munitorum meaning I will still build for the group but as a friend (Example; Moy). I'm still coming to the con thing next year to be crammed in a car with Kytec and company then spend the night in a hotel room with 40 people. I love all you guys, you will always be my "family" and i'm sure the Ordo will go on being the greatest militery and community. It's been a fun 2 Years! Keno Pontoppidan Ex-Navis Legates

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZauGq6mOw

*pulls out a plank with a nail in it and begins beating Tsume* NOT SO NICE IS IT?

*Watches Inoue from a darker corner.* :| *WATCHES AELUS WATCH INOUE HIDE IN THE DARK CORNER* *steals your wallet as you watch aelus watch inoue in the dark corner >:O* *smacks Moy upside the head with a TF2 Scout's bat* *cries and steals your wallet aswell* *throws multiple grenades in the building and walks away laughing as it explodes* *Releases the crane mechanism holding the piano over Eazy*

((You basterd, I don't even know what you said so can't work my way out of it)) said mean things about Keno and stuff about purging him for being a "heretic" but _____.

*Watches Inoue from a darker corner.* :| *WATCHES AELUS WATCH INOUE HIDE IN THE DARK CORNER*

3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scotch, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish. The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity. Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water." An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says "Look at that fine English cow." The Irishman disagreed, saying "No, it's an Irish cow." The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. "No, it's a Scottish cow - it's got bagpipes underneath!" What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? Summer! Every Scotsman's fantasy is to have two women....one cleaning, the other cooking... There were two Scots who bet a pound on who could stay under water the longest. They

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor that

A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman find a wizard on the top of a tall cliff. The wizard orders them to jump off the cliff, but he also promises that if they say anything while falling, they will get it at the bottom of the cliff. So first, the Englishman jumps off the cliff and shouts, "Pillows!" and so he lands on some pillows. Then the Scotsman jumps off the cliff, and he shouts, "Hay!" and so he lands on some hay. Finally the Irishman runs to jump off the cliff, but he trips on a rock just before the jump and says, "Aw, shite!" Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Irishman were discussing the infidelity of their wives. "I think my wife is having an affair with an electrician", said Paddy Irishman, "because I found an electrician's toolbox under her bed last night." "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber", said Paddy Scotsman, "because last night I found a plunger under her bed". "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse", said Paddy Englishman, "because last night I found a jockey under her bed." A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar. Suddenly, a fly dives into their beers. The Englishman says, "Barman, a fly just dove into my beer. Bring me another one." The Englishman got another beer. The Irishman says, "Ah, to hell with it," and empties his pint, fly and all. The Scotsman pulls the fly out of his beer, shakes it up and down, and screams, "Spit it out, damn you! Spit it out!" An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all builders working on a bridge. The Englishman opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more tuna sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Irishman then says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Englishman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like tuna." The Scotsman's wife says, "If only I'd known he didn't like ham." The Irishman's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches." An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Englishman has a sword, the Scotsman has an axe, and the Irishman has a bomb. The Englishman throws his sword out the window and leaves. On his way home, he finds a little boy crying. "Oh, what is the matter, poor child?" "A sword flew out of the sky and it landed on my father..." the boy sobs. The Englishman walks home. The Scotsman throws his axe out the window and walks home. On his way home, he finds a little girl crying "Dear lass, what's the matter?" he asks. "An axe fell out of the sky and it landed on my brother..." The Scotsman walks home. The Irishman throws his bomb out the window and leaves. On his way home, he finds a little boy laughing hysterically. "What's so funny, lad?" he asks. "I farted and my house blew up."

The Pope was coming to Glasgow for a visit. The Pope was doing a tour of the city in his Popemobile. So this little kid was bit worried that the Pope wouldn't be able to pick him out in the crowd, so his Mum said: "Don't worry,wear your Celtic shirt and he's bound to pick you out and talk to you". So, they're in the crowd, but the Popemobile drives past them, and stops a bit further down the street where the Pope gets out and speaks to a little boy in a Rangers shirt. The Celtic lad is distraught and starts crying. His Mum says: "Don't worry, the Pope's driving around tomorrow as well, so we'll get you a Rangers shirt and then he's bound to stop to see you". The next day arrives, and the boy's got on his new Rangers shirt. The Popemobile stops right by him, Pope gets out, bends down and says to the lad: "I thought I told you fuck off yesterday?"

A guy walks into a bar... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

whispered a dark chant and his soul stole a nearby baneblade ____.

CAPS LOCK IS NOT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. Strike one, Keno. YES IT IS, STRIKE ONE TIMMAHY

*BREAKS YOUR THUMB* NO THUMBS UP EITHER. STRIKE TWO.

the alternate Keno from another dimension came through a portal in his Hellblade Dreadnought _____.

CUZ U CUNT BUILD, SHOO

HIGH FIVE BAD, YOU JUST FUCKED UP. STRIKE ONE.

Made my fucking day, I can die happy. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=31488

OHLOL\Z I DUNT COPYBOTTER HONEST

CAN I JOIN MR ARYTE, PLZ? I BUILD GUNZ N STUF, I HAS MANY GUNZ AND SOME EVEN HAV TEXTRES

My Cat :D

DAMMIT MIZAR YOU FUCKED IT UP, GRAB A FORK AND HELP SALVAGE THIS CAKE