From my days in UFS (Sorry for necroposting)
Three of Six looks up "Computer. Telaxian strout omelet for the captain please."
Computer: This Terminal Is Not A Replicator
Three of Six quirks a brow "We can either turn you into a replicator, assimilate you and then turn you into a replicator, or you can make it happen."
Computer: Please do not address this unit in that manner.