Legna Beorn

I wuz on the ground kthx

After combat Facts: One person was on the roof. Said person was being a medic Said person maybe threw three grenades total Ordo is now noob because one person says so lolwut?

what. the. f**k.

104. Men in tights.

Some sword wielding RP pretty boy shows up. Hilarity ensues.

so much hate. :<

To make people have complete loyalty and devotion to me. because if i got that. then i'll just brainwash the people with other superpowers. durrr.

^ Is correct < Has an idea v Is a liar <3

A similar case involved a man who changed his name to Optimus Prime. so that his kids could say "yeah? well my dad's Optimus prime!"

Stuff like basically anything of Globus

metroid prime on the gamecube was good.. Right now I haven't been seen on titan due to metroid :/

So it is written, so it must be.

Well, just this morning I found out I had passed out In my dorm's common room, and 'someone' thought it was a good idea to record me while asleep. Well it was mostly uneventful, until someone poked me trying to make some room on the couch, resulting in the following... conversation. "Hey can i sit here?" "Did'joo brin mah knicker launchuh?" "what?" "spiders'l try'in to take ma books... on-lee mah knicker launcher kin keep 'em a'way." At this point I released a rather large yawn and curled up into a ball before finishing "Take no priz-ners er the pyrits'll get us." Now hearing this I almost shot pepsi out my nose. as I don't remember saying it at all. but it was my voice. In proper english and not sleep-speak. the transcript was as follows Person: Hey can I sit here? Me: Did you bring my knicker (underwear) launcher? Person: What? Me: Spiders will try to take my books! only my knicker launcher can keep them away... Take no prisoners, or the pirates will get us!" anyone else have humerous sleep-speak moments?

It's actually becoming quite common surprisingly. Originating based upon a Pokemon called Mawile From there people were like "lol lets make mouth tails" and so it was done... then the perverts got into it (about 0.0000000000000076 seconds after Tailmouths were started) and suddenly you could find mouths assiting in auto-cunin... you know imma just stop now, im sure you got the idea now. also:

Random IM from Crash -- Instant message logging enabled -- [16:02] Crash Silverfall: dude [16:02] Crash Silverfall: dude [16:02] Crash Silverfall: dude [16:02] Azoth Zsun: ? [16:02] Crash Silverfall: Hannah Montana the movie [16:02] Crash Silverfall: is [16:02] Crash Silverfall: SO [16:02] Crash Silverfall: GOOD [16:02] Crash Silverfall: OMG [16:02] Azoth Zsun: ... [16:02] Crash Silverfall: ;-; [16:02] Azoth Zsun: fail [16:02] Crash Silverfall: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkuIEisTFa4 [16:03] Crash Silverfall: THIS IS A SONG THEY SANG [16:03] Crash Silverfall: OMG [16:03] Crash Silverfall: LISTEN TO IT [16:03] Crash Silverfall: makes me cry [16:03] Azoth Zsun: no i hate hannah montana [16:03] Crash Silverfall: AND SO HAPPY IN THE SAME TIME [16:03] Crash Silverfall: Whoa [16:04] Crash Silverfall: she is hot [16:04] Azoth Zsun: no shes not [16:04] Crash Silverfall: DONT be hatin [16:04] Crash Silverfall: >:c [16:04] Azoth Zsun is hatin [16:04] Crash Silverfall: </3

Advice for Furry Artists enjoy Also, one example: A fox is a fox; not a (f word)ing Vietnamese whore.

needs moar chocolate... >.> didn't cringe

I live in the land of lumberjacks, igloo's and maple syrup. our scottish ninjas burn down white-houses. sneaking all the way down and back up from this great land wearing nothing but kilts and carrying muskets!

I got to 32 minutes in a drunken trance. then. I couldnt take it anymore and sat on my bed and cried. BUT THEY WERE MANLY TEARS!

wtf Anly. wtf.

OKLAHOMA!

So we should stoop to their levels and do exactly what the did in return? Christoph is a lost cause, but in the real world. That just isn't how people learn. Merc's and the IS in general are doing the proper thing by hanging back and returning the blockade full force. Because it sends the following message. "You can't do anything now, and you're not even worth the time it takes for me to (insert witty quip here)"

no no, your interpretation is quite accurate. she likes to attack us when things go bad. it's why im so resiliant =3 years and years of physical trauma X3 (not really but we were all pretty annoyed with the whole trip. its just me and my dad act like idiots and crack jokes and make fun of... more or less everything we drove by. so she hated how we had fun and she was stuck in a car alone listening to staticy radio)

if ZeroNightmare were here. this is when he would say "Oh Murr"

That is my mother. and in regards to Zrazor "how the fuck am I supposed to know where you are"