Kryo Recreant

Hippy bathday indeed.

Happy birthday (real one), you tiny wee pair o' whippersnappers. And to Inoue too, if the board isn't lying to me!

I would hazard that this is the responsibility of all Alpha Squads, but we in the Apostles take it one step further by offering a team able to train the newest inductees to the Astra division. We teach literally, but we need to teach figuratively, too. We teach by right action and good conduct. We uphold the very highest standards of the Ordo Imperialis, but we're not jackasses about it; we're the ones who have the time to dedicate to furthering ourselves and others in the group, we're the ones who set the standard for others to aspire to. The members of the Alpha squads are at the top of their respective games, each an invaluable asset to the group. Without being combat effective, or courteous, or upholding the rules and regulations laid out in the best interests of the group, to the best of our ability... what right do we have to teach? We have to be all those things and more to rightfully deserve our place at the very top of the best military on the battlefields of the Grid.

Happy birthday <:o

[18:22:47] (COM): Jason Backer: Praetorians... POUNCE [18:22:56] (COM): Azoth Zsun: all worship the great caffeninity [18:22:57] (COM): Crash Silverfall: JASON [18:22:58] Kitten Jenkins has left the sim. [18:22:58] Mercury: Lost contact: Kitten Jenkins [18:23:03] (COM): Kryo Recreant: So when you people say bummer it makes me giggle. [18:23:08] (COM): Keller Teichmann: Backer. Saying 'pounce' in a primarily furry community just sounds furry. [18:23:10] (COM): Roberick Kungler: I'm going to get a hummer? :v [18:23:11] (COM): zanndor Aeon: BUMMER [18:23:17] Kei Whitfield is Online [18:23:19] (COM): Azoth Zsun: I rageface when people say Hella irl >:O [18:23:21] Kitten Jenkins has entered the sim. [18:23:22] (COM): Kryo Recreant: YOU'RE A BUMMER ZANNDOR [18:23:24] Kitten Jenkins is Online [18:23:26] (COM): Kryo Recreant: >:C [18:23:28] (COM): Trinity Heckroth: in american slang is not buttsex [18:23:29] (COM): zanndor Aeon: I know thats Hella gay, Azoth [18:23:35] (COM): Roberick Kungler: I rage face when people say 'irregardless' [18:23:37] (COM): Azoth Zsun: >:O [18:23:40] (COM): Jason Backer: Damn, I didn't think this one through. OKAY GUYS STOP UNZIPPING CRASH'S SHIRT. I meant kill!

[14:12:11] Kinera Haiku: Guess he dun like me. [14:12:15] Kinera Haiku: NO ONE EVER SAYS HO TO ME

Harpy bidet!

Bye Glowyfox D:

RIP indeed, Gary Coleman, and also the late and great Dennis Hopper who died yesterday, of prostate cancer.

It takes 95% of Ordo Brits' sadness to correctly process this news. :<

Happy b'day :>

<3!