Aryte Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 From the desk of Fuhrer Christoph Naumova08October2008CC: General Berkahulter, Eastern Front; General Paulous, Eastern Front; General Fluffykins, BedroomTopic: Vanguard; Literary Construction of Clever Impersonations<------------------------------------------------------Form this wide------------------------------------------------------>ACHTUNG!Meine ubermensch, ja! Zhis is ze fuhrer! Heed mein snowmew rage, ja!Ah, hem. I'm sorry my good sirs, sometimes playing the part of being the supreme overlord of this fine group of quasi-national socialists gets to my head. Now then, ahem, hem. To the topic, lads!As you all know, yesterday the devilish rogues of the "Ordo Imperialis" assaulted our brethren of the "Imperium Batallion" (irony, right?)-- Of course, we, the great Vanguard promptly ran to assist them. Goodness, it's tough to get some combat as of late: between being banished from most major militaries, we're really left with strong arming our allies to allow us to use their headquarters to do battle. But, ach, those damned furries! We were reduced to defending the south corner of Cannes Villes in less than twenty minutes. Mein gott, we all know that /Vanguard/ cannot be defeated: it is clear that the Ordo was cheating! They were clearly using illegal gear! Our proof is extensive! Take the word of our esteemed allies from the CS, for example![16:09] Arvid Sittingbull: again the only thing that gets us killed is the lag..[16:09] Arvid Sittingbull: wich they dont have[16:09] Rush Oceanlane: they dont?[16:10] Arvid Sittingbull: well no..[16:10] Arvid Sittingbull: idk something i believe with their scripting that makes us lag/Lag attacks/? Astounding! The Ordo Imperialis has created the technology to target an entire military and generate lag upon them, while resisting it themselves. This, my friends, is unacceptable! Vanguard will not tolerate it! Goodness, it doesn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 That has pretty much made my night, brilliant work sir. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razi Soyinka Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 *Razi falls over nearly laughing himself to death*ACHTUNG ACHTUNG! DAS MACHEENIN IST NOT FER GERFINGER POKEN UNDT MITTENGRABBEN! ZENZITIVE MACHEENIN VILL SPITZEN SPARKEN UNDT CORKEN POPPEN MIT DER BLINKEN LIGHTZEN!JAWOHL!lol hehe *snigger* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillip Hultcrantz Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 aaahhh.... das ist gut.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Razi Soyinka wrote:*Razi falls over nearly laughing himself to death*ACHTUNG ACHTUNG! DAS MACHEENIN IST NOT FER GERFINGER POKEN UNDT MITTENGRABBEN! ZENZITIVE MACHEENIN VILL SPITZEN SPARKEN UNDT CORKEN POPPEN MIT DER BLINKEN LIGHTZEN!JAWOHL!lol hehe *snigger*again in english please ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeriese Descenna Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I love having sex when I'm filled with sorrow >.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keystone Gray Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Jester Spearmann wrote:Razi Soyinka wrote:*Razi falls over nearly laughing himself to death*ACHTUNG ACHTUNG! DAS MACHEENIN IST NOT FER GERFINGER POKEN UNDT MITTENGRABBEN! ZENZITIVE MACHEENIN VILL SPITZEN SPARKEN UNDT CORKEN POPPEN MIT DER BLINKEN LIGHTZEN!JAWOHL!lol hehe *snigger*again in english please ?WARNING! WARNING!THE MACHINE IS NOT FOR FINGER POKING AND GRABBING! SENSITIVE MACHINE WILL SPIT SPARKS AND POP CORKS WITH THE BLINKING LIGHTS!... o.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Exonar Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Out of combat victory report:Vanguard 0Aryte 22142 sent it out to EVERYONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 "Ah, Mr. Hilter, I see you're planning an exposition in the country side with your friends!""Vhat!? Oh, ja, ja, das ist...err...what is vord for hike? Hiki...hike...hiking! Ja, hiking trip.""But wait, Mr. Hilter, this is a map of Stalingrad!""Eh?""I guess you wouldn't have much fun in Stalingrad, eh Mr. Hilter?""...""I -said- you wouldn't HAVE MUCH FUN IN STALINGRAD, EH MR. HILTER?""...no...not much fun in Stalingrad..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 More paraphrasing. I can't remember the exact wording of the skit, sadly. :( One of my favorites, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
