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Mark Karlfeldt

ITT: WE TALK ABOUT REVOLVERS

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YOU EVER THOUGHT YOUR PISTOL WASN'T CYLINDRICAL ENOUGH? WELL HERE'S A PISTOL THAT IS LITERALLY A CYLINDER WITH A THING STICKING OUT OF IT THAT YOU HOLD ONTO.

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AND HOLD ONTO IT YOU DAMN FfffING WELL BETTER BECAUSE THESE THINGS KICK LIKE SNORTING POWDERED ABSINTHE.

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JESUS CHRIST IS THAT A REVOLVER OR A SAWN-OFF HOWITZER BECAUSE THAT SHIT FIRES 12.3x50R ROUNDS. THAT SLUG IS ALMOST AS BIG AS YOUR FAT ALABAMAN MOTHER.

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JESUS FfffING TITLORD THAT'S A LONG BARREL. WHY IS IT SO LONG? BECAUSE Ffff THE POLICE THAT'S WHY.

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SOMETIMES YOU'RE A LITTLE SISSY GIRL AND YOU DON'T WANT A BARREL LONGER THAN MY INCREDIBLE BEARD. THAT'S COOL. REVOLVERS GOT THAT COVERED. THAT THERE IS A .454 CASULL REVOLVER WITH A 2" BARREL. I GAVE IT TO MY EX-GIRLFRIEND SO I COULD FILM IT RECOILING AND SMASHING IN HER FACE. THAT'S WHY SHE'S MY EX. THAT BITCH.

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MAYBE YOU'RE TOO HARDCORE FOR A SISSY LITTLE RUGER PIECE OF SHIT. THAT'S COOL. THIS GUY IS USING A .600 NITRO EXPRESS REVOLVER. A GOOD ALTERNATIVE USE FOR IT IS TO PUT THE CYLINDER GAP ALONG YOUR HEDGEROW TO TRIM THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

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WOAH JESUS THAT'S LIKE A DESERT EAGLE OF THE REVOLVER WORLD. WHICH IT IS. BECAUSE MAGNUM RESEARCH MADE IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT SHOOTS BUT IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT CALL OF DUTY.

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MAYBE YOU'RE A MOUSE OR SOME SHIT AND YOUR TEENY TINY LITTLE CHILD MOLESTING HANDS ARE TOO SMALL FOR OTHER GUNS. THAT'S COOL. REVOLVERS GOT YOU COVERED.

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HUEHUEURUEUHUE YEP THAT'S A REVOLVER RIFLE. BECAUSE REVOLVERS ARE TOO COOL TO STAY IN JUST ONE FIREARM CATEGORY. NOW YOU GOT SHIT LIKE THIS.

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THAT'S A REVOLVER THAT'S SO BIG IT LAUNCHES GRENADES. YEP. GRENADES. USE IT IN ONE HAND FOR BONUS PRESTIGE POINTS AMONG ALL YOUR FAGGOTY AIRSOFT BUDDIES.

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Fun fact about the 1895 Nagant. When you pull the trigger, the entire cylinder moves forward to make a seal with the frame of the weapon. This allowed for the use of a supressor on a revolver. Those smart Russians!

(they're also available for like 100 bucks at http://www.aimsurplus.com/product.aspx?groupid=350&name=Russian+M1895+7.62x38R+Nagant+Revolver But I think I'm going to buy a Tokarev from jgsales.com)

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