Krow Ames Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 From SL. Number the things you learned, don't post more than five at a time. Minimum is 1. If we reach 100, Uncle Krow has a surprise. This is all for shits and giggles and shouldn't be taken seriously.100 things I learned from SL:1. All furries are huskies.2. SL combat is the only violent thing in the world where both sides can claim victory.3. All enlisted want to be officers, and all officers wish they were still enlisted.(next post picks up on 4, and so on until we reach 100) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markius Fox Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 4. All Huskies are Foxes.5. RL: Shotguns are for people that are great shots and want to seriously take an assailant down. SL: Shotguns are for those that want to shoot a cone of bullets in one click, very very fast.6. Hypocrisy is the worst enemy to the SLMC, not rivalries or disagreements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalemAdams Wobbit Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 7. SL physics are always going to be fracked up, even if it's fixed (See Raycast: Abuse, et al.).8. Rabbits are few, but can be very interesting at times.9. E-dickmeasuring contests happen, even if you try to prevent such a thing10. The measure of a person cannot be determined by how annoying their voice can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 11. I hate furries.12. People will do strange things to try to win favor.13. Wolves are not huskies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aryte Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 14. People are retarded and will always join X group to be a SUPREME COMMANDER of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Then beg to rejoin Ordo as an E-1 a month later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 15. Chaos are jerks.16. People should own up to their shit.17. Wearing a Ushanka automatically makes you a communist in the eyes of your peers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaska Czarny Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 15. If you die, you can always come right back.16. You can reload an underbarrel grenade launcher while firing an assault rifle on full automatic.17. Huskies are ALWAYS, without exception, very, very gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 18. The military community should be renamed the "gay, furry community." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huttser Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 19. People always stereotype huskies damn it >:[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Flaks Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 20. haters gonna hate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmon Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 21. Everything was always better in 2006 even though it was filled with nukes, and looked like only a tad better than minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokusai Otsuka Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 22. The Kani population dropped in 2009 with the release of the Felis and Ringtail23. The Kani Fox was the "Hippseter" of 2008.24. Everyone who used a Kani was gay or was secretly gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markius Fox Posted June 9, 2012 Share Posted June 9, 2012 20. haters gonna hate 20.a. Capers25. <insert ethnic group> hates Ordo because Ordo cheats somehow, everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalemAdams Wobbit Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) 29. People also need to pay attention to the actual numbers. (duplicate 15-17)30. People need to stop stereotyping species or avatar makers. Edited June 10, 2012 by SalemAdams Wobbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 31. It's generally not a good idea to take OIC while high.32. "I'm too high right now" is generally not considered a good excuse for not taking OIC.33. Just Ffffing like, don't do drugs, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Flaks Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 34. Rule 34 applies to Second Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krow Ames Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 35. Everything Murphy's Laws states is actually true in Second Life.36. The claymore is always pointed at you, regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinhardt Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 37 - the more we make them rage (by killing them too hard)... the more fun we have.38 - Being banned (For killing too hard) ... is the ultimate compliment.39 - Its hard to get banned for killing too hard, when invincible chaos gunships are spawn camping you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalemAdams Wobbit Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 40. If you place a Claymore for defensive purposes, someone on the same side will ALWAYS frack up your placements in some form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krow Ames Posted June 10, 2012 Author Share Posted June 10, 2012 41. If someone names the weapon they're using, everyone on teamspeak will name off their weapons.42. Insert hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy reference here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadmon Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 43: if you give a mouse a cookie, hes going to want a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maceman Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 (edited) 44. At most of cases you will only kill someone in melee if they are charging you, but if you attempt to charge them, your own melee will get you.45. To be a good lonewolf you should have a AO made of backflippings, frontflippings and sideflippings. Edited June 10, 2012 by Radryl Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Reisman Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 41. If someone names the weapon they're using, everyone on teamspeak will name off their weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kellervo Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 46. Every scripter is the best scripter - when you ask them.47. Every scripter is the worst scripter - when you ask another scripter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalemAdams Wobbit Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 48. Not all scripters are equal. Some are humble, others are not.49. Alcohol and SLMC combat, when mixed together, has very interesting outcomes.50. Most TG militaries are immature when it comes to rules and fairness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
