Damn Loki Is Sexy QP points earned here!!

[Loki Cramer]

So to start this off on the right foot, I am now holding a competition, a story competition none the less..

Here is how its going to work You will write a short story about me! loki cramer who else right? there will be three winners 1st, 2nd, and 3rd, 1st place will be a delicious 50qp points, while the following places will be secret less tastey less sexy prizes.

Storys will be judged by comedy, randomness, interpritation of loki. and other crap to.

As krin's teamspeak avatar says "Rape is an art, let us paint".

Deadline is 24 hours from this very second! get to work you bastards.

mind my retarded spelling, Im at work and the keyboard is a stiff piece of crap.

Also all are invited to join in, even non ordo members, Ill figure out a prize if your not part of the group.

[Guest Ruin Nefarious]

. . rofl. I GUESS I'LL SUPPLY 50QP.

And people not in the group can't see this post.

[Loki Cramer]

Good the people not in the group didnt need to see this sensuall massage of a post anyway.

[Loki Cramer]

First prize also comes with a video I shot while working, IRL it involves pigeons attacking me in an abandon building, noone has seen it before.

[Xoza]

Time to roast a Loki

[Jeffery Worbridge]

And remember everyone. There's no mistakes.. Just happy little accidents.

[Krow Ames]

Whoever wins this, please put that video on youtube. I want to see Loki being attacked by pigeons.

[George Reisman]

Loki and a flock of pigeons walked into a bar. Only the pigeon walked out.

[Krow Ames]

Capt. Brack Sparrow: and then Scarecrow stepped out from behind bane and blates Bruce with an even more potent fear gas, sending bruce in to a psycopathic fear enduced rage, killing Alfred and Harvey Dent using the blades on his gauntlets whilst Bane and Catwoman laugh happily

[OI] Krow Ames: wut

Capt. Brack Sparrow: the dark knight rises ending

Capt. Brack Sparrow: that's clearly what happened.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: tell everyone

[OI] Krow Ames: Alright.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: how's it goin dawg?

[OI] Krow Ames: Turns out, all three movies were an episode induced by fear toxin when Scarecrow got batman in the first movie

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Bruce wayne wakes up in his bed weeks later with Lucius, Rachel and Alfred hovering over him

[OI] Krow Ames: Alfred is dead. Bruce killed him while screaming that he was Ra's Alghul

Capt. Brack Sparrow: They're happy to see him alive, and lucius calmly asks him "Where did you get these scars?" and points at some cuts and scratches across bruces face

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Bruce can only laugh at the irony

Capt. Brack Sparrow: he goes insane

Capt. Brack Sparrow: is inducted to Arkham asylum

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Joseph Gordon Levitt becomes batman

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Christian Bale becomes joker

Capt. Brack Sparrow: I have an idea.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: follow me on this, it'll be a bit bumpy.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Nightwing, right.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Played by Joseph Gordon Levitte

Capt. Brack Sparrow: he has to catch Crane, played by whatsisface.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: some flashback footage of Tom Hardy as bane, but it's new footage, like the ras al ghul stuff in DKR

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Just when Nightwing thinks he's finally caught crane, he's thrown in to a maze

Capt. Brack Sparrow: and the only way out is to answer riddles

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Suddenly: Leonardo DiCaprio is Riddler

Capt. Brack Sparrow: we find out it's actually the sequel to Inception, and it was all a dream of Leos character after he saw DKR

[OI] Krow Ames: rofl

[OI] Krow Ames: But he's actually insane and in Arkham, Hugo Strange played by Robin Williams

Capt. Brack Sparrow: The entire thing was a dream of Hugos

Capt. Brack Sparrow: he tells an orderly about it

Capt. Brack Sparrow: they look at him with a cheesy smile and say "HUGO STRANGE." as if they're saying you so strange.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Hugo says "OH YOU!"

Capt. Brack Sparrow: cue cheesy 80s sitcom music

Capt. Brack Sparrow: fade to credits

[OI] Krow Ames: Gold.

[OI] Krow Ames: Ffffing gold.

[OI] Krow Ames: Stinger after the credits: Superman wakes up in a cold sweat, gasping. "Oh... It was just a dream."

Capt. Brack Sparrow: He rolls over to see christian bale in his bed

Capt. Brack Sparrow: christian bale pulls off his bale mask

Capt. Brack Sparrow: it was tony stark this whole time

Capt. Brack Sparrow: he flies out the window in the ironman suit

[OI] Krow Ames: I'm dying

Loki was Green Arrow.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: then Cary Elwes wakes up next to Morgan Freeman in jail

Capt. Brack Sparrow: Freeman is staring bewildered at Cary

Capt. Brack Sparrow: he says "Christian, I don't know who this Bat Man is, but we must get out of here!"

Capt. Brack Sparrow: it was all a dream, they escape jail, and save sherwood forest.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: with a british accent.

Capt. Brack Sparrow: "Robin hood wakes up in jail next to morgan freeman, and freeman is staring out the bars. He turns slowly to Cary, doesn't even blink, and says totally deadpan-

Capt. Brack Sparrow: We'll Call It The Bat"

All of Robin Hood's Merry Men are played by Loki.

[Krow Ames]

Who won this