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[13:27:20] Radio Box: (Kishoshima Dragonash) hey guys, talk in IMs

[13:27:26] Radio Box: (Kishoshima Dragonash) we can hear every word you say in open chat

[13:27:52] You: that kisho omg.... he is such a good kisser

[13:28:28] You: they say he is wild in bed aswell

[13:29:16] Radio Box: (Zacharias Bardasch) KISHO AND RYKIANA SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

[13:29:27] You: more than that ;)

[13:29:31] Radio Box: (Zacharias Bardasch) obby

[13:29:33] Radio Box: (Kishoshima Dragonash) Yoki will castrate you all

[13:29:36] You: we did try but we kept falling out of the damn tree

[13:29:50] Radio Box: (Zacharias Bardasch) Kisho's a fatty like that. Takes up the whole tree.

[13:29:58] You: yep, kept breaking the brances

[13:30:03] Radio Box: (Kishoshima Dragonash) yep thats me.. Fatty mcfat fat

[13:31:24] You: oh kisho next time....leave the car battery at home ....... it hurts when you wire the nipple clamps to it

[13:31:35] Radio Box: (Zacharias Bardasch) LMFAO

[13:31:39] Radio Box: (Kishoshima Dragonash) lord have mercy

[13:31:42] IM: Aerus Garnet: We'll go through the buildings

[13:31:49] You: you know i only like the 9v batteries

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[08:04:52] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): Oh Sam, Ryk is my rl soon to be other half. :)

[08:04:59] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): Mhm I heard

[08:05:00] You: yep yep

[08:05:00] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): Congrats :p

[08:05:08] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): Thanks

[08:05:12] You: still doesnt mean your getting in my spitfire though

[08:05:18] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): Lol aww

[08:05:23] You: or getting my star wars stuff

[08:05:27] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): :(

[08:05:29] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): no fair

[08:05:30] You: mine!

[08:05:41] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): I will wait until your asleep

[08:05:46] Major Nohime Halcali (nohime.runner) is Online

[08:05:53] You: no fear there... i will just tie you to the bed

[08:05:58] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): nuuu

[08:06:06] You: not what you said the other night

[08:06:07] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): ....

[08:06:12] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): lo

[08:06:14] Megget Macarthur: ........

[08:06:15] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): lol

[08:06:16] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): Too much info

[08:06:22] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): don't ask lol

[08:06:22] Ron Bleac: ............

[08:06:29] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): omg ron

[08:06:33] You: oh thats only the start....wait till i tell you what she does with the nipple clamps and ky jelly

[08:06:33] Ron Bleac: That is hot. Tell me more.

[08:06:40] Squeeks (yoki.mistwalker): hey...

[08:06:42] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): O_O

[08:06:47] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): Umm

[08:06:49] Megget Macarthur: MOAR! :DD

[08:06:58] You: and that thing with the lemons is amazing

[08:07:00] Ron Bleac: Nipple clamps, fuck yes. I use jump cables.

[08:07:07] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): lol

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[19:24] Ice Karsin: I'M SUCH A SCAREDYCAT. I kinda have to piss, but there's a wasp in the bathroom.

[19:24] Ice Karsin: A big fucking wasp.

[19:24] Ice Karsin: I mean seriously it's like 2x normal wasp size.

[19:24] Aryte Vesperia: It's from Japan.

[19:24] Aryte Vesperia: Radiation.

[19:24] Aryte Vesperia: It'll sting you. And you will turn into some version of Spider Man.

[19:24] Aryte Vesperia: Except a wasp.

[19:24] Aryte Vesperia: Wasp Man.

[19:25] Ice Karsin: HOW TO OVERCOME FEAR OF WASPS OR KILL WASP

[19:25] Ice Karsin: or befriend wasp so he no sting?

[19:26] Ice Karsin: I looked at the Wikipedia article for Wasp and it scared me so I tried scrolling but then it scared me more so I closed it.

[19:27] Ice Karsin: I HAVE A SERIOUS PHOBIA OF WASPS, GOD FORBID WE GO TO A SIM WHEREIN THEY'VE MADE THE UNIFORM A WASP COSTUME

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[20:14] Ice Karsin: damnit

[20:14] Ice Karsin: that wasp man

[20:14] Ice Karsin: it's still in there

[20:14] Aryte Vesperia: YOU CAN DO IT ICE

[20:14] Ice Karsin: NO WHAT IF I'M PISSING AND IT STINGS ME ON THE DICK

[20:15] Ice Karsin: THEN I'LL COME BACK HERE AND SHOOT YOU

[20:15] Ice Karsin: >:C

[20:18] Ice Karsin: I have lots of hair. WHAT IF HE LANDS ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND I DON'T NOTICE HIM

[20:18] Ice Karsin: THEN I LEAN BACK IN CHAIR AND HE STING ME

[20:18] Aryte Vesperia: You'd crush him.

[20:18] Ice Karsin: They can sting while being crushed.

[20:18] Ice Karsin: I've learned that the hrd way. :C

[20:19] Aryte Vesperia: Aw.

[20:22] Ice Karsin: okay

[20:22] Aryte Vesperia: YOU CAN DO IT ICE

[20:22] Ice Karsin: I went in there I didn't see him I kinda just WENT while fucking looking around and I was nervous and kinda sweating and then I saw him

[20:23] Aryte Vesperia: LOL

[20:23] Ice Karsin: I was just fuckin standing there pissing and he was just standing there wasping

[20:23] Ice Karsin: and he looked at me

[20:23] Ice Karsin: and I looked at him

[20:23] Aryte Vesperia: ICE WTF LOL

[20:23] Ice Karsin: then I zipped up and left the room

[20:23] Ice Karsin: this shit REALLY HAPPENED

[20:23] Ice Karsin: JUST NOW

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While watching 70s pornography. Transcribed this to Agares, putting this here now.

Plumber: OH HELLO THERE SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD LOOKING HOUSE WIFE WITH NO BIRTHMARKS OR SKIN DEFECTS WHATSOEVER. I AM THE PLUMBER.

Housewife: WHY HELLO THERE, PLUMBER. MY PIPES ARE IN NEED OF A FIXING.

Plumber: I THINK I GOT THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THAT, MAD'AM.

*/scene switch*

Housewife: I AM NUDE.

Housewife: TAKE ME.

Plumber: DO YOU LIKE ICE CREAM, BABY?

Housewife: WELL, I HAVE A TASTE FOR ICE CREAM.

Plumber: I CAN'T DO THE ICE PART, BUT THE CREAM IS ANOTHER STORY~

Housewife: WOAH YOU'RE.. REALLY HAIRY.

Plumber: ALL THE MORE TO TICKLE YOU WITH, BABY

Plumber: THAT'S RIGHT BABE, WORK THAT DELICIOUS SNOWCONE.

Plumber: BITE ME. OH YES.

Housewife: I haven't had this much fun since 1966!

The plumber was wearing blue work overalls, a dirty, slouching cap to the side and aviator shades. His skin was also.. gleaming, leading me to think he was either oiled up by sewage or used abnormal amounts of baby oil. In a way, he made me think of Mario.

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[17:59] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: There's an opening for CO of Invictus.

[17:59] (COM): Ice Karsin: I call it

[17:59] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: meeee

[17:59] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: noo nu me

[18:00] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: i call it

[18:00] (COM): Ookamiwulf Lemton: o/

[18:00] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Wait, what?

[18:00] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: i fight for eet

[18:00] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Wait... waitwaitwait why?

[18:00] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Ice Karsin it is.

[18:00] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Go die, Aryte. >:|

[18:00] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: THEN I MUST ASSASSINATE ICE KARSIN >:V

[18:00] (COM): Agares Tretiak: WHAT

[18:00] (COM): Ice Karsin: TRY IT

[18:00] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: Ice watch ur back >:C

[18:01] (COM): Ice Karsin: COME AT ME BRO

[18:01] (COM): Radryl Allen: Zacharias, YOU ARE dead.

[18:01] (COM): Agares Tretiak: I will.

[18:01] Aryte Vesperia is offering a TP to http://slurl.com/secondlife/Titan/131/130/752 (M)

[18:01] Aryte Vesperia: Meet your new CO.

[18:01] Singularity Phenomena (Channel 1): draw

[18:01] Ice (ice.karsin): come at me bro.

[18:01] Ice Karsin (Channel 1): draw

[18:01] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: I WILL GO ON AN MURDER SPREE UNTIL ERIKSSON IS CO AGAIN.

[18:01] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Rofl.

[18:01] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: And I will end you, Agares. >:O

[18:01] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: ZACH IS CO THEN

[18:01] Žäƴĺôş (singularity.phenomena): IM AT YOU BRO

[18:01] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: KILL YOURSELF

[18:01] Ice (ice.karsin): NO

[18:01] Ice (ice.karsin): NOT ZACH

[18:01] Ice (ice.karsin): :C

[18:01] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: Oh. In that case, THANKS KBAI ERIK.

[18:01] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: LMAO

[18:01] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: ZACH UR NEXT

[18:02] (COM): Zacharias Bardasch: I will beat you.

[18:02] (COM): Ice Karsin: I was CO of Invictus for 1.2 minutes.'

[18:02] (COM): Singularity Phenomena: LETS DO DIS

[18:02] (COM): Aryte Vesperia: Hahha.

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[19:14] George Michael Reisman Jr. (george.reisman): What kind of chips?

[19:15] Drasamax Python: I would guess my mic was open again

[19:15] Drasamax Python: since iam eating popcorn

[19:16] George Michael Reisman Jr. (george.reisman): It has been for the greater part of an hour.

[19:16] Drasamax Python: thing always goes on for no reason

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[05:37] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): OH

[05:38] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): And

[05:38] Sambakza Razell (sambakza): HAPPY BIRTHDAY AWANKEN <3

[05:38] A W A N K E N (awanken.wasp): Thank you Sam <3

[05:41] Awanken Wasp (Channel 1): sling

[05:41] Awanken Wasp (Channel 1): holster

[05:41] Awanken Wasp (Channel 1): hb

[05:41] Awanken Wasp (Channel 1): throwgrenade

[05:41] You died and have been teleported to your home location

[05:41] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: Collision: Frag - Awanken Wasp

[05:41] (COM): Awanken Wasp: SORRY SAM ! I WAS TRYING TO TYPE BUT DIDN*T HAVE TEXT FIELD OPEN

THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING NICE

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