Quotes of Win

[Romules Resident]

[22:21] Markius Fox (markius.faulkner): RAID THEN

[22:21] Markius Fox (markius.faulkner): get on the raid that is going out to tyr

[22:21] The Green Horn (romules): My days are so short

[22:21] Markius Fox (markius.faulkner): DOOO EET

[22:21] The Green Horn (romules): HOW IN GODS NAME IS IT THURSDAY

[22:22] Markius Fox (markius.faulkner): DOO ETT NAOW

[22:22] Markius Fox (markius.faulkner): RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[22:22] The Green Horn (romules): Im tired though D:!

[22:23] Markius Fox (markius.faulkner) shoots M60 GPMG into a swath of random underpowered enemies while shirtless, buff, oiled up and screaming "RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11!!!ONE!!11!1!!"

[Johann]

-Right- after the fight:

[00:27:12] Aesir Legatus(legatussanguis): I need a good furry porn weebsite.

[00:27:22] Aesir Legatus(legatussanguis): I mean no disrespect.

[00:27:28] Aesir Rúnatýr(tyreal.mortal): LEGATUS

[00:27:30] Acheron Gloom: e621

[Tsume Xiao]

[17:00] (COM) Tsume Xiao: $tp

[17:00] (COM) Tsume Xiao: $TP ME FAGGOT

[2012/06/21 17:00] Second Life: secondlife:///app/agent/2b4458c3-aef8-429e-a0e4-1b889fa63aa1/about has offered to teleport you to their location:

Join me in Titan! - Moderate <icon>Parcel_M_Dark</icon>

[17:00] (COM) Tsume Xiao: And that worked....

[RazorFox]

[21:43] Broge Reisman (george.reisman): It's a thing if Wikipedia says it is.

[21:43] Na'mer (lyle.watanabe) is Online

[21:43] Freebie String is Offline

[21:44] Z-Money (zrazor.rozenstrauch): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Reisman

[21:44] Z-Money (zrazor.rozenstrauch): Here's what it says about you

[21:44] Broge Reisman (george.reisman): I'm a baller.

[Larry Furlough]

[14:36] Larry Furlough: I thought Ethan was talking on TS when I hit this point in the video and I was shooting someone.

[14:36] Larry Furlough:

[14:37] Huttser Ishelwood: LOL

[Larry Furlough]

[21:57] SH0CKINGEAGLE Daxeline: three hours sleep]

[21:57] SH0CKINGEAGLE Daxeline: just how I like it

[21:57] Larry Furlough: it's been three hours?

[21:57] SH0CKINGEAGLE Daxeline: Nothing keeps you on your toes like sleep deprivation

[21:58] Angel Paramour: omg

[21:58] Larry Furlough: Contributes to body hair and weight gain.

[21:58] Angel Paramour: hi shock

[21:58] Larry Furlough: fyi

[21:58] SH0CKINGEAGLE Daxeline: Good night

[21:58] SH0CKINGEAGLE DaxelineSH0CKINGEAGLE Daxeline has left the region.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[08:28] (COM) Mikeo Amiot: Is it impossible to get LL support now?

[08:29] (COM) Azimuth Summerwind: Do you own seven sims?

[08:29] (COM) Mikeo Amiot: :c

[08:29] (COM) Azimuth Summerwind: Then yes, it's impossible. xD

[08:29] (COM) Azimuth Summerwind: Unfortunately :<

[08:29] (COM) Mikeo Amiot: lol. They have some stupid questions forums. I need an answer from LL, not sassygurl12635.

[Caleb]

[05:33] Caleb Carstensz: Oh. :o

[05:33] Caleb Carstensz: What's the store?

[05:33] (COM) Mercury: it's SuperMan!

[05:34] Airls Johann v. Messer: Buried Alive.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[06:44] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Imperator Aryte Vesperia (Imperator)

[06:44] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: Mornin' bossguy.

[06:44] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: SO TIRED

[06:44] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: HATE EVERYTHING

[06:44] (COM) Azimuth Summerwind: New Ordo contact: Unranked Mercury SecretSpy (Imperator)

[06:44] (COM) Azimuth Summerwind: Mercury is impersonating you D:

[06:44] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: rkskdkkddk

[06:44] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: BYE

[06:45] Mercury: Lost contact: Aryte Vesperia

[Johann]

[09:30:59] Awanken Wasp: You can see the original 60s Batman movie completely in Youtube

[09:31:14] Shizzerk Kostolany: wow

[09:31:15] Markius Fox(markius.faulkner): Becky, Look at her butt. It is SO big...

[09:31:25] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): Is it the one where he uses shark repellant and it falls into the ocean and explodes?

[09:31:32] Shizzerk Kostolany: What lol

[09:31:43] Awanken Wasp: Propably

[09:31:45] Awanken Wasp: lol

[09:31:47] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): That might've been just one of the shows.

[09:32:30] Keller Vesperia(keller.teichmann): Batman hates sharks. :<

[09:32:38] Shizzerk Kostolany: Haters gonna hate

[09:32:46] Markius Fox(markius.faulkner): Capers

[09:32:54] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): Well the shark was attacking him...

[09:33:06] Shizzerk Kostolany: Wait

[09:33:06] Awanken Wasp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCFAA_yM00&feature=player_embedded#!

[09:33:09] Shizzerk Kostolany: the shark exploded?

[09:33:23] Shizzerk Kostolany: OH god im not gonna watch that

[09:33:24] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): Here it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-nOtrTfSOY

[09:35:16] Awanken Wasp: Keller y u attack batman ? :c

[09:35:36] Markius Fox(markius.faulkner): Was he tasty?

[09:35:53] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): My leg.

[09:38:16] Keller Vesperia(keller.teichmann): :<

[09:38:18] Awanken Wasp: http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/Ffff_that_space_shark.jpg That is what the shark was thinkin during that scene

[09:38:23] Shizzerk Kostolany: Its like wtf lol

[09:38:57] Shizzerk Kostolany: We need that for hostiles

[09:39:12] Awanken Wasp: We need more shark repellent for hostiles ?

[09:39:17] Shizzerk Kostolany: Yeah

[09:39:17] Awanken Wasp: Wouldn't that drive Keller away ?

[09:39:29] Shizzerk Kostolany: Would cause him to explode on contact with water

[09:39:44] Shizzerk Kostolany: We only have water in one place on Titan so its ok

[09:39:54] Awanken Wasp: ITS ALL COOL KELLER

[09:39:57] Awanken Wasp: WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK

[09:40:00] Awanken Wasp: AND YOU WILL LIVE

[09:40:04] Shizzerk Kostolany: We will put you in a hazmat suit

[09:40:06] Shizzerk Kostolany: Its ok

[09:40:08] Shizzerk Kostolany: We sell them here

[09:40:20] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): Hahaha.

[09:40:22] Awanken Wasp: Wait

[09:40:26] Shizzerk Kostolany: Yeah

[09:40:27] Awanken Wasp: How does he take baths though ?

[09:40:31] Shizzerk Kostolany: Uh

[09:40:37] Shizzerk Kostolany: <.<

[09:40:51] Awanken Wasp: Just lots and lots of Axe ?

[09:40:53] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): We will have a place filled with water that is completely sealed from the outside.

[09:40:59] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): So it can't be contaminated.

[09:41:00] Shizzerk Kostolany: Lmao

[09:41:02] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): He can bathe in there.

[09:41:05] Keller Vesperia(keller.teichmann): c_c

[09:41:12] Keller Vesperia(keller.teichmann): We don't need shark repellant.

[09:41:16] Keller Vesperia(keller.teichmann): We need stupid repellant.

[09:41:20] Shizzerk Kostolany: It would make hostiles explode

[09:41:38] Keller Vesperia(keller.teichmann): That shark only exploded because of a violent allergic reaction.

[09:41:52] Shizzerk Kostolany: Well thats disappointing

[09:42:16] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): XD

[09:42:49] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): There is a warning on the label of the Shark Repellent Bat Spray.

[09:42:51] Shizzerk Kostolany: We need more things that cause hostiles to randomly explode

[09:42:54] Awanken Wasp: I hope you are not allergic Keller

[09:43:01] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): "Warning: May cause death to sharks. :C"

[09:43:11] Shizzerk Kostolany: We will have randomized mines

[09:43:14] Shizzerk Kostolany: Throughout the sim

[09:43:17] Awanken Wasp: "May contain small amounts of plastic explosives"

[09:43:21] Markius Fox(markius.faulkner): I'm lolling so much...

[Tsume Xiao]

That movie is epic.

[Johann]

Random naked chick charges the line with her breasts. OIC gives permission to. I have a pistol in the left hand and a sword in the right.

[14:28:44] Johann Wilberg (Channel 1): lsling

[14:28:49] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Succenturio Tonet Millar (Invictus)

[14:28:53] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): Come feel the bite of my sword!

[14:28:58] Mercury: Lost contact: Alexa Reynaud

[Tsume Xiao]

[23:18] [Ordo] Utility HUD - Collision: Praeda (v0.4b) Owned By: Tsume Xiao

[23:18] You died and have been teleported to your home location.

I killed Twitchy with the WHOLE PRAEDA :v

[Johann]

[2012/07/03 19:38] Exavier Lupindo: spy.

[2012/07/03 19:38] Johann Wilberg: Pardon?

[2012/07/03 19:39] Exavier Lupindo: well that's all i can assume.

[2012/07/03 19:39] Johann Wilberg: What are you assuming?

[2012/07/03 19:39] Exavier Lupindo: you left ordo, Joined cdf. Left CDF joined ordo again

[2012/07/03 19:40] Johann Wilberg: Yeah. Your group was so worth spying on. Never heard of it when I left Ordo, then joined your group like a year later. Oh, after I left Mercz too.

[or10nsharkfin]

lol

CDF think they're worth spying on. That's so cute.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[15:46] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Imperator Ruin Nefarious (Imperator)

[15:46] Afevis Sodertelge: Hi Ruin

[15:47] Zerowinged Vasiliev Hugs!

[15:47] Zerowinged Vasiliev: Rooon~

[15:48] Mercury: Lost contact: Ruin Nefarious

[15:48] Zerowinged Vasiliev: OHH YOU FAT BITCH

[15:48] Afevis Sodertelge: Oh god YOU KILLED HIM

[15:48] Afevis Sodertelge (Channel 1): draw

[Johann]

[19:40:34] (COM) Altairi Resident: ARYTE.

[19:40:55] (COM) Altairi Resident: ARYTE. YOUR DRUNKEN ADVENTURES TURNED MY BOYFRIEND INTO A BRONY.

[21:04:40] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): So...

[21:04:43] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): I hunger.

[21:04:47] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): For doughnuts.

[21:04:51] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): Or cookies.

[21:05:03] Ice Cream(ice.karsin): I hunger for dick.

[21:05:07] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): Wow.

[21:05:09] Airls Johann v. Messer(johann.wilberg): LOL.

[21:05:14] Tenyth(tenyth.hirano): gay

[21:05:16] Ice Cream(ice.karsin): potato chips.*

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[03:54] (COM) Bracket Crowley: Attention

[03:54] (COM) Bracket Crowley: Testicles.

[03:54] (COM) Bracket Crowley: That is all

[03:56] Bracket Crowley: you know dresden

[03:56] Bracket Crowley: if he does this to you a lot

[03:56] Azimuth Summerwind shouts: HI ZERO

[03:56] Bracket Crowley: there is a number you can call

[03:57] Azimuth Summerwind: He's so abusive :<

[03:57] Bracket Crowley: YOU'RE THE ONE PUSHING HIM OFF LEDGES

[03:57] Azimuth Summerwind: HE'S TERRA HE'LL LIVE

[03:57] Azimuth Summerwind: US DEM DROP PAWDS

[03:57] Bracket Crowley: OH SO YOU'RE SAYING HE'S ASKING FOR IT?!

[03:57] Azimuth Summerwind: YES

[03:57] Bracket Crowley: JUST BECAUSE HE WEARS TERRA ARMOR?!

[03:57] Azimuth Summerwind: YES

[03:57] Bracket Crowley: THAT IS NOT OKAY.

[03:57] Azimuth Summerwind: I DONT CARE

[03:57] Bracket Crowley: brb calling battered wife hotline

[03:57] Azimuth Summerwind: HES MY BOYFRIEND DEAL

[03:58] Azimuth Summerwind: Wait, now he's the wife? I am OK with this.

[03:58] Dresden Xaris: :/

[03:58] Bracket Crowley: 8D

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[19:25] Incognitustealthy: Inexperienzed Combatants Airborne under the Reasoning that they can Use the equipment. Sorta.

[19:26] Incognitustealthy: That's what ICARUS stands for.

[19:26] Azimuth Summerwind: No, it's not. Shush.

[19:26] Nikki4 Aquitaine: I Can Aircombat Really Uh Shittily

[19:27] Rei Kuhr: I Can Always Rely Upon Splatting.

[19:27] Rei Kuhr: In Case Astra Runs Under Sim

[19:28] Azimuth Summerwind: I hate you both.

[19:30] Nikki4 Aquitaine: I Cannt Aiim Ruhn Ur Spel

[Markius Fox]

Was ordered to post it myself.

[22:50] Markius Faulkner: Imperator, sir?

[22:51] Ruin Nefarious: YES?

[22:51] Markius Faulkner: My name is...in the CR...it seems there might be a discrepancy...

[22:51] Markius Faulkner: http://forums.ordoimperialis.com/index.php?/topic/17857-09jul12-1540-1740

[22:51] Ruin Nefarious: wat

[22:52] Markius Faulkner: I...I do not remember getting married...

[22:52] Markius Faulkner: Markius Furlough

[22:55] Markius Faulkner: I don't even know if Larry swings that way...or would even be interested...not to say I have interest in him. I mean, he's a handsome guy...but I'm not one to make blatant advances to anyone, it's highly unprofessional.

[22:55] Ruin Nefarious: LOL

[22:56] Markius Faulkner: ...and, really, according to regulations...such a relationship would by highly out of line.

[22:57] Ruin Nefarious: WTF IS GOING ON

[22:57] Markius Faulkner whispers: I dunno, rambling for hilarity sake.

[22:58] Markius Faulkner: This isn't going into the quotes of win...is it?

[22:58] Ruin Nefarious: MAYBE

[22:58] Markius Faulkner: >.V.>

[Markius Fox]

[01:44] Markius Faulkner: You know that you can not attack here.

[01:44] BlackRosePhantom: I have no intentions to attack

*BlackRose arms himself and moves to the spawn area, and is dispatched promptly.*

[01:45] Markius Faulkner: Now see, I can't take you word for that, when you are armed and to move to set your home.

[01:46] BlackRosePhantom: Well, I moved to the enemy spawn so that I could shoot your snack machine to fuel my crave for cheatos and grape soda

[Conger Mint]

[12:18] (COM) Mercury: Any hot females here?

[12:18] (COM) RobWolf Dragovar: hoku i think mercury is paging you

[12:18] (COM) conger Mint: LOL

[12:18] (COM) Hokusai Otsuka: SHUTUPROB

[12:21] (COM) Hokusai Otsuka: Do not want to die by android rage.

[12:21] (COM) Shizzerk Kostolany: She would kill you just so no one else could have you

[12:21] (COM) Hokusai Otsuka: Dx

[12:22] (COM) Shizzerk Kostolany: I could definitely see Mercury being that kind of psyco.

[12:22] (COM) Hokusai Otsuka: Honestly I can to.

[Markius Fox]

The eyes...they...stare through your soul...

[Arokh Takakura]

[15:42:42] [Ordo] Utility HUD - Collision: Join Ordo Today! www.ordoimperialis.com Owned By: Arokh Takakura

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[Tsume Xiao]

[19:06] Azimuth Summerwind: We finally killing Xoza?

[19:06] Azimuth Summerwind: THAT IS TO SAY

[19:06] Azimuth Summerwind: UH

[19:06] Azimuth Summerwind: OH LOOK AN ORBITAL EXPLOSION. UNFORTUNATE.

[19:06] Xoza Tyron: :|