Quotes of Win

[Arokh Takakura]

BECAUSE THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO ATTACK WHENEVER THEY WANT FOR AS LONG AS THEY WANT WITH ANY SPAMCANNON THEY LIEK. AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS DUMB AND OUTRAGEOUS.

[Ratchet Exonar]

for me, i like the off days, it allows us to goof around behind closed doors and shit

[Caleb]

[14:37] (COM) Hokusai Otsuka: Aeri-cat is SoG while I microwave hotdogs

[14:37] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: That's it. the end of Ordo. *sobs*

[14:37] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: Microwave well, noble warrior.

[14:37] (COM) Aeriese Descenna: Only a little doomed

[14:37] (COM) Azimuth Summerwind: RUN ALTAIRI! SAVE YOURSELF! Oh, the rest of you run too.

[14:38] (COM) chris Poitier: i rather burn in the fire.

[Larry Furlough]

[16:35] Larry Furlough: You are so prime Aziumuth.

[16:35] Azimuth Summerwind: Prime?

[16:35] Larry Furlough: Prime.

[16:35] Tsume Xiao: Yes. You can only be divided by yourself or 1

[16:36] Larry Furlough: He just gave you the white boy definition Azimuth.

[16:36] Larry Furlough: Mine is much different.

[Riff Petrov]

[16:59] Mercury: New hostile contact (level 5)

Name: Fleet Admiral Jason Backer [ Group: AN ] Profile: Jason Backer

Time so far on sim today: 21 minutes.

(Aryte Vesperia) TRAINING GO AWAY

(Aryte Vesperia) (you can visit I dun care)

(Aryte Vesperia) PS ilu

(Jason Backer) NO

(Jason Backer) YOU GET A BOMB FOR THAT

(Aryte Vesperia) NO

(Jason Backer) GET STREALOK TO DEFEND

(Aryte Vesperia) LOL

(Aryte Vesperia) YOU TOOK OOKAMI

(Aryte Vesperia) FAIR TRADE. ENJOY.

(Jason Backer) WELL

(Jason Backer) YOU SAY THAT

(Aryte Vesperia) PS HE'LL TRANSFER FROM AIR TO MARINE TO MARINE TO AIR TO NAVY TO MARINE TO AIR TO NAVY TO MARINE TO MARINE NAVY AIR.

(Aryte Vesperia) THEN GO INACTIVE. THEN COME BACK. THEN GO INACTIVE TO TRANSFER TO MARINE.

(Jason Backer) OK ARYTE

(Aryte Vesperia) THEN MAKE COW NOISES ON THE FORUMS TO PRETEND HE IS ACTIVE.

(Hollowmengitus Yifu) no lie

(Aryte Vesperia) THEN MAKE AN LOA ON HIS LOA.

(Hollowmengitus Yifu) no lie

(Aryte Vesperia) THEN COME BACK TO TRANSFER TO AIR.

(Aryte Vesperia) (I kid. I love Ookami. But enjoy that.)

(Jason Backer) BUT

(Tsume Xiao) Post more articles. >:(

(Jason Backer) AT LEAST HE DOESN'T SHIT HIMSELF AND CALL CORSI HIS MOMMY

(Jason Backer) SO ITS OK

(Hollowmengitus Yifu) dang

(Aryte Vesperia) MAZA IS IN AN TOO.

(Jason Backer) HEY MAN

(Hollowmengitus Yifu) i didn't know strealok did that

(Jason Backer) I NEVER ACCEPTED THAT GUYS APPLICATION

(Aryte Vesperia) LMAO

(Aryte Vesperia) OK SHUSH I AM DOING TRAINING OMG

(Jason Backer) NO

(Jason Backer) CAN I TRAIN THEM?

(Hollowmengitus Yifu) NO

(Jason Backer) MAN

(Jason Backer) BACK IN 2007 WED GO TO BADNARIK, KILL THE TRAINERS AND THEN TRAIN THEIR RECRUITS AS THEY WERE BEING SPAWN CAMPED

(Jason Backer) HAPPY DAYS

(Jason Backer) FU

[Caleb]

I really wish I was there for that one.

[BcSamsquatch]

Lol

Edited May 21, 2012 by chris poitier

[Kaska Czarny]

After 2142 Chaos showed up, and the following ensued:

[15:34] (COM) SalemAdams Wobbit: whose hornet's nest did we kick?

[15:34] (COM) Incognitustealthy Resident: "Hornet's Nest" Implied it has a sting. We kicked a wheelchair.

[Conger Mint]

[15:40] AlessioSnare Resident: hello im 13 and i want to buy a gun... but im afraid of corsi mousehold...i heard he likes underage boys...someone can help me?

[15:40] Andriste Nesiote: .....oh god.

[15:41] Addison Setzer: NO

[15:41] Huttser Ishelwood: LOL

[15:41] conger Mint: God help your soul brah

[15:41] DarkHades Demonia: XD

[15:41] Huttser Ishelwood: I'm sorry mate. No one can help you.

[Riff Petrov]

From the Ironsight Armaments group chat:

[15:40] AlessioSnare Resident: hello im 13 and i want to buy a gun... but im afraid of corsi mousehold...i heard he likes underage boys...someone can help me?

Edit: Or Conger can beat me to it.

[Conger Mint]

Muhaha~

[SalemAdams Wobbit]

That same person posted in the Kusanaga Technologies chat. No responses. Same EXACT wording.

[Guest Ruin Nefarious]

Wow. Lol!

[Aryte]

[18:38] Radio: (Kalmanis Xaris) later ordo... smell my ass

[18:38] Kalmanis Xaris left the region.

[18:38] Mercury: Lost contact: Kalmanis Xaris

[18:38] Radio: (Dorkra Caxton) should shotu that

[18:38] Radio: (Aryte Vesperia) Maybe he should shower. :J

[18:39] Radio: (KelseyK Resident) chaos i feel the stink u leaving?

[Hokusai Otsuka]

[20:22] Radio: (Katka88 Milev) police this wireframing faggot?

Apparently her lemming ways can't contend against dual wield pistols and minimap.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[12:06] Azimuth Summerwind: There's an afevis on your thing.

[12:06] Azimuth Summerwind: Boostpack.

[12:06] Lee Kittaj: i KNOW

[12:06] Lee Kittaj whispers: Cuz when he farts, i get shot forward.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[12:55] Incognitustealthy Resident: HI RON

[12:55] Incognitustealthy Resident: I GOT A VERUTUM

[12:55] Incognitustealthy Resident: IT EXPLODES STUFF.

[12:56] Incognitustealthy Resident: I killed a hippie with it. It was the best day ever.

[12:58] Ron Bleac: Awesome

[12:58] Incognitustealthy Resident: Indeeeeeeed.

[13:00] Ron Bleac: I want to hit someplace.

[13:00] Ron Bleac: But all of these targets

[13:00] Ron Bleac: Are really, really boring.

[13:00] Incognitustealthy Resident: Osirion?

[13:00] Incognitustealthy Resident: Or Remnant.

[13:00] Ron Bleac: And I've attacked them like a 1000 times each.

[13:00] Incognitustealthy Resident: WE COULD ATTACK THOSE ORDO DOUCHEBAGS.

[13:00] Incognitustealthy Resident: THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING.

[13:00] Ron Bleac: YEAH Ffff THEM

[13:01] Ron Bleac: AND THEIR FURRY YIFF PARTIES

[13:01] Incognitustealthy Resident: I HEAR THEY STEAL HUMAN BABIES AT NIIGHT

[13:01] Incognitustealthy Resident: AND REPLACE THEM WITH FURRY BABIES

[13:01] Incognitustealthy Resident: SO HUMANS WILL ACCIDENTALLY RAISE THEM.

[13:01] Ron Bleac: I hear they're all gay

[13:01] Incognitustealthy Resident: That too.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:56] Hokusai Otsuka: :D

[17:57] Liam Macalroy: hoku

[17:57] Liam Macalroy: we don't wanna hear your sex noises >:c

[17:57] Liam Macalroy: it disturbs altiri

[17:57] Liam Macalroy: he's coding azimuth, you'll distract him and then he'll break our azi

[Aryte]

[18:19] Dempster Duncker: aww

[18:19] Dempster Duncker: I can't paw myself

[18:19] Dempster Duncker: ...

[18:19] Aryte Vesperia: wow bro

[18:19] Dempster Duncker: paw of mercury

[18:19] Dempster Duncker: fuck

[18:19] Dempster Duncker: LOL

[18:20] Aryte Vesperia: WELCOME BACK TO QUOTES OF WIN

[Xoza]

(Rudson Zanzibar) silvia is very noob combatent

(Sillvia Antiesse) eu estou machucada hehehe

(Sillvia Antiesse) I'm hurt hehehe

(Sillvia Antiesse) yes

(LoneWolf2000 Resident) heheh

(Sillvia Antiesse) very noob

(Sillvia Antiesse) :P

(LoneWolf2000 Resident) we were all new once :)

(Aryte Vesperia) I was never new.

(Sillvia Antiesse) eu nao sei atirr

(Sillvia Antiesse) I do not know atirr

(Aryte Vesperia) I was born old.

[Huttser]

[18:25] Aryte Vesperia is online.

[18:25] Mercury: New Ordo contact: King Aryte Vesperia the first (Imperator)

[18:25] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: DAMN IT INOUE.

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[08:13] Aryte Vesperia has entered the region (153.99m).

[08:13] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Imperator Caeser Divi Vesperiae Filius Aryte Vesperia Optimus Augustus Ziostus Glidingmus Metropolis, Pontifex Maximus, Tribuniciae potestatis II, Imperator V, Pater Patriae, da big wolf, head honcho, the big kahuna, boss wolf(Imperator)

[08:13] (COM) Aryte Vesperia: Omfg.

[Ratchet Exonar]

[21:38:11] (COM) Liam Macalroy: STOP EDITING MY CROTCH CALEB.

[21:38:16] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: >:C

[21:38:23] (COM) Liam Macalroy: STOPPIT

[Caleb]

[20:05] (COM) Markius Faulkner: SL, stop crashing like a FAIL so I can pass this Exam D:<

[20:05] (COM) Riff Petrov: Beat it.

[20:05] (COM) Caleb Carstensz: Just beat it.

[20:05] (COM) Hollowmengitus Yifu: Beat beat it.

[20:05] (COM) Mikeo Amiot: Uoooooh

[20:06] (COM) Incognitustealthy Resident: THEY TOLD HIM DON'T YOU EVER COME AROUND HERE

[20:06] (COM) Constantine Redgrave: DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACe YOU BETTER DISAPPEAR

[Azimuth Summerwind]

[21:58] Mercury SecretSpyMercury SecretSpy has entered the region (43.72m).

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Vexillarius Altairi Resident (Astra)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Vexillarius Azimuth Summerwind (Astra)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Succenturio Riff Petrov (Invictus)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Discens Caleb Carstensz (Invictus)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Unranked Mercury SecretSpy (Imperator)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Vexillarius SalemAdams Wobbit (Astra)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Imperator Aryte Vesperia (Imperator)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Succenturio Kyra Vixen (Terra)

[21:58] Mercury: New Ordo contact: Succenturio Marcus Tinamou (Praescius)

[21:58] (COM) Mercury: jeje 10x