Sosarin Demar Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Discovered within the Vanguard historical archives -- a propaganda article accounting a confrontation between Ordo and Vanguard.... (yes, it's the half life full life consequences thing, SL-ized.)Second-Life: Fuhrur BeginningIn the future the world was dark and scarry. One day Ordos came and noone knew why. Ordos were furreh things that werent furreh with ugly faces and sometimes glowing eyes and slaved people in the city and made them angry and sad. Christoph Snowmew who was living in the city and with his dad said “dad why are Ordos here” and he said “Christoph Snowmew Ordos are from science and outter space and hate Vangords.”Christoph Snowmew realy hated Ordos because they beat up every one and Christoph Snowmew hated it. “dad why are they beating up that girl!” Christoph Snowmew said to his dad. “Because she is Vangord Christoph Snowmew, and they are evil Ordos” Christoph Snowmew dad said back.“Hey you Ordos stop beating her up you evil guys!” Christoph Snowmew yelled loud at them. “Shut up kid or you will pay!” the Ordos said and aimed there lazer guns at Christoph Snowmew head. “Ordos dont aim your lazers!” yelled dad then the Ordos shot him and laughed “Ha ha stupid Vangord kanee with no head” they said with smiles.Christoph Snowmew grabed his dads hand and said “dad you were beautiful soul and Ordos will pay.” “Christoph Snowmew no get out of here fast as you can...” Christoph Snowmews dad said and died. Then Christoph Snowmew grabbed a wepon and shot the Ordos in the heart and said “this is not over.”The Vangords around Christoph Snowmew cheerd and smiled and said “good job Christoph Snowmew we hate those Ordos!” Ordos made people fraid and when Christoph Snowmew killed them it gave them hop.“Ordos we are not scarred no more!” said Christoph Snowmew and every Vangord around Christoph Snowmew said “YEAH!” and grabbed lazer guns and rocks. Christoph Snowmew and the people walked fast like waves and went towards to the Ordos tower that was big like the sky.“Where do you Vangord think you are going?” a big Ordos army with lots of praedahs said.“To send you back to science and outter space!” Christoph Snowmew yelled with mad “ATTACK THE ORDOS!” Christoph Snowmew yelled again.The war was going and blowing things up when Christoph Snowmew saw a push gun on the ground. “Ordos it is time to do what has to be done and live up to my family name” Christoph Snowmew wispered with head down.The Ordos were shoting people and steping on them with praedahs and people were shooting lazer guns back and killing them sometimes. Explosions like 10 times of the sun went around Christoph Snowmew but Christoph Snowmew didnt care.“Vangord kind is losing and I need to help” Christoph Snowmew said. Then a big rocket came down and blew a guys arm off and legs and head and killed other people too.Christoph Snowmew saw the dead going on all around. The Ordo were to strong and big but Christoph Snowmew didnt care neither. Christoph Snowmew put the push gun on and started to throw praedahs and at buildings. The bildings fell and made dust and smoke and blinded Ordos so Christoph Snowmew culd use the push gun to throw them into the sky realy high and make them squish.The Vangords were wining but then glowing things went in the sky and Ordos came out. “Christoph Snowmew we have to go out of here!” a guy said to Christoph Snowmew. “No they are all every where!” another guy said.“You are surounded prepair to die” the Emperatur said.Christoph Snowmew lookd around. Ordos with lazer guns were there. Christoph Snowmew knew if Vangords lost now it would be sad for ever.“FIGHT” Christoph Snowmew yelled.People runned toward the Ordos to kill them and the Ordos were going to shoot all the people in a second when a brite light came in teh sky. A shiny thing like the Ordos came from opend in the sky and a guy came out.“Ordos leave my son alone” John Snowmew said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desereck Creeggan Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I love you sosabat. Most hilarious thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fermi Torok Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 It can be story time again soon uncles Sosbatron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ribena Homewood Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Lmfao.Fantastic read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Lol! I love how his father addresses him as "Christoph Snowmew". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Quinnell Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 is there a single mention of Christoph as either a pronoun or just as Christoph? I think all references to him were "Christoph Snowmew" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Silverfall Posted October 13, 2009 Share Posted October 13, 2009 “Hey you Ordos stop beating her up you evil guys!” Christoph Snowmew yelled loud at them. “Shut up kid or you will pay!” Rofl, Nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
