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Quotes of Win

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From Lurdan:

[13:04] Harlequin Salome: Hey Lurdan. Think I could hit the praeda from here?

[13:04] Harlequin Salome: Not sure, but I'm thinking I might have a chance.

[13:04] You: If you could, I'd laugh just as hard as I did when this purple furry shot you.

[13:04] You: Which was pretty damn hard.

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[9:01] Hunter Abrams: Whats your business here?

[9:02] Darth Godenot: My Business is to talk to the chief of this facility

[9:02] Hunter Abrams: May I ask why?

[9:03] Darth Godenot: thats my and his business

[9:05] Darth Godenot: Now

[9:06] Darth Godenot: are You going to take me to the chief or are you letting me snoop around While Looking for chief

[9:06] Hunter Abrams: you are not going to look around the sim. I do need to know the reason however

[9:07] Darth Godenot: I Know What You're Wearing...

[9:07] Darth Godenot: Your Wearing a Long Sleeve Shirt With Jeans

[9:07] Darth Godenot: Tell me This...

[9:08] Darth Godenot: Am i Right?

(I killed him with a Force Hammer from behind.)

)[9:08] Darth Godenot: Why are u keep Teleporting me away..

[9:09] Hunter Abrams: Ok fine you see that bridge?

[9:10] Hunter Abrams: over the lava?

[9:10] Hunter Abrams: go there

[9:10] Darth Godenot: The Broken One?

[9:10] Hunter Abrams: yes

[9:13] Darth Godenot: ok

[9:14] Darth Godenot: hehehe bad mistake my friend...

[9:14] Darth Godenot: Now i have 2 Kill you...

[9:15] Hunter Abrams: k

[9:17] Darth Godenot: ok will you please tell you men to back off and i wont kill you all

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[2008/05/06 17:34] Mark Karlfeldt: (Saved Tue May 06 18:14:07 2008) Here's how I see it. Black Ops is like the jack of all trades, decent at combat and anti-griefing but not great at either. Titan is superb for combat. I'm gonna use Titan's stuff at Badnarik now, since Poon's scripts lag so bad.

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[12:37] Fega Saito: I touched your cube, it was kinda hot :o

[12:37] Keno Pontoppidan: ....

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[19:36] Sly Axon: Ehh..

[19:36] Sly Axon: Eeeehhhhh

[19:36] Wolfstanus Blackmun: eeeeehhhhhhh

[19:36] You: choo?

[19:36] Sly Axon: No, but lol.

[19:36] You: lol

[19:37] Wolfstanus Blackmun: I lol'd my face off

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[7:46] Aryte Vesperia (COM): . .

[7:46] Aryte Vesperia (COM): [7:46] Lil Carducci gave you Carducci Affiliate Vendors.

[7:46] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Haha ha ha ha.

[7:46] Aryte Vesperia (COM): No.

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[9:45] Gunau Sodwind: what the shit are you

[9:45] You: your son

[9:45] Gunau Sodwind: ASIDE FROM FUCKING AWSOME

(Using a flamethrower on a guy with no homepoint)

[9:50] Gunau Sodwind (COM): watch your firiing angles and...lol rape

[9:51] Gunau Sodwind (COM): you guys made me proud to today

[9:51] Gunau Sodwind (COM): this much fire power...

[9:51] Gunau Sodwind (COM): on one person makes an old man's heart feel young again

[9:55] You: that was fun

[9:55] Gunau Sodwind: it was fucking beautiful

[9:56] You: I cleansed him with fire

[9:56] Gunau Sodwind: you did well my son

[9:56] You: :D

[9:57] Gunau Sodwind: i need to get a flame thrower

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[7:42] Ady Slade: Hey,Cutie..

[7:43] Blade Syakumi: Sexual harrassment = Execution.

[7:43] Blade Syakumi: Law dispensed.

[13:10] You: For some odd reason Boggen reminds me of eye

[13:10] Boggen Johin: The glasses?

[13:11] You: Yar

[13:11] Boggen Johin: Damn it

[13:11] Boggen Johin: I liked these glasses too

[13:11] You: haha

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11:16] You: ....I must still be asleep, because Joseph has hair

[11:16] Sykes Furse: xD

[11:16] You: Oh wait, no. He still has aviators, so it's not completely a dream.

[11:16] Joseph Spearmann: I can always go back to behing Her Spearmann like last night.

[11:16] Joseph Spearmann: er

[11:16] Joseph Spearmann: wow

[11:16] You: ....Her?

[11:16] Joseph Spearmann: spelled that wrong

[11:17] Joseph Spearmann: still waking up myslelf

[11:17] You: I'm quoting that :D

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[11:38] You shout: Halp.

[11:39] You shout: A short British guy is touching me.

[11:39] Bergil Oh shouts: Tell him to leave you alone!

[11:39] MJ Katsu shouts: HE WONT TAKE HIS TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!

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[22:17] Gunau Sodwind (COM): i'm resigning

[22:17] Gunau Sodwind (COM): who wants my hat

[22:18] Thalgar Heron (COM): I'll take it, Gunau. Only if it comes with the mustache, though.

[22:18] Rei Kuhr (COM): Gunau can never quit, not as long as there is a stomach to feed (and subsequently empty)

[22:18] Aryte Vesperia (COM): It's like thenew King Arthur movie. I have you like by contract for 302920 years.

[22:18] Gunau Sodwind (COM): aw

[22:18] Rei Kuhr (COM): Aryte has you by the balls, Gunau

[22:18] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Or until you do some stupid quest and I release you.

[22:18] Gunau Sodwind (COM): just the way i like it

[22:18] Aryte Vesperia (COM): After which you stay anyways to def--

[22:18] Aryte Vesperia (COM) slaps.

[22:18] Rei Kuhr (COM): XD

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[16:14] Keno Pontoppidan: Do they have airports in tibet? x__x

[16:14] Aryte Vesperia: I..

[16:14] Aryte Vesperia: Guess?

[16:15] Keno Pontoppidan: Or would I have to go on some epic journey through mountains with only a spork and metal cup

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[15:37] Striker Dryke (COM): [15:37] Bergil Oh salutes Decurion Drke [15:37] Bergil Oh: Dyke*

[15:38] Striker Dryke (COM): Fuck.

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[15:23] Keno Pontoppidan: TRUST ME

[15:23] Ruin Nefarious : I don't trust you.

[15:23] Keno Pontoppidan: OKAY

[15:23] Keno Pontoppidan: TRUST MY ABILITY TO KILL PEOPLE IN A FUNNY WAY

-This one is to me- v

Mith Wakowski: Why you're not shot every other minute of the day is beyond me xD

(Wail on a Raid on 2142)

[20:30] False Imako: We could use all the help we can get

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[12:08] Gunau Sodwind: women drive me nuts

[12:08] Bergil Oh: hehe

[12:09] You: *snickers*

[12:09] Gunau Sodwind: so there are times i wished i liked the tube steak

[12:09] You: so qouted

[12:09] Gunau Sodwind: do it

[12:09] Gunau Sodwind: cherish it

[12:09] Gunau Sodwind: because there will come a day

[12:09] Gunau Sodwind: when i'm running for president of the universe

[12:09] Gunau Sodwind: and you can be like

[12:09] Gunau Sodwind: HE'S GAY OMIGOD! OMG OMG

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[20:44] You: well personally i think chuck norris is just cheeso in a bad disguise

[20:45] Cheeso Szydlowska: Shit

[20:45] Cheeso Szydlowska: my secret is out

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[22:13] Jester Spearmann: wow,can you say clusterfuck ?

[22:13] Ruin Nefarious: Ka--lus.. tah . f--ch.

[22:14] Ruin Nefarious nods proudly. "Yes!"

[22:14] Jester Spearmann:

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[19:44] Aelus Janus It seemed, too, to take an eager delight in its exercise - if not exactly in its display - and did not hesitate to confess the pleasure thus derived. That boastedto him thus, with a low chuckling laugh, that most men, in respect to himself, wore windows in their bosoms, and was wont to follow up such assertions by direct and very startling proofs of his intimate knowledge of my own. His manner at these moments was frigid and abstract; his eyes were vacant in expression; while his voice, usually a rich tenor, rose into a treble which would have sounded petulantly but for the deliberateness and entire distinctness of the enunciation. Observing him in these moods, Aelus often dwelt meditatively upon the old philosophy of the Bi-Part Soul, and amused himself with the fancy of a double salute - the creative and the resolvent.

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[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): Rule 34 Vae Victus vs Moley

[1:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): .. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): YES

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): that'd be so hot

[1:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Vae Victus is like 1000% its size.

[1:33] Joseph Spearmann (COM): It will be Vore porn... the Vae eating the molay as the doors of the hangar act as teeth.

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): i know :)

[1:34] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Oh God. Quoted.

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Aryte Vesperia wrote:

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): Rule 34 Vae Victus vs Moley

[1:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): .. Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): YES

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): that'd be so hot

[1:33] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Vae Victus is like 1000% its size.

[1:33] Joseph Spearmann (COM): It will be Vore porn... the Vae eating the molay as the doors of the hangar act as teeth.

[1:33] Gunau Sodwind (COM): i know :)

[1:34] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Oh God. Quoted.

Vae Victus vs. ANS Persistence of Memory would be epic, though...

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[18:04] Mith Wakowski (COM): [18:04] Utility HUD: Collision: "damage" owned by Jinxy Fluffball

[18:04] Mith Wakowski (COM): 1-0 to Jinxy

[18:04] You: goto:hangar

[18:04] tp: TP to <164, 157, 296>: Ready

[18:04] Rei Kuhr (COM): [18:04] Utility HUD: Collision: "damage" owned by Rei Kuhr :x

[18:05] Synth Fhang (COM): [18:07] Utility HUD: Collision: "damage" owned by Rei Kuhr

[18:05] Hunter Abrams (COM): [18:04] Utility HUD: Collision: "damage" owned by Jinxy Fluffball

[18:05] Mith Wakowski (1): sling

[18:05] Mith Wakowski (COM): 1/-1 Jinxy-Rei

[18:05] primOptic O-band glasses 1.12: You can see Joseph Spearmann.

[18:05] Cancelled Sit

[18:05] primOptic O-band glasses 1.12: You can see Sly Axon.

[18:05] Rei Kuhr (COM): [18:04] Utility HUD: Collision: "Heresy" owned by Hunter Abrams

[18:06] Mith Wakowski (COM): Heresy?

[18:06] Hunter Abrams (COM): shush

[18:06] Sirus Reiner (COM): [18:05] Utility HUD: Collision: "greifing device" owned by Joseph Spearmann

[18:06] Sirus Reiner (COM): Guys Joseph is greifing me!!

[18:06] Bunny Fujin (COM): ......ya'll are going to make me pull out my boob gun arent you?

[18:06] Johann Wilberg (COM): [18:05] Utility HUD: Collision: "Right Hand" owned by God

[18:06] Mith Wakowski (COM): [18:05] Utility HUD: Collision: "loud noises" owned by Shadowfang Blessed

[18:07] Matt Tempel (COM): stop shooting eachother, how bout we try that

[18:07] Rei Kuhr (COM): [18:04] Utility HUD: Collision: "emo tears" owned by Christoph Naumova

[18:07] Mith Wakowski (COM): Quoted!

Rei won easily.

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[23:49] Aryte Vesperia (COM) sniffles. "I remember when Kristian was a wee Ordo enlistee . ."

[23:49] Aryte Vesperia (COM): THEY GROW UP SO FAST.

[23:49] Johann Wilberg (COM): X

[23:49] Kristian Kit (COM): ..lol

[23:49] Mason Heiden (COM): pats Aryte's shoulder...

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