Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 So, to begin, a little story:Once upon a time, there was an Inquisitor. This little Inquisitor was known as Gari, Rude Bastard of the Tracian Purge on Wilhelma XIIV. He was not a nice man. He was very short, and very round, but this didn't hinder him in the least. No, his anger at being short and round only made him angrier. Angrier at the Heretic Cunts who he, deep down in his stoney little heart, blamed for his miniature stature, rotund build, and hideously ugly face, as well as a very, very awkward adolesnce fraught with rejection by Sisters of Battle when he offered to take a Canoness to the Emperor's Ball, and she tried to set him on fire when she mistook him for a mutant, or when he was made fun of by the other Inquisitors for not being able to climb a wall of corpses in the Gymnasium Courses. It didn't help that the burning Promethium of the Canoness's well intentioned, though mistaken efforts at purgation made him all the uglier, either.Regardless, Gari was a dick, and a very rude bastard indeed. Why, one time, he declared exterminatus on a little farming world because the inhabitants hid their children from his bloated, scarred visage. It was no suprise when Gari declared the Exterminatus for their alleged concealment of arcane artifacts of the Warp that had tainted the entirety of the planet. He was especially noted for his insulting every mother of every High Lord of Terra during a banquet given in his honour after his succesful extermination of the Arcane Stronghold of Bumphuk VI, a seemingly quiet and loyal farming world.It was suprising, then, when he was leading a squad of Kasrkin on the Ork infested jungle planet of Vet'iam and had been very, very rude about a comrade of theirs who'd fallen saving his life, that he somehow was caught in the back, and the front by the explosions of Imperial Standard Issue Grenades, and somehow shot over a thousand times by exceedingly precise fast-repeating laser fire from Cadian Special Operations Assault Rifles. The official joint investigation by the Inquisition and the Administratum was inconclusive, But nobody really cared, because Gari was a douchebag.So, let that be a lesson to you, children: Being an asshole, even in the service of the Immortal God Emperor can still get you fragged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 are you implying we can shoot hunter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 No :(Wait, is his name Gary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 nah, just an asshole lmaops <3 hunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Oh. Well, he should read the story, then :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machiavelli Biondetti Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Is posting to avoid basement treatment ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 ...Haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Abrams Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Are you implying to shoot me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiridates Mikadze Posted July 1, 2009 Author Share Posted July 1, 2009 Are you implying to shoot me?Are you implying you shouldn't be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
