Gulliver Carpool

I broke my knee cap in half twice in as many months.

Remember what happened to Captian Needa after he sees Darth Vader's bare head? You'll see Aryte's human face and he'll choke you with his will.

Is this the thead where we recognize people? Justice, I recognized you!

Just wondering what the Human Resources dept in a company run mainly by wolves and bunnies is gonna do.

The alternative meaning of this sentence! So funny!

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT

I'm sure I'm not the only one who gets IMs asking for answers on these. I am going to start logging such solicitations with either Curia or the Imperator. I call on others to do the same. Cheating on such a simple fucking test shouldn't be tolerated. Just read the fuckin handbook.

[23:00] Niiya Narayan: Silence is shit brown I'm not sure in what context this sentence was given. But really, does it matter?

I'd like to see it much harder to get in. I know I breezed right in. It's easy to do simple book work. Just find the rule and copy it. I'd like to see more short answer/interpretation/essay questions. I'd be happy to help grade these. Being able to think for one's self is what separates monkeys from men. (Not to mention the Allies from the Nazis and Japanese in WWII.)

...damned liberal media bias against good firearms...

Surreal, I'm so sorry to hear this news. 15 years is a helluva long life for a dog. I'll keep you guys in my thoughts tonight. Since it's business hours, try to get to a regular vet rather than an emergency vet who'll charge 3x as much. Ask about TPA as an option if it is indeed a stroke. I don't know that they give it to dogs, but it can be a godsend on people. Confidential protip to Zrazor: Take a stinky treat and put it to Ivy's nose. Then put it to your forehead like an idiot. Then, say her name and when she looks at you, give her the treat. Do this 100 times. Your dog's eyes will turn into lasers and she'll burn holes into your soul when you say her name.

Am I the only one who thinks dual wield is rediculous? We're the fucking Ordo Imperialis. We can vanquish our foes with popguns. One pew pew weapon only. This comes from a man who can barely score 60 on the firing range.

Shouldn't we know *how* to register if it's so damned important?

Regpass?

Mattel's Intellivision.

Weltschmertz

Greetings, Nogard! So what are your thoughts: Do walruses have shoulders or not? I'm on the fence about this.

I know I'm just spitting in the wind with this idea, but... this would be easier to take if we had the option of the space ranger outfit or a more realistic look.

I'm interested in helping where ever I can. I can do HR/CS. I'd rather help coordinate projects and whatnot. Be happy to help write NCs for instructions and such. I'm going to be pesky when it comes to concepts and ideas because you people are around, so you'll have to deal with that. I'd shit golden bricks if I was tasked with texturing. I get into doing that weird detail work. Problem: I can't make textures. But I love applying them and getting them just right.

So good, these dogs! Surreal, you discovered the greatest snack toy ever: The yogurt cup! Give 'em an empty Ozarka bottle and it's fun for hours.

Inoue, She had a tumor removed from her triceps. I'm sitting on pins and needles waiting for the pathology report. Is your little guy a flat coated retriever?

Lily relaxing the night before surgery: Post surgery: Waiting on pathology reports fucking sucks. Lily goes to work with me everyday. She can do probably 100 tricks, and she figures others out on her own. She taught herself how to open doors. When I attempt to sleep late, she grabs a shoe and drops it on my bed. She is like the dogs you see in movies.

I am interested. I'm a W-2. I haven't pissed anyone off to cause a Curia ruckus. I definitely would like to be involved in the overhaul of Schola. I'm usually on in the evenings, US time. 7pm slt-til when I go to bed. I worry about over-extending myself. Simple sentences rock. Tip top, Gulliver

That's the kind of pick I use.