Gunau Sodwind

I jsut fucked you

So today, i was cleaning my desk and i found a green folder. The contents of which were a star wars D&D style game i tried to make when i was 12, inspired by dexster's lab. This was not the interesting thing, i found a set of notecards from a speech i gave in Jr.High about black holes. I read through it finding random facts etc, but i came across a card titled "theoretical Weapons" it read: "I only included this because it had to do with black holes and it was interesting. If you could contain a black hole in a mirror sphere and shined a light into the sphere you could make a bomb. If you were to plug the hole in which you shined the light in the light would bounce around inside. It collects energy every time it bounces past the blackhole. When the light beam becomes powerful enough it explodes the mirror sends shards of glass in every direction. If you were not killed in the inital blast you would eb sucked into the black hole along with everything else in the world" I'm trying to decide if i made this up with my 13 year old brain, or if this was actually conjectured by some scientist. Anyway, i laughed pretty hard...COMMENTS OR QUESTIONS WILL BE SENT BACK IN TIME TO ASK 13 YEAR OLD GUNAU.

We don't want communists in the Ordo.

OH JESUS. I DEMAND A PATERNITY TEST

this one time i accidentally a whole vagina

I think it's a great idea. I mean , lets face it, Since when did internet celebrities aside from aryte and my self actually take time out of thier busy scheduals and talk to us!

this might be the best thread we've had on the forums in years. I only say that because all the best ones get deleted. Also a bag of dicks

At first i was like, whoa, then i was like , O.o, then i was like WHAT?! Shit was so cash.

If i cared about what anyone thought, i wouldn't be awsome. The Ordo Air national guard is integral to the sucess of the ordo. All who say otherwise are heretics.

IM me for an invitation if you wish to be part of the Ordo air national guard. For times when astra's cable goes out and they're too upset to fight, we will be there! For times when it's too early in the morning for astra to find their aviators, WE WILL BE THERE!

thanks for proving my point ;)

THEN IT IS DECIDED!

but diablos....the volume of the music is dependant on client side volume! Also...what benifit would we derive from waking the dead. Unless of course it is a zombie demon whore army dedicated to serving me. then in that case. ok. Diablos , you can DJ

I vote we have "Boy band Mondays" for all you gays out there

I'll prepare a list of my theme songs, and when they shall be played.

Kytec, thank you so much for shaving. I think i could be gay for you now

I have an amerikkan driver's licence, it's awsome

I need this for FTX. But they should make an M-16 model. Maybe with a squirt gun attachment :D

There is a "bill nye avenue" in my city :/

I'll tell that naughty gunau fellow to stop Av flying, he usually does'nt listen to me, but i'll keep trying. Just try to be polite, he tends to get rather abrasive to those who don't know their place. Keep in mind, Gunau is a weapon of mass destruction.

easy kids, no need to get vindictive.

Goddamnit. Anyone else got one? *scratches 5 oclock shadow*

yeah in their supAr cool ospreys. HEY GUIZ WATCH THIS I JUST KILLED MY ENTIRE CHALK LOLOLOLOL

I would fight my way through hell and back at a chance to shoot the imperator

fake. marines arn't smart enough to speak iranian, they can barely speak english. Ask Tyler