RazorFox

I'm so glad to see the time-honored tradition of super-involved epic spaceship shooty-blow-uppy games on PC is continuing.

I had a dream that I was walking around a palatially-appointed Edwardian English mansion when I came across a closet. Poking out from under the door of the closet was a shiny golden bauble of some sort connected to a chain which ran back under the door. I began to reach for it, but decided that something was amiss. I cautiously opened the closet door, and sure enough the chain was connected to something: A large humanoid bipedal fish creature, somewhat similar to one of those deep sea fish that lure smaller fish to it with a light protruding from its forehead, except instead of a light, it had a shiny gold thing for the presumed purpose of attracting humans. The creature emerged from the closet, its original plot to snare me with the lure having failed, and informed me quite flatly that it intended to eat my penis, a fate that would be considered universally undesirable to anyone except the hardest of hardcore second-wave feminists. Since I am not one of those, I bolted through the corridors of this mansion, which seemed to have become infinite in scope and procedurally generated, as I was able to run away from this penis-eating fish monster for a very, very long time. My therapist wasn't sure what to make of it either. ._.

Well it's obviously an abbreviation for "Agent Shot Dead For Accidentally Sending Ducks Freely South Despite Fences." Duh.

Praise be to Xbox Live for teaching the world's prepubescent boys that misogynistic sexual violence is funny and cool.

Prior to 9/11, I wanted to be a video game designer. ._.

That's twice now that I've missed out on an Ordo VG-died party :<

I believe we had a full-blown party last time this happened.

Because it's fun to see Christoph actually croak out an honest admission of defeat.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZVwp5sChe0

I DID. I WON THE BET. RIGHT HERE ^ossifer forum link do not click if ur a numero

I've been waiting for this moment for a very, very long time.

One time, we were attacking Chaos and their build had what amounted to a big wall near the spawn with a single door out of it. This made it simple for them to sit on their own wall and jetpack around firing enormous 7x1x1 bullets at the door and camp everyone, but we still managed to poke our way out eventually. After a while, we weren't making much headway, and Aryte declared that the first person who could break Chaos's line and get behind them would get a medal. I got a medal.

Actually, I think that might be a toy. Maybe we should ask Tsume.

This has been a bad week for bikes. D:

~I'm the geek with future bleak, the dorkwad and the nerd The gangly creep, the otaku freak, the lord of all that spergs. Lacking all clues, in Wal-Mart shoes, disappointment to my parents, The biggest boob on all Youtube and Chris Chan's heir apparent~ -Something someone else wrote

nvm it broke yesterday. ._.

I have killed, to date, three 2142 mechs with a sword.

HAY GUYS, CAN I PLAY TOO? EDIT: Before anyone says anything, the Obama/LGBT pride sticker on the back is an anti-theft device. They're hard as Ffff to take off and no thug from the lower 9th is going to touch a bike with that on it no matter how crazy he may think that motor be.

Best thing ever is to dump milk, chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, a little corn syrup, and a handfull of Thin Mints into a blender. If I were capable of getting fat, that is how I would do it.

Amazon :0

The neat thing about this particular shakuhachi is that it's made using really thick bamboo and is about the heft and size of a police baton. This is apparently traditional, because these flutes doubled as weapons in ancient Japan. So in other words, it's a musical instrument, a spiritual tool, and a nightstick all in one. :D