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Christoph also has a keyboard with all the letters missing because he's rubbed them off with his greasy hot dog fingers.

It's December 2nd, you were supposed to shave two days ago.

I GOOD W/ WORDRS

Over the course of the next week, I will write a limerick about every quote posted here. This is my pledge to you as I vie for the Republican presidential nomination.

There once was an NCO named Ryk Who went AWOL with one errant click He asked "Is there a way?" Aryte said "You must pay." So he gave him five dolla real quick. SUCK IT

Ethan is a jerk Asked for transfer to Terra Made me write a poem

The ability to conveniently open bottles of beer for consumption is beneficial to squad morale.

Something like a year or two ago, I had one of those spectator-mode dreams where I'm just watching events unfold rather than actively doing anything. The whole dream took place in a large, futuristic throne room with a huge window overlooking the ocean taking up one entire wall. The setting sun cast an eerie orange glow over the room as Aryte sat upon his throne, and as Dark Svenska entered the scene through a large hydraulic door. Dark said some stuff to Aryte, and they had a brief and very dramatic dialogue, which I don't remember at all because dreams are weird like that. All of a sudden, Dark pulled out a chainsword and rushed the throne. And Aryte shot lightning bolts out of his eyes and killed Dark.

There once was a group in Cabaret Who liked to complain all day They cried "Geolocation!" And "Deregulation!" And Aryte said "Shut up, u gay" I got these for days.

There once was a Snowmew that hissed "Oh my, I am ever so stressed" So he called Uildiar And they took things too far Til "At least you weren't recording this."

There once was a girl from Astra Whose CO was kind of a bastard She messaged Aryte He said "A poem, you must write" And the verse she composed did not flatter

I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

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I dunno, I've been playing video games for 18 years and I still can't hit a baseball.

Ffff them then.

Except my friends and I started doing it five years ago and it predates that by some time. Movember was an attempt to centralize and put to good use something that was already a social phenomenon anyway.

BAN LIGHTERS

I can't participate this year either due to work. :[

Yeah, I bet if you hired like a team of people to paint these full time, it'd probably be done in a few months and cost considerably less.

OH MY GOD

Illinois is basically the center of the Midwest.