RazorFox

You mean to tell me that asking asinine and disrespectful questions at cartoonishly inappropriate times in a way that undermines authority in a military dictatorship that you voluntarily signed up to participate in might have negative repercussions? Madness.

I can't make it for financial reasons, but I will say that if you like to party, FC is easily the best con out there for just that.

Which is precisely why I'm playing Blacklight: Retribution instead of PS2. That has much more lenient system requirements and is also free and similarly dope as hell.

We are literally two years away from the year Back to the Future 2 took place in and where the Ffff are the hoverboards?

Cuz SLMC sucks.

What does this even mean?

It's your prerogative certainly, but y'know, the main game Ordo is playing these days (Planetside 2) is completely free to download and play. Certainly couldn't hurt you to give it a spin, as it is absolutely dope as hell.

Old fashioned murder death kill is the best kind of murder death kill.

A wine tote for picnics, a set of those little Chinese meditation balls you roll around in your hand, a copy of the book Liminal States by Zack Parsons from Something Awful, a gently-used/previously-enjoyed 26" TV, and a sum of money.

I'm picturing Arokh's enormous dragon avatar barreling down a foggy road in the English countryside on that itty bitty cafe rocket at 74+/- miles per hour with this playing in the background and it's making me giggle. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fp8mYC5abE[/media]

MOTORBIZZLE

Anomaly: Mostly just float around the Zone killing bandits and trying to find a guy named Strelok. Government: Arrive at City 17, find a crowbar, kill anything that gets in my way, and solve a series of increasingly difficult puzzles until I've reached the Citadel and killed Dr. Breen. Time: Just play my ocarina to get back to whatever time I was previously in. Virus: Fight my way from safe room to safe room until I get to a helicopter and just run off and leave my companions to be mangled by a Tank. War: Defend Burger Town. Weather: idk no game ever covered this one. D:

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[12:24:39 PM] Scarlet: Crossbows are supercool. [12:24:57 PM] Razor: Your face is supercool [12:25:03 PM] Scarlet: oh murr [12:25:22 PM] Razor: And by that I mean it's been frozen by liquid nitrogen and I am about to shatter it with a small hammer [12:25:27 PM] Razor: >:0 [12:25:40 PM] Scarlet: this is now my fetish

I haven't shaved since before Halloween so I've got a pretty good head start going.

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, KIDS. LET'S MAKE SOME BEARDS HAPPEN.

Also wtf happened to that truck in the back of the first pic

FTFY

I have both of those and I'm a goddamn Praetorian.

You could theoretically have thousands of buttons.

Every non-ethnic restaurant in this entire city has a bottle of this on every table. It's a beautiful thing.

What if that screen in the middle is a touch screen?

When do they start selling that crazy Steel Batallion-y desktop controller thing? That is literally the dopest shit I have ever seen in my life.