RazorFox

So does Christoph Naumova, sadly enough, but on the bright side one of the first results is the Snowmew video. Also lol at my tiny little 11" 1024x600 netbook screen.

[Rygads] says: OH M GOD [Rygads] says: MY* [Rygads] says: I just realized [Rygads] says: my english teachers name is carl [Rygads] says: CARL MALONE [Zera] says: ...wait seriously? [Zera] says: You have a teacher named Carl Malone? [Rygads] says: yes [Rygads] says: yes [Zera] says: holy [Zera] says: god [Zera] says: Dis here Carl Malone here talk y'all about English. Carl Malone don't know a fuck why he teach English when he can't talk a shit any damn how. [Zera] says: But Carl Malone just here teach these kids in dang ol' community college English when he not play basketball. [Rygads] says:

Try it yourself!

The smell's actually pretty tolerable if you spay/neuter them. You actually have to spay females because they can go into an extended heat and die if you don't.

That happened to my uncle, except it was his ferret and his then-roommate in the recliner.

If you have a recliner, sometimes they crawl up into the insides of those and get squished when you try to recline it and then you sit there jamming on it trying to get it to actually go back all the way and all the while you're slinky little buddy is down there getting his delicate little neck crimped shut between two steel bars and then you realize you just slowly and brutally murdered your ferret and is that really what you want Ribena?

They're notorious for getting themselves killed doing stuff like that.

No, when I say they explore, I mean they will end up behind your dishwasher somehow.

Two things to consider: 1. Ferrets are sneaky little shits and love to explore, so if you don't keep them under tight security, they will escape and end up in all kinds of weird places. 2. They smell. Other than that they are lovely and very cute, go for it.

Smooth as hell Kytec, smooth as hell.

Took it again, got the same result as the last time I took this test a long time ago. 83% Extraverted 38% iNtuitive 12% Thinking 56% Perceiving

I knew it.

ENT* = You think he's your buddy and hilarious but he's really just an asshole.

Ordo has a lot of INTJs

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp I just find this extremely interesting and I want to see what the rest of Ordo gets on it. I got ENTP

I post almost exclusively on BYOB, yase, but I'm not telling you my name because I don't want to be outed as a furry on there somehow.

I don't give a FUCK.

Each Ordo Achievement Merit is redeemable for either a key lariat or a pen. Three merits are redeemable for a water bottle or a flashlight. Five are redeemable for either a coffee mug, a thermos, or a t-shirt, and so on and so forth. 400 merits are redeemable for a Nintendo Wii.

Wee, I finally get merits I don't have already :D

No, I think Bruno was actually genuinely just stupid.

[15:44] Agares Tretiak goes back to writing a massive, ominous document. [15:44] Zrazor Rozenstrauch stealthily peers over your shoulder, his ears twitching curiously. [15:45] Agares Tretiak: <REDACTED>. [15:45] Agares Tretiak: Now. You lose your eyes, my boy. And tongue. Tough luck. [15:46] Zrazor Rozenstrauch yelps and hides behind the couch [15:46] Agares Tretiak: Not going to work, my son. [15:46] Agares Tretiak sighs and takes out a rather sharp looking knife. [15:47] Agares Tretiak: <_< [15:47] Agares Tretiak: I need to finish page 14. [15:52] Zrazor Rozenstrauch is not comin out from under dis couch ;-; [16:02] Agares Tretiak: Awww. [16:02] Agares Tretiak: I'll give you a Scooby snack. [16:02] Zrazor Rozenstrauch pokes his head out. :D [16:03] Agares Tretiak waves a hansdful of scooby snacks. [16:06] Zrazor Rozenstrauch hops out from behind the couch. "Yay! :D" [16:08] Agares Tretiak tosses you a few. [16:10] Zrazor Rozenstrauch OMNOMS >x3 [16:10] Agares Tretiak tacklesd you and cuts your eyes and tongue out. [16:10] Agares Tretiak: DON'T FUCK WITH ME SON, I'LL FUCK YOU SHIT UP. [16:10] Agares Tretiak: D:< [16:10] Agares Tretiak: >_> [16:10] Zrazor Rozenstrauch writhes around on the floor, blood gushing out of his eyesockets and mouth. XoX [16:11] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Did I mention that I'm a masochist and this sort of thing gets my rocks off? :D [16:11] Agares Tretiak: .... [16:12] Agares Tretiak clicks his tongue, drops his knife, throws his hands up in a helpless gesture and walks away, saying nohing. [16:12] Zrazor Rozenstrauch continues to moan in anguish on the floor whilst touching himself [16:13] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I so wanna put this on the funny IM snippets section XD [17:28] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: I don't know if you can see the armory right now [17:28] Tiridates Mikadze: I know about it. [17:28] Tiridates Mikadze: My god [17:28] Tiridates Mikadze: I should come there and purge you all. [17:28] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: Aryte is going to skin me alive and use my coat as a bath towel [17:31] Tiridates Mikadze: No, fur is lousy as a towel, we found that out quickly. [17:31] Tiridates Mikadze: he'll probably use you as part of a coat [17:31] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: ;-; [17:33] Tiridates Mikadze: While your soul will know no comfort in hell, at least your legacy shall keep him from getting a chill. I BEEN HAVIN A BAD DAY TODAY D:

There is a certain type of humor centered around smart people pretending to be dumb and people generally underestimate how hard it is to pull off. As such, I think I should.

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but this is the part I'm most proud of.

I put mine on my jetpack.