RazorFox

TERRA OWNS

The professed goal of the Ordo is to unify the scattered military factions of SL.

Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother... That thing was you YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU Did she scream did she cry Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die One more year closer to dying Rotting organs ripping grinding Biological discordance Birthday equals self abhorrence Years keep passing aging always Mutate into vapid slugs Doctor gives a new perscription Bullet in a fucking gun One more year closer to dying Plastic surgeons fuel the lying You forget why you came in here Your mind rots with every New Year RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die Now you're old and full of hatred Take a pill to masturbatred Children point to you and scream Because they will become that thing One more year of further suffering There's no point of fucking bluffing Open up your DETHDAY present It's a box of fucking nothing RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die

Yay :D

Terra where da party at yo

My favorite one is the Blackout one where he goes into a music store, plugs a bass into an amp, plucks it three times, and kills power through the whole store.

I dunno. Jim's still awful friendly with Christoph.

Sup homes. Why does it seem like anyone who's ever been a leader of any military's AD is suddenly joining Ordo?

Kangourou. More of this nonsense here.

I lost count of the number of passes the white team made because the fucking bear tripped me up. And he's not even that good at moonwalking. Fucking bear.

[3:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: goto:Tandem [3:24] Hunter Abrams: goto:hell [3:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: goto:thestore [3:24] Fritz Larnia is Online [3:24] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: get:milk [3:24] Hunter Abrams: getin:mypants [3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: check:accountbalanceatbank [3:25] Hunter Abrams: FDIC:approved [3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: card:rejected [3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: oh:noes [3:25] Hunter Abrams: loser [3:25] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: fuck:you

We could put Aryte and someone else up on top of a very small platform and have them try to push each other off.

I'm just gonna go ahead and forward my Festivus notecard to Sanct with some minor alterations.

Sent this to Aryte in a notecard, reposted here at his request.

I'm actually relieved. I was worried Adam West died or something. D:

thatll be eight bucks

Festivus on December 23rd. :D

Me on Vent: Oh wow, apparently Christoph has a brain tumor now. Everyone else on Vent simultaneously: YAAAAAAAAY!!!! :D

I'd be happy about getting promoted except that I am now apparently Zrazor Rosenwhatever. :|

[1:26] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): German... [1:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Dude in a chick avatar [1:26] Mack Rachter (COM): Any weapons? [1:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Guarantee it. [1:26] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): Unarmed. [1:26] Fermi Torok (COM): ITS A TRAP! [1:26] * (COM) Kristian Kit (Age: 1 year 11 months; Group: Frumentarii) at spawn * [1:26] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): It has to be a dude because no woman is built like that. [1:26] Fermi Torok (COM): D:< [1:26] Mack Rachter (COM): Treat as neutral but don't let past the wall. Al;so, what Fermi said. [1:27] josey Bingyi is Offline [1:27] Zrazor Rozenstrauch (COM): Jesus Christ is looks like a fucking Barbie Doll with Hepatitis. [1:27] Dascede Aluveaux (COM): rofl [1:27] Mack Rachter (COM): *Spurts coke all over* [1:27] Lunus Ferraris (COM): roflchode [1:27] Mack Rachter (COM): Aaaahahahahaha.

I dunno, this one is pretty good too.

lol'd

Apparently, if you throw a 2-liter of Dr. Pepper into a fire it'll explode.

I voted for de_dust2