Keno

Chaos Undivided sucks. Blood for the Blood God.

No, get out.

Yeh!, Wheres all the Scotland people at!

I good sir, I also have a Pre-Order, you can find me on steam;

Sounds like gay love.

I had just got home from Primary School, was about 9 and then sat and watched it live on the BBC news.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAAKEEER

[9:04] Thiudareiks Aurotharius: There's a Nooj in me. [9:04] Nooj Balut: I didn't remember this being so huge [9:04] Imperial Admiral: That's what she said.

Don't insult the Proclaimers. :31337:

Event Horizon, I was about 8 or 9, watched it in the house alone in the middle of the night. :P But now films arn't really scary, I don't think a film has properly scared me since then, the "Oh shit!" when something pops out of nowhere dosen't count as scary in my books either.

I FUCKING LOL http://www.politicalcompass.org/facebook/pcgraphpng.php?ec=0.50&soc=5.90

thejamesatron Deed has the title "Second Life President" it quickly becomes obvious he was hired by Caine to assassinate Aryte. xD [16:37] thejamesatron Deed: hello [16:37] Imperial Admiral: omg [16:37] thejamesatron Deed: imperial [16:38] Imperial Admiral: ur the presidente of sl? [16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes? [16:38] Imperial Admiral: wow [16:38] thejamesatron Deed: are you happy with ob here [16:38] Voodoo Hexicola doubts that XD [16:38] thejamesatron Deed: sorry have to go [16:38] Imperial Admiral: no wait [16:38] Imperial Admiral: can you do special stuff? [16:38] thejamesatron Deed: i have to check up on winter fest [16:38] thejamesatron Deed: yes [16:38] Imperial Admiral: like wha [16:38] thejamesatron Deed: quickly [16:38] Imperial Admiral: whataaaa <<< He dissapears >>> [16:39] Imperial Admiral: i met the president [16:39] Imperial Admiral: :D [16:39] Voodoo Hexicola waves, "hiya Imperial, can I ask a question real quick?" [16:39] Imperial Admiral: sure [16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: why is it so hard to tp here? =) me and my sis wanted to come here to look around, maybe join the rp, but we were banned as soon as we tp in [16:40] Imperial Admiral: you got banned? [16:40] Imperial Admiral: hmm [16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: yes, I cant leave this tiny area here [16:40] Voodoo Hexicola: cant even go to this desk <<< He returns! >>> [16:41] thejamesatron Deed: you were saying [16:41] Imperial Admiral: i think you got banned because it automatically removes people under one month [16:41] thejamesatron Deed: no [16:42] thejamesatron Deed: i got this job cause of my amnesty [16:42] Imperial Admiral: how much do you get paid mr president [16:42] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any ideas on the running off sl [16:42] Voodoo Hexicola: we will have to come back after a month then [16:42] Maza Rau: Gentlemen [16:42] thejamesatron Deed: is aryte around [16:43] Liana Pera is Online [16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i must speak with him [16:43] Imperial Admiral: guys [16:43] thejamesatron Deed: my hair cost 100L [16:43] Imperial Admiral: meet the president of sl [16:43] thejamesatron Deed: QUICKLY [16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: He was hired to assinsate Aryte. :P [16:43] thejamesatron Deed: i dont have much time [16:43] Imperial Admiral: why do you need him mr president? [16:43] (COM): Typhon Perun: been trying poorly for days now. [16:43] thejamesatron Deed: do you have any views [16:44] Sol Cult: There is no President, only Zuul. [16:44] Imperial Admiral: dont you have more important things to do? [16:44] thejamesatron Deed: im asking him wiuld he be interested in new group i am creating [16:44] thejamesatron Deed: quickly [16:44] thejamesatron Deed: caine constantine is on my list [16:44] Imperial Admiral: ooo what group? [16:45] thejamesatron Deed: the protection and safety of the sl people [16:45] thejamesatron Deed: for [16:45] Imperial Admiral: ooo likeaa police force? [16:46] thejamesatron Deed: it gets notices on events and stuff for equal rights in sl [16:46] thejamesatron Deed: im going to have to leave soon [16:46] thejamesatron Deed: i have to meet with the director [16:47] Imperial Admiral: ok mr president [16:47] Imperial Admiral: i can escort you right to him [16:47] Imperial Admiral: straight away [16:47] Imperial Admiral: im sure he will be excited to meet you [16:47] (COM): Johann Wilberg: So I sent Aryte a text that thejamesatron is back despite his multiple bans. He replied "camp camp". [16:47] thejamesatron Deed: quickly [16:47] thejamesatron Deed: is he online [16:48] Imperial Admiral: yes sir, i can take you to him [16:48] thejamesatron Deed: il have to leave in a few minutes [16:48] Imperial Admiral: follow me sir [16:48] thejamesatron Deed: okay [16:48] thejamesatron Deed: jesus i got lag [16:48] You died and have been teleported to your home location [16:48] Ordo HUD 0.3.7: Collision: ISA_5.56x45mm NATO - Corsi Mousehold [16:48] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Chronus/182/127/79 [16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: CORSI, JESUS CHECK FIRE D:< <<< CORSI >:O >>> [16:49] Teleport completed from http://slurl.com/secondlife/Titan/101/51/46 [16:49] Imperial Admiral: WHY DID YOU SHOOT HIM [16:49] Imperial Admiral: DFJGHASRNHAJN [16:49] Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED IT [16:49] Sol Cult: You left. [16:49] Imperial Admiral: noooooooooo [16:49] (COM): Corsi Mousehold: SORRY KENO! [16:49] Imperial Admiral: corsi shot me [16:49] (COM): Imperial Admiral: YOU RUINED MY EPIC LULZ GOD DAMMIT [16:50] (COM): Typhon Perun: He'll be back Keno. <<< He returns.. again!! >>> [16:50] Imperial Admiral: mr president [16:50] Imperial Admiral: im so sorry [16:50] thejamesatron Deed: urh [16:50] Imperial Admiral: they accidently shot us [16:50] thejamesatron Deed: im leaving now [16:50] Imperial Admiral: no wait [16:50] Imperial Admiral: i can take you to aryte [16:50] Imperial Admiral: please dont go sir [16:50] thejamesatron Deed: what? [16:51] Imperial Admiral: aryte will be mad at me [16:51] thejamesatron Deed: how? [16:51] Imperial Admiral: because i didnt escort you to him properluy [16:51] thejamesatron Deed: please hurry [16:51] Imperial Admiral: yes sir [16:51] Imperial Admiral: so sorry again [16:52] Imperial Admiral: come the safe way [16:52] Imperial Admiral: it goes straight to his office [16:52] thejamesatron Deed: where is he? [16:52] thejamesatron Deed: uh [16:52] Imperial Admiral: MR BOND [16:52] Imperial Admiral: YOU HAVE FEL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP [16:52] Sol Cult: Nome Empatre, spiritus sanctus. [16:53] Imperial Admiral: THE IMPERATOR IS MOST DISPLEASED [16:53] Imperial Admiral: GET HIM SOL [16:53] thejamesatron Deed: what? [16:53] Imperial Admiral: YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS?

To help me remember now I just think of "WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON"

[17:05] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:05] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:05] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!! [17:05] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:05] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:06] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:06] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:06] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:07] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:07] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:07] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:07] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:08] Meif Ling: hi hi i love you [17:08] Imperial Admiral: omg really? [17:08] Meif Ling: no [17:08] Imperial Admiral: i luv u tooo!!!! [17:08] Imperial Admiral: wat [17:08] Imperial Admiral: D: [17:08] You died and have been teleported to your home location [17:15] Imperial Admiral: suprise cockfag [17:15] Sol Cult: Shhh... [17:16] Sol Cult: We hwunting wabbits. [17:16] Sol Cult: Eyueheyu. [17:16] Sol Cult: And who're you calling a cock fag fur fag. D: [17:16] Imperial Admiral: IM CALLING YOU A COCKFAG [17:16] Imperial Admiral: COCKFAG [17:16] Sol Cult: FURFAG [17:17] Sol Cult: FURFURFURFURFUR [17:17] Imperial Admiral: COCKFAG [17:17] Sol Cult: FAG [17:17] Sol Cult: FAG [17:17] Sol Cult: FAGFAFGAFG [17:17] Imperial Admiral: GO GOBBLE SOME COCK [17:17] Sol Cult: J;ASLKDFJ;ALJSL;DFKJ [17:17] Imperial Admiral: YOU COCK FAG [17:17] Sol Cult: OM ONOM NOM NOM

OLD

That was painful to read, also. US SCOTS CAN SPOKE PROPER ENGRISH.

Cock a Doody

Who is this Bompy? I must speak with him, he is hilarious.

Done these tests a million times, always get ENTP

HIP HIP, HUZZZA