[At Work stories]

So there I was, sitting on my lifeguard tower. I lifeguard in Daytona Beach during the summer, which is on the east coast of the US, AKA the western side of the Atlantic Ocean. I was guarding close to the local pier, and someone comes up to me and says,

"When are they going to finish the bridge?"

[The manticore conspiracy]

Um...what?

[Super chain story!]

confused the heck out of Magical Trevor, who smacked Aewus for using big words. He then dissappeared a cow, and _________

[. . Tiridates, you cad:]

WTH is this?

[Online Curia Incident Report Form]

Moy Loon wrote:

I give you an F, You've failed at producing even a moderately safe application, I've been able to SQL inject at your LOGIN PAGE. If I were someone trying to cause harm, you would have nothing left in your tables, aswell as new files on the server to allow access to everything on it. (Think access to the forum files, (learning of MYSQL password, everyones password/username/email all open to them, and everything else that is hosted on this site, and all it's information, a very scary scenario).

You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ');",`.~lol'' at line 1

Hows about doing something to fix it?

[Quotes of Win]

[0:28] Aryte Vesperia ejected you from this land.

[Public Quest of Death and Squish]

Moved to Warhammer Online forum. Also, added you to user group.

[Weekly Discussion (Main) - 10/13/08]

Tsume Xiao wrote:

Trevor Russell wrote:

Secondly, Navis will soon be getting a Tactical Field Manual. More on this in the Navis thread.

>_>

So like... You press in on the spine and.. a Ka-Bar comes out!

And you open it and at the end there is a Jericho 941 In the last 500 pages >_>

KICK ASS!

Sure Tsume. By the way, you can get to work on the other 497 pages, since you seem so set on the idea.

[Weekly Discussion (Main) - 10/13/08]

Firstly, I would like to commend Sosarin and Lestat for being consistently ahead of me on the very thing I bugged them to do, make these threads!

Secondly, Navis will soon be getting a Tactical Field Manual. More on this in the Navis thread.

[Epic new clip]

We Know.

[Auxilla]

I really like the first idea, and as the active trainer for Navis, would be happy to be a part of that.

I also like the second idea, but think it could be rolled into the Academies program better.

[Amuuusing!]

Brian Dean

Florida Institute of Technology

P.O. Box 8609

150 W. University Blvd.

Melbourne, Fl 32901

386-523-4787

[Lairyth Karu; Ejected - Public Notice]

Gone are the days when destroying a group is the primary aim. If we destroy our enemies, who then do we have to fight? Such actions lead to drama, ban lines, cheap tactics, hatred, and everything that we have strived to eliminate in SL militaries.

[It's been a pleasure serving.]

Sorry to hear this, We will miss you. *salutes*

[Frumentarii's Growth]

Needs moar public threads.

[Resigning]

You will be missed. Welcome back anytime.

[New Arrival]

EPIC NAME. YES. ANOTHER MINION OF THE IMPER--wait, what?

Congrats!

[Out of Town: Aryte; 09/26-09/29]

Man Aelus, if that were just last year...you need a better camera!

[Caring for Your Introvert (Jonathan Rauch)]

Mizar Korobase wrote:

"""Are introverts arrogant? Hardly. I suppose this common misconception has to do with our being more intelligent, more reflective, more independent, more level-headed, more refined, and more sensitive...."

Introverts aren't arrogant. We're just better in every way. HMMMMM

So true...

[Quotes of Win]

[22:14] Mizar Korobase (COM): <3 Trevor

[22:15] Mizar Korobase (COM): You and your beloved forum locking

[22:15] Mizar Korobase (COM): Mere words cannot express my love and gratitude

[Weekly Discussion (Main) - 09/21/08]

Responding to your post in Navis thread.

[Weekly Discussion (Main) - 09/21/08]

New thread, commence. *Awaits input from others*

From Navis, we realized a flaw in our recruitment was that in Schola and the handbook, we had a very ambiguous definition of what we do. So a new definition was drafted, and hopefully will be added to the handbook fairly soon. The new definition is:

Navis, quite simply, operates all sizes of fleet ships within The Ordo Imperialis. They are in charge of recovering fallen comrades, serving as a mobile airborne command point for field commanders to view the field from, acting as an airborne fortress and gunnery platform, and delivering high-yield explosives upon the enemies of the Imperator. Navis is divided into two departments: Departmento Classis handles the smaller ships, concerning medium-grade munitions and recovering fallen comrades; Departmento Exterminatus handles the capital ships, and all of the largest munitions found within the Ordo Imperialis. With many roles available (pilots, anti-air gunners, anti-ground gunners, munitions deployers, and commanders) Navis has a position for everyone.

Also, we are replacing the current line of ships a bit early, and adding in a temporary ship, "The Admonitor". More on that in the Navis thread when it comes out.

[Weekly Discussion (Main) - 09/13/08]

Locked.

[tyyup weoth yhuotr noase (Type with your nose)]

This is, quite possibly, the most asinine thread to date, my good sir.

[Christoph's Profile]

Which is why I change my profile to say the following:

By IMing me, you acknowledge that any disclaimer that you have in your profile is hereby null and void, as is any disclaimer which nullifies this disclaimer.

For those of you who do not know satire, there it is.