Tsume Xiao

Well we know Loki will have no interest in those.

You are the one judge I had mentioned. :P

So fare we have one judge. I'd like at least 2 more. :>

Yeah, they were copy-pasted from last year. You aren't a judge.

No. Must use the real lyrics. >:(

Ron Bleac: Card's abilities increase in magnitude for each kebab on the table. That would be the apartment building.

---Idea 1A--- Jewish Gunsmith Increases Attack power and Accuracy. (Because bullets cost money!) Benefits Voided if improper firearm terminology is said by the user of the card. ---Idea 1B--- Jewish Gunsmith Increases Attack power of all controlled small arms. +1 For each unit you control using an Israeli made weapon -1 For each unit you control using a dated surplus Soviet weapon ---Idea 2--- Tsume Xiao Increases attack power of all small arms and Armored Vehicles If Reference made to the stamped AK, DI AR-Pattern, or Desert Eagle being "OMG BESTEST COMBAT GUN EVAH", player forfeits turn remainder of current and next turn, and is then required to research the facts.

You forgot the most important one: Never engage armor unless explicitly ordered to do so by the OIC.

YOU WOULD PICK A WEEK WHEN I AM ON MY LAPTOP YOU JERK. :<

Yeah, but stand alone it isn't that good, especially compared to bread. D:

Auto Correct for the win.

We did this last year and Zrazor blew everyone away without batting an eye. THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT, STEVE. ---Ordo Karaoke Contest--- For fun, I have decided to to hold a Karaoke contest for Ordo Imperialis members while I am unable to fight. Before anyone freaks out: Hell no. This is not happening in vent! So how is this going to happen? This is going to be a contest held by submission of entry. You will submit your entry digitally, and it will be graded by the judges. What is Karaoke? I am too lazy to type out a description. Click Here How to Enter To enter this contest, you will be required to record yourself singing a song (you do not have to sing the entire song, but that will be discussed later) 1. Complete and post the entrance form (found at the bottom of this thread) as a reply to this thread. 2. Sing. Duh. 3. Submit the recording. The recording must then be uploaded to a file-sharing site such as MegaUpload or RapidShare or emailed to me directly That is it. Winners Winners will be determined by a panel of judges, including myself. If you wish to volunteer to be a judge you may, but then you cannot enter. Entries will be judged on the following criteria -How well the vocal quality -How well the song was replicated (proper lyrics, speed, etc) -Overall performance -Other random stuff? Maybe? Prizes What fun would a contest be without prizes!?!? Prizes will be a monetary amount of products from companies that are represented in Ordo by active members. The prizes will vary by number of participants: Under 10 Participants -1st Place: $2000L worth of merchandise from an Ordo-Owned store + QP -2nd Place: $1000L worth of merchandise from an Ordo-Owned store + QP -3rd Place: QP 10+ Participants -1st Place: $2500Lworth of merchandise from an Ordo-Owned store + QP -2nd Place: $1500Lworth of merchandise from an Ordo-Owned store + QP -3rdPlace: $500Lworth of merchandise from an Ordo-Owned store + QP Rules -Participants MUST be personnel or veterans of the Ordo Imperialis -Deadline for entries is April 14th, 11:59 PM SLT. -Submissions must be in .wav or .mp3 format -Any form of singing on Teamspeak will be a disqualification. -Songs must be real. No parodies or song's you made up. -Songs must have actual lyrics. You may not sing a song that is just one word over and over, or random blathering.(Exception: Agares may sing . He said he would last year but never did.) -Songs must be appropriate. I don't mean no songs with swearing, I mean no songs like Gunther - Ding Dong Song, or Lords of Acid - Show Me Your Pussy. Seriously. (Also, do not Google search "show me your pussy" to find out who sing's that song. You get some crazy ass shit) -Songs must be in English. Exceptions made for well known songs. (Examples of Exceptions: Nena - 99 Luftballons. O-Zone - Dragostea din tei. Pretty much anything by Rammstein.) -Submissions MUST contain a minimum of 30 seconds of actual singing. (For example, the first 15-20 seconds of Journey's Don't Stop Believin' do not count) -Submissions must be you actually singing. -Well known songs are preferred. -Try to avoid signing a song already picked. -Submissions will be posted in some form on the Ordo forums for all of Ordo to enjoy. -Tsume must sing as well, although he may not win prizes. He will not be exempt from this. Q_Q *This will be done between guns he is scripting, provided Aryte lets him leave the buildzone for his daily allowance of sunlight. There are 3 methods you may sing by: -A cappella: Just your voice singing in rhythm. No music. -Traditional Karaoke Style: Your voice over a special music/back-up vocals only track. -Sing-Over: Your voice singing over the actual singer's. Essentially the "ghetto-rigged" version of traditional Karaoke. If you chose this method you should keep the volume of the original track low so your voice is dominant over that of the original artist's. ----------------------------------------------- Entrance Form Name: Rank: Branch: Song: <Artist - Song Name> Method: ----------------------------------------------- ---FAQ, Tips & Websites--- Q: But Tsume! How do I record myself? I don't have a program to do that! A: Bullshit. All Windows computer have a program called "Sound Recorder" Start -> Programs -> Accessories -> Sound Recorder However, for better control of your recording (Able to start over easier, see your time, etc etc) I suggest Audacity. It is free and very useful. I make my gun sounds with it. http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ For MP3 exporting: http://audacity.sour...l&item=lame-mp3 Q: I want to sing X song, but I don't know all the lyrics. What do I do? A: Look them up on this site. I'd say print them out or put them on screen when you sing. http://www.songlyrics.com/ Q: I don't want to sing a cappella. Where do I get background music! A: For standard Karaoke style music, the more common the song the easier it is to get. Here are some sites. The Karaoke Channel Online: Check the "Free Songs Only" Box KaraokePlay: Use the "Search" option. You do not need to log in. Ronan's Free Online Karaoke Music Factory Karaoke: YouTube Channel with Traditional Karaoke Mixes. ---Other Questions--- Q: I can't sing! A: Its all for fun. Try it! You have nothing to lose! Q: I will embarrass myself. A: You are not alone. I am submitting an entry to. So you will have at least one other person with you. Q: What about X company. Can i get something from them? A: If they are owned by an Ordo member, let me know and I will add them to the list. Otherwise, no. The point of the prizes is to support Ordo members and raise awareness about their stores. Q: I am nervous! What do I do? A: Go to your bathroom and sing in there. ---Tips--- -Stand up! It opens the airways and makes singing easier. -Sing a song you like and are comfortable with. It will be easier! -Don't sing out side of your octave! Bring the song to your level. -Have lyrics on hand! Even if it is your favorite song, you can't be expected to know all the words by heart. -Keep a good distance from your mic to prevent the sounds of your breathing from coming through, and from your breath hitting the mic and causing distortion. -Warm up! Sing the song or song portion a few times before you record to get your vocal chords ready. -Have fun! :D (I totally Copy-Pasted last year's post and updated it)

It is that time of year again where I get to spend eight days eating a cardboard like substance known as matzah. At best, it tastes like a cracker, at worst, it tastes like the box it came in. Regardless, I have to eat this stuff, things made with this stuff, or just non-regular bread stuff until next Saturday. Passover itself is a holiday to re-tell the story of the Exodus and, to a lesser extent, mark the beginning of spring. The most notable feature of the holiday is the lack of ability to eat any "chametz", which pretty much means if it rises or has any leavening agents in it, it's no good. While the actual list varies based on who you ask and such, this typically for me and my upbringing means none of the following: Breads, Crackers, Beans, Certain Grains (Rice, Barely, etc), Stuff that uses Yeast to ferment (Beer. :<), Pasta, etc. The Copy-Pasta (which would not be kosher for passover, because it is pasta) from the Chabad website states this: The holiday is filled with symbols, and a plate to put them on, and while I don't have time to go into them all now (Seder starts in less than an hour and I need to get ready) here is a brief summary: -Flat bread stuff that tastes like cardboard -Throwing babies into rivers in wicker baskets -Bushes that spontaneously ignite to yell at men -Painting your door frame with the blood of a lamb. -Keeping a glass of wine on the table for a guy who you keep the door open for, in case he wants to just wander in. -Dipping green vegetables in salt water. -Drinking four glasses of wine -Spilling wine. -Recalling how bad people suffered ten punishments -Leaning back in your chair -Eating horseradish -Asking questions -Eating lots of food (Typical of Jewish holidays. We either starve ourselves or feast) Yup. :v If you have any specific questions about traditions, the food, or the pointy cracker things and what you can make with them, feel free to ask.

Unacceptable. I expect to see you online again once you get another computer, assuming SL is still around then and all that jazz. I will Miss you until then Yoki. Keep in touch in other ways! D:

Well this sucks. I buy the game to play with you and have never played with more people than Twitchy since I installed it. I leave for home on spring break Thursday, so I wont have my desktop and I am fairly sure my laptop cannot reliably run Arma (I tried the demo on it, it was kinda sorta working if I recall). BUT... More critically, Friday night is the first night of Passover. So.Yeah. Also, recently there have been some incidents on the server with a player named "Cheddar". Essentially he is a Cop who is probably about 13, and doesn't give Ffff all about the rules (DM'ing, breaking police protocol, sniping into spawns, etc). I have talked to the admins and they are keeping an eye on him. Don't expect for him to be around long because they have told me that the number of complaints against him is rather large, and the admins have already had to comp people for his stupidity (he never will) and have removed him from the BluFor side, and kicked him from the server a few times. LASTLY: 2 Urals + Cocaine = Massive easy money. Just don't get caught as while faster than oil processing for more money, it isn't exactly "legal" by the police. Derp.

Invest them in a secure, stable account with the highest yield you can find.

Same here in September! XD DRAGON WE ARE OLD. D:

I could see myself as Oded Fehr.... although I look nothing like him. :x

Intus Infinity - Tobey Maguire

I just have to check. :v I can see the training one being public, but yes, Arokh's doesn't show off anything "sekrit" that they can't see when it is in action anyways.

Are these videos public? If so do they contain vehicle specifications we don't want public? Just a question etc. :v

Arokh, that's incredibly bad ass. We need more of those. :3

Not sure where you are getting 600K. o.o

My old Genesis has 16 Bits. Awww yeah. Still runs quite well too.