Ron Bleac

When I was doing my national service some people brought in portable DVD players to watch stuff with. Mostly porn. What we could do is splurge a bit and get like, some sort of DVD box set that has all episodes aired so far. I'm assuming this guy is going to be there for a while, so the most we could do when it comes to MLP is wait for the DVDs to roll out. Could throw in a couple of good movies or other shows too. Like, BlackAdder. We watched that shit so much, one of us was repeating all the lines before the characters on screen did. Made for really good timewasting after we got done with routines, inspections, drills and maintenance.

Or! "Caught in the crossfire" 48 hour adventure!

I lost the funny pictures thread.

Accuracy doesn't matter when you have the quantity of ammunition. Considering ships have shields, it's much more practical to knock it down with overwhelming fire from weak weapons rather than to waste more expensive, harder to find and harder to produce munitions on it. After they are down, it's much more practical to just hose it down too! I imagine smaller ships would be fitted with more lethal weaponry than the largest of battleships (size wise) as with larger vessels, quantity of smaller weapons would count for most offensive firepower. A single, small gun turret might not be effective against a battleship, but imagine a thousand firing at once. Why put a dozen high class turrets on a battleship that will likely have significant trouble resupplying rare munitions, when it can just send a shuttle or twelve to fetch more available standard ammo?

How about Guns. In space. None of you guys seem to appreciate standard ammunition. Like, shells and shit. Solid shot. That shit Ffffs up space shits.

For whatever reason, I am not having any issues with the game itself. The only complaints I have is the lack of a mute button and push to talk in Multiplayer. Weapons do wear down quickly, which makes me want to scream because a stainless steel pipe shouldn't bend when I crack skulls with it.

His speech was straight from the Rocky movie series.

Does your friend expect to find firearms on a holiday resort island in Papua New-Guinea, Eriksson? This game is fun. Played it for a while now, finally found a single action revolver but shit still doesn't get any easier.

I WANNA BE A SPACE MAREEEN

Yup. Cars exist. ;D

Woah, I'll come if I'm in the US at the time. Or hope so, at least. Would be pretty baller to meet more Ordo.

Chapter 2 of the amazing adventures of Jason Backer: And then he was a homo and joined back up with his fleetie friends. jk/jk Jason you're still cool.

Interesting stuff. Some of these tactics and parcels of information go directly against operational doctrine, though. Especially the bell tower and tank parts. Why leave a man in a bell tower to ring a bell when an artillery or mortar battery would likely have to be closer than visual range to hear it, thus exposing it to danger? Or a valuable tank crewman for that matter. Otherwise, awesome stuff.

Worlds greatest troll.

Soldiers have big hearts.

Protip: Me-lee weapons against zombies is a bad idea. We're talking traditional shambling zombies here, so attacking them from close range is a bad idea. Why? Them Ffffers bite. A good me-lee weapon in a man on zombie slugfest is a large stick with something sharp hooked onto the end. For example, tools for cutting branches on high trees are excellent weapon against the undead hordes. Snip snip, off comes the head as long as you apply enough force. Generally however, getting into a close range battle with an undead horde is the worst thing you want to do. You always want to avoid the masses, which is why you travel light. If forced into a confrontation with the undead, however, you should pack a firearm with a small magazine size, such as a revolver or a small hunting rifle. They'll be slow enough for you to walk away from them, but their masses will likely be far too great for you to defeat. Which is why you always want to fight a retreating battle. P.S, Condoms work great for waterproofing equipment. Also ITT: Overweight zombie survival. Discuss.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK? Assuming that the outbreak has already occurred and government forces have been over-run in less than twenty four hours. You need to get the Ffff out of the woods and quickly. What do you do? Let's talk about it here. Post your: 1. Preferred choices of gear, includes weapons. I.E What you have within 50 meters of you. 2. Survival plan. 3. Preferred choice of weapon. 4. Type of area of residence (city, suburban residence, countryside) RON BLEAC'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN AND KIT: 1. One small first aid kit including tourniquet, scalpel, clean needles, claspers, tampons. 1 and a half KG. One small flashlight and 6 breakglow sticks in colors of the rainbow. Less than one KG. Two twenty four hour meals ready to eat. 4 KG. Thick leather jacket and pants for clothing. Sturdy reinforced combat boots for footwear. Biker gloves. Red bandana for added effect. One portable, battery powered radio. Less than 2 KG. Condoms, Trojan XXL. A rucksack. One 16-inch multitool bayonet. Two belts. That's right. Two. Belts. 2x Plastic bag. Vaseline. 3 liters of water. Weight: A Ffffing lot. 2. Lubricate condoms with vaseline before slipping MREs, the radio and the first aid kit into a condom separately. Lubricate inside of plastic bag. Place condoms into plastic bag. Secure bag tightly. Take the other plastic bag, pour 1/3rds of the vaseline tube into the plastic bag. Lubricate thoroughly, take the other plastic bag and place it inside this one. Secure tightly. I mean airtight, motherFfffer. Go into kitchen and fetch Smith&Wesson Model 642 from breadbasket. Load 5 rounds. Take 20 more. Stash revolver inside jacket on the left internal pocket. Lock all doors except basement door. Leave electricity on. Post a message on Ordo forums: Zombie apocalypse occurring. See you later! Take a shit. Tie water containers to backpack. Secure with belt. Leave through the basement door. Go up to garage, get bicycle. Bike like Darth Vader himself wanted to anal rape you. All the way outside of town. Avoid all survivors at this point and most certainly avoid getting in contact with people of the I AM FfffING DEAD-persuasion. Proceed North. Avoid highways, use small roads and only pass through small towns. Get to Vantaa civilian airport. Small airstrip in the middle of nowhere with a large amount of aircraft owned by civil aviators. In rare use. No, I didn't come here for the aircraft you doodoo. I came here for gasoline and a sturdy vehicle! Go to the smart car park and find the ones designated for airport personnel use. Break into the locked control tower and fetch keys. Smash a window at chest height for good measure and leave a breaklight on it. Indicate safe passage. Go to the back of the carpark and find empty 6 liter jerrycans. Take these and walk 500 meters to the other side of the airstrip to fill up with gasoline. Get gasoline. Walk 500 meters back to the car park. Fill the choice of smartcar up with fuel. Enter one of the hangars on the airstrip and fetch black paint. Go back to the smart car. Paint a black skull on the hood. Use fingers. Go to the side of the smart car and finger paint the words "Cunt Destroyer" on the car door. Place supplies on the front seat of the car. Keep weapon on you. Drive 300 kilometers up north using small roads. Take boat to summerhouse. Live as king of the hill until zombie ghosts be gone. 3. Firearms. There are plenty of these at the summerhouse. Several rifles and plenty of ammunition to go with. +1 shotgun for good measure, but very little ammo. The summerhouse is in the middle of a lake on a secluded island so it should be relatively secure. On top of that, the building is actually on a hill with a full 360 view from the top across the entire lake and the surrounding town of Haukivuori (population 200.) Plenty of supplies as well. The facility has its own generator and a separate sauna that can be fortified in case a siege situation ever occurs. The sauna is accessible by a tunnel that is dug through the bedrock and emerges through a single door in the sauna facility. Tunnel is concrete with several rooms used for storage of building materials etc. 4. Countryside with the nearest major city being a mere 50 kilometers away, but the lack of roads provides relative safety as the zombie hordes will no doubt be separated by the fact that the area is nearly 90% woodland.

Bet Poland gets all the chicks. Ffff, Poland is an amazing country.

Did you know? Yelling makes bullets more effective. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGCsh_bnhuQ Our ship is built of shadows it defies the laws of nature with winches, ropes and tachilon sails it travels across empty waves on their decks a crew clad in red as if painted in blood and gore through capes, hoods and from within the clarette shine small silvery eyes And the most senior of all is Maltam Hiram the rouge commander, he knows the secret of the Schwartzild rings and the neutron stars and kefeidi we follow his secret trails as the ghouls of space we strike deep and disappear again Fear itself shakes at our appearance But when the others rest during the day sits the commander alone and silent he remembers all of his years and his sadness, his far away loved one with his lidless eyes stares at a small white stone caressing it with great care And the most senior of all is Maltam Hiram the rouge commander, he knows the secret of the Schwartzild rings and the neutron stars and kefeidi we follow his secret trails as the ghouls of space we strike deep and disappear again Fear itself shakes at our appearance

Excerpt from the final page of the entire book with a short description of events at the battle of Tali-Ihantala

Yes.

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You're going to die a horrible, horrible death. Welcome!

Notice how all of those movies are sequels and not original.