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2012/09/24 12:41] Tsume Xiao: My hands hurt. D:

[2012/09/24 12:42] Tsume Xiao: Tried to seat the AR-15 barrel and it is stupid amounts of tight in the upper.

[2012/09/24 12:42] Tsume Xiao: Now I have at least 1 blister. q-q

[2012/09/24 12:42] Huttser Ishelwood: Aww

[2012/09/24 12:43] Tsume Xiao: And the barrel is kinda stuck.

[2012/09/24 12:43] Tsume Xiao: >.>

[2012/09/24 12:43] Huttser Ishelwood: x3

[2012/09/24 12:44] Tsume Xiao: NO NOT SMILELY FACE D:

[2012/09/24 12:58] Tsume Xiao: I might have to heat the thing to get the barrel loose.

[2012/09/24 12:58] Tsume Xiao: Or to finish seating it.

[2012/09/24 12:58] Tsume Xiao: One of the two.

[2012/09/24 12:59] Tsume Xiao: Don't care at this point. If it seats fully and is that tight, all the better for accuracy.

[2012/09/24 13:00] Huttser Ishelwood: True enough

[2012/09/24 13:57] Second Life: Huttser Ishelwood is offline.

[2012/09/24 13:58] Second Life: Huttser Ishelwood is online.

[2012/09/24 14:12] Tsume Xiao: Just found a way to get it off. Whew.

[2012/09/24 14:12] Tsume Xiao: MAY HAVE DAMAGED MY CASUAL BELT IN THE PROCESS BUT A 15 DOLLAR BELT DOES NOT COMPARE TO A FANCY BARREL D:

[2012/09/24 14:12] Huttser Ishelwood: xD

[2012/09/24 14:14] Tsume Xiao: Just sat there and wiggled it a bit until I could slip it out.

[2012/09/24 14:14] Huttser Ishelwood: Oh bby

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[18:59] Riff Petrov: Remaining a pilot then?

[18:59] Azimuth Summerwind shrugs

[18:59] Azimuth Summerwind: I guess.

[18:59] Riff Petrov: :|

[18:59] Azimuth Summerwind: I want my plane to be a giant 1.

[18:59] Azimuth Summerwind: And the missiles have to be 0's.

[18:59] Riff Petrov: wow lol

[19:00] Azimuth Summerwind: ... I feel considerably childish, immature, and yet epic with my last two sentences (prior to this one)

[19:00] Riff Petrov: That was beautiful.

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SO I AM DRUNK AND JUST PRESIDED OVER TWO TRANNIES GETTING MARRIED IN SL. NOT KIDDING. AS PONY POPE.

[23:27] Aryte Vesperia: HERE FOR THE WEDDING, RYU?

[23:27] Ryu Peng: ... Oh fuck me.

[23:27] Ryu Peng: WELP

[23:27] Aryte Vesperia: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD.

[23:28] Ryu Peng: I'm so lost, and confused.... I don't want to be in a church, bad things happen.

[23:28] Ryu Peng: Also is that a clown?

[23:28] Maritanouuu Arna: Ssssh.

[23:29] Maritanouuu Arna: Ssssshhhhh.

[23:29] Sebastion Skizm is online.

[23:29] Maritanouuu Arna: That's what the penis is for.

[23:29] Syn Solo: They followed me =[

[23:29] Maritanouuu Arna: Just a reminder. As the Pope, Aryte gets the right of Prima Nocte.

[23:30] Ally Southpaw: Das lagens

[23:31] Foxers Fhang is offline.

[23:31] Ally Southpaw: Waiting for one more person

[23:33] Syn Solo: Who dat?

[23:33] Ally Southpaw: A long time friend of ours

[23:33] Ally Southpaw: there she is!

[23:34] Funkie Broono: am i too late to object??

[23:34] Ally Southpaw: haha

[23:34] Aki Soulstar: I require $50,000

[23:34] Aki Soulstar: then you may have her!

[23:34] Maritanouuu Arna: I'll give her to you for 2% of that.

[23:34] Aki Soulstar: 1.5%

[23:34] Funkie Broono: poop, nevermind. Aki wins

[23:35] Aryte Vesperia: Are we prepared?

[23:35] Ally Southpaw: We are ready

[23:36] Aki Soulstar: yes I suppose so.

[23:36] Enkai Mukerji is online.

[23:37] Aryte Vesperia: Achehm hem! Okay!

[23:38] Aryte Vesperia: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of Celestia, and in the presence of these witnesses, to join together this woman and this woman in holy matrimony; which is an honorable estate, instituted of Celestia. It is therefore, not to be entered into unadvisedly, but reverently, discreetly, and in the fear of Celestia. Into this holy estate these two persons come now to be joined.

[23:39] Kitsy Bunnyhug is online.

[23:39] DougWilson is online.

[23:41] Aryte Vesperia: Celestia, for the joy of this occasion we thank you. For the significance of this wedding day we thank you. For this important moment in an ever growing relationship we thank you. For your presence here and now and for your presence at all times, we thank you. Amen.

[23:43] Nanaki Lordhunter is online.

[23:43] sesshomarue Karu is offline.

[23:43] Maritanouuu Arna: For the sake of the ceremony, who's the bitch and who's the butch?

[23:43] Lyle Watanabe is offline.

[23:43] Aki Soulstar: I'm the top ._.

[23:44] Aryte Vesperia: Ally, will you have Aki to be your wife, to live together as friend and mate? Will you love her as a person, respect her as an equal, sharing joy as well as sorrow, triumph as well as defeat. And keep her beside you as long as you both shall live?

[23:44] Ally Southpaw: I do

[23:44] Ally Southpaw: Aki, we have been together for a while now. We have been through it all. Combat, Crying, Cuddling, Complaining and Cocksucking! You the better half of me, the part that keeps me sane and happy. I vow to always stay true to you, through sickness, health and zombies! From now until the end of forever, I love you!

[23:44] Aryte Vesperia: And Aki, will you have Ally to be your wife, to live together as friend and mate? Will you love her as a person, respect her as an equal, sharing joy as well as sorrow, triumph as well as defeat. And keep her beside you as long as you both shall live?

[23:45] Aki Soulstar: I do

[23:45] Aki Soulstar: I, Aki, take you, Ally, to be my wedded husband. With deepest joy I come into my new life with you. As you have pledged to me your life and love, so I too happily give you my life.

[23:45] Nanaki Lordhunter is offline.

[23:45] Dylan Mathys is offline.

[23:46] Leonkun Edenflower is online.

[23:46] Nanaki Lordhunter is online.

[23:46] Aryte Vesperia: Now that Aki and Ally have given themselves to each other by the promises they have exchanged, I pronounce them to be .. wife and wife, in the name of Celestia, and of Luna, and of the often forgotten Cadence. Amen

[23:47] Ally Southpaw: <3

[23:47] Relix Kondor: Pony weddings at the Abbey. I suddenly love this place a lot more.

[23:47] Aryte Vesperia: Aw yes.

[23:47] Aki Soulstar: ♥

[23:47] Aki Soulstar: Brony* weddings.

[23:47] Aryte Vesperia: That's how I roll. Congratulations.

[23:47] Relix Kondor: and congrats! I guess.

[23:47] Aki Soulstar: There's a difference!

[23:47] Ally Southpaw: Haha

[23:48] Syn Solo: Congrats :3

[23:48] Ally Southpaw: THank you everyone!

[23:48] Funkie Broono: Yaaay <3 Grats you two :D

[23:48] Syn Elan: Congrats! :3

[23:48] Ally Southpaw: ^.^

[23:48] Vladimus Nikolaidis is offline.

[23:48] Aryte Vesperia: Here. Have random wedding gifts.

[23:49] Ally Southpaw: o.o

[23:49] Aki Soulstar: yay

[23:49] Aki Soulstar: A toaster

[23:49] Ally Southpaw: Haha

[23:49] Ally Southpaw: THank you!!!

[23:49] Ally Southpaw: :D

[23:49] Funkie Broono: did you two register at Target?

[23:49] Aki Soulstar: I've never seen anything like this! It's like Christmas

[23:49] Ally Southpaw: XD

[23:50] Maritanouuu Arna: ... The Nixons hunger.

[23:50] Maritanouuu Arna: For flesh.

[23:50] Aryte Vesperia: This is what happens when I drink.

[23:50] Ally Southpaw: :D

[23:50] Ally Southpaw: We fuckin love guns!

[23:50] Relix Kondor: To be honest, I thought this place would be a house to Discord.

[23:50] Williamca Zenovka is online.

[23:50] Ally Southpaw: Almost as much as eachother

[23:50] Relix Kondor: Considering there's a huge clown... erm..

[23:50] Aki Soulstar: ._.

[23:50] Katsuhito Tal is offline.

[23:50] Syn Solo high fives!

[23:50] Tomo Thespian is online.

[23:50] Aryte Vesperia: Fireworks yay.

[23:50] Liz Yifu is online.

[23:51] Ally Southpaw: Most epic wedding ever

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