Yoko Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 saw this on failblog and had to find out if it was real and well look and read you will laught so much http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qi...26174833AA5LmiA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 People and thier God. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnie Lei Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 I'm glad mine never really went through my room, looking for things that clearly only concerns myself. As for the kid, I hope he won't have much problems with his mom when this... escalates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krow Ames Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 (edited) Shit happens, families disagree, the world turns.Being a religious man, I'm going to offer up an opinion: God's plan, as she put it, is to teach this family a lesson about unconditional love. Though I am religious, I'll never let a church or a religious figurehead dictate how I treat my family. That's absurd.BUT HEY. That's just me. Edited March 3, 2009 by Krow Ames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 http://babbys.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 All depends on the church she ascribes to! Different cultures with relatively similar religious beliefs aside, there can be a staunch difference between one of those orthodox catholic types, and your standard Protestant who's only purpose is to teach more about community and unconditional love and forgiveness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 All depends on the church she ascribes to! Different cultures with relatively similar religious beliefs aside, there can be a staunch difference between one of those orthodox catholic types, and your standard Protestant who's only purpose is to teach more about community and unconditional love and forgiveness.She could also be one of those Evangelicals. :thumbdown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kytec Switchblade Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Faith comes in two packages, ignorant retarded mothafuckers like this woman and intelligent people who use it as a way to do what they want without needing to explain their purpose to ignorant people.Luckily we don't have any of the first in Ordo :DBut we could use some. Blind faith to the Imperator. Have people closed mindedly talk down about anyone who doesn't support Ordo even if they have no affiliation with sl military because they believe that Ordo is god's plan for mankind and Aryte is the new Jesus. Just need someone to write a bible so its irrefutable fact. Drones of sl hooker ladies and noobie men who attend Agares's sermons every sunday. They'd be non combatants, but we'd all be holy men/women to them. Plus we'dget tax exempt status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Religion, in my Ordo?Apparently it's more likely than I thought.Let's discuss something a bit more inane.Jack Bauer versus Cleric First Class John Preston of the TetragrammatonWho would win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 That depends, does Jack Bauer get something more than one pistol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Yes. If John Preston gets two pistols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoko Posted March 4, 2009 Author Share Posted March 4, 2009 Religion, in my Ordo?it is to worship aryte and warhammer gods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 That's a state religion. State religions are hardly serious. Check out the Romans pre-christianity.And stay more focused on the topic at hand. John Preston or Jack Bauer? Who would win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester Spearmann Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 John preston of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 See, that's what I'm thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Yeah, but Jack Bauer with an M4? Hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 John Preston still wins. he can avoid the statistically predictable angles of fire in a standard firefight, then give return fire along those trajectories, and Jack Bauer is an very skilled marksman, he uses the exact techniques that the gun-kata was developed to overcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Yes, but then you'd have to account for the event of effective range. There isn't much of a way to protect against against attacks from ranges out of a typical pistol cartridge effectiveness, versus the typical effective range of the standard M855 Ball round in an M4/M16 which is 800 yards (meters? effective only relating to being able to strike a target with lethal force, not accounting for accuracy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 True, but the implication is that a Cleric First Class is a skilled marksman not only with pistols, but with rifles as well, and capable of utilizing one in close and long range combat from a variety of positions and stances, still using the gun-kata. And it's demonstrated in the movie, too. I'd say that Jack Bauer may have a slightly better chance at winning, at range, but still, given the extremely high level of skill that John Preston has, and the fact that with each yard he's closer to his target, his skills become more lethal, the chances of Jack Bauer winning the conflict are slim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venes Dagger Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Agares you overlooked a very important fact.....He's Jack Bauer. /debate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 It's John Preston. He kills more people in a 2 hour movie, than Jack Bauer does. In fact, I think Equilibrium had one of the highest kill ratios in movie history... I'll need to check that.Click this. He kills 118 people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scientific Waffle Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 Yeah, John Preston wins in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venes Dagger Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 And Jack Bauer would do some kung fu move and snap his neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'd say more importantly, Jack Bauer would have a plan. One of those guys who thinks ahead and like, sets up a trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agares Tretiak Posted March 6, 2009 Share Posted March 6, 2009 John Preston is a super cop killing machine. Furthermore... he's not stupid. Maybe a tad gullible, but not stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
