Kraa String Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 ~ORDO IMPERIALIS~UNOFFICIAL DOCUMENT<=====================Extend to this length=========================><===========================================================>**********Combat Action Report**********OFFENSIVE OR DEFENSIVE? (Delete the one that doesn't apply)Name/Rank/Division: Kraa String----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DATE/TIME/DURATION: 4th April 2009 - 12pm BST to 6pm BST----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------LOCATION(S): Bangor Train Station, KFC, Cineworld, Conwy Castle, Spar----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------OIC:----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------HOSTILES ENCOUNTERED: Seagulls, Crows, Welsh People, Crazy people in Volkswagen Golfs===========================================================FRIENDLIES PRESENT: Sera Otoro, Blaze Willes, Kraa String===========================================================SUMMARY:At 1200 sharp we rendevouzed at the pre-designated secret location... Bangor Train station. The only way we could tell who eachother was through the codeword: FEET!. Our mission had begun but already problems began to show, the built in Navigation system tried to foil Sera into going the wrong way in a one way road (Reccomendation: Execute the Nav system for attempting to murder ordo personnel). Once on the right track we followed this untrustworthy technology to our first port of call in the Ordo Battle Pugeot: Cineworld in Llandudno Junction and KFC. We arrived with stomachs growling and decided to eat something before raiding the Cinema. After consuming an entire flock of chickens courtesy of the Colonel Sanders.... mmm chicken.... and no meal is incomplete without hearing Ethans manic laughter. The raid on the cinema began by watching Knowing. This film seemed to have the idea that aliens based upon Nanao are coming to save the Children and that Kenaki and Kitsy are the ones to rekindle the bunny species... but lets not go there I can already hear the flamethrower being fuelled up... *Starts to run away from Kitsy*Our next port of call was unknown and we set off and ended up getting lost around a roundabout, Sera trying to attach the sat nav but was hindered by the evil RL asshat server on many occasions. Fortunatly the fates smiled upon us and we didnt crash and it ended up guiding us (Though it did get us lost) to Conwy Castle. Unfortunatly it was closed (BAH to weekend closure times). However we could get to the walls but found that numerous Seagulls and crows had amassed to greet us. Having nothing to defend ourselves from the horde of CATI Seagulls we decided to explore the other side of the wall, avoiding the vairious sentry gulls that littered the place. Eventually fatigue started to settle in so we headed back to the Ordo battle wagon but not before we raided the local Spar for their Muller Delight and various other assorted goodies. (One of the locals decided to call us Outsiders XD)On the way back to Bangor we played spot the Frumentarii which ended up in the conclusion that they were everywhere and possibly made ourselves more paranoid of their existance D:. We were nearly at our destination and what we thought to be Vanguard assasins attacked and almost ran us off the road at a roundabout.I will add more soon but I am really tired and my cohesion is getting worse.===========================================================OUTCOME: We had much fun and was almost killed on numerous occasions but as Ordo we prevailed.NOTES FOR FOLLOW-UP:Bring stuff for throwing at Seagulls, and signs for showing Heretic drivers we are pissed at them.Pics pre Conwy Castle raid:- Greenpeace attaked us and we got this leaflet to show for it *There is a picture of people dressed in chicken suits in McDonalds*After Training:All must get fit for assault on Snowdon >:O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dascede Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Who's who in the pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraa String Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 Blaze is the dude guarding his pringles with his life.Sera is the guy leaning on the bonet of the car and looking mean Kraa is the one who is waving a greenpeace leaflet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 THE STEERING WHEEL IS ON THE WRONG SIDE. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilium Supermarine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 dear lord wacky cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphre Iredell Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 OR the image is flipped to confuse you!! :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sekonda Huet Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 The steering wheel is on the RIGHT side. 83 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilium Supermarine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 The title of this thread and the pictures representing it does not make for a amusing image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Much better.Also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anlysia Gregoire Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 That makes it look like two Blazes are about to climb into a Nemesis or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygna Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Lol, steering wheel on wrong side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dascede Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 We Americanz have problemz with your alien steering wheels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirNick Alonzo Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 We Americanz have problemz with your alien steering wheels...Our alien steering? Gee learn to drive on the RIGHT side of the road :Pbut yeah yeah...operation feet? Sounds like a sucess well done :3 Did you encounter any sheep on your travel's? :O :shades: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sera Otoro Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 stupid amounts... yes it was fun... but now we are planning the next operation... which would be the raid on the city of birmingham...also... the reason it was called operation FEET, was because that was the only way me and blaze could tell if that was actually kraa... because he just shouted it at us... :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokusai Otsuka Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 I look at this, and look at the argument over the car, and yeah. . My hachiroku is right side drive. :3 And it's actually more common for other countries to drive on the left side of the road rather the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFox Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Our alien steering? Gee learn to drive on the RIGHT side of the road :PWe do drive on the RIGHT side of the road. You guys drive on the LEFT side of the road. :PAnd it's actually more common for other countries to drive on the left side of the road rather the right.Actually, the Wikipedia article on Right- and left-hand traffic shows that a vast majority of countries drive on the right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
