Anybody remember...

[Legna Beorn]

Old(ish) songs and such? for example. I was running today and listening to my iPod. when suddenly a song started to play. It went a little like this.

ORIGINAL:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like

It's better than yours,

Damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

Now I bet your wondering. why the hell would I listen to that? well, for one thing i missed it when I was deleting songs. as I let my sister use it while I'm at school.

secondly. I decided to investigate how it would sound in other ways =D lookie what I found.

OLD ENGLISH:

My milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard.

And they're like.

Tis better than thine.

Verily, tis better than thine.

I would teach thee.

But i must levy a fee.

LITERAL:

My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,

and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.

Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.

I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

LIMERICK:

Through stereophonic tubes

Comes a girl rapping mixes and grooves

and though you would think

Her topic was iced drink

It’s really all about her boobs

HAIKU:

Boys, drawn to my yard

Their words in chorus singing

Your milkshake loses.

I laughed.

[ribena Homewood]

I spat out my tea when I read the Literal part.

[Arc Vyper]

LITERAL:

My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence and/or employment,

and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours.

Absolutely, it far surpasses yours.

I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

Best thing I've read all day.