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Upon hearing of Barney, the Purple Dinosaur, Karlhockey picked up the entire series on DVD, in hopes it would explain his evolutionary history. Greatly dissastified with his purchase, Karlhockey purchased a car battery, a set of high grade jumper cables, and a plane ticket to the headquarters of PBS. The phrase "Purple Nurple" was later coined by witnesses to describe a gentle, non-electrified version of what happened next.

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During his quest to master LSL, Ethan discovered the secret to cold fusion, but decided to give the rest of the world a head start. 3 years later he's still waiting.

On the fateful night of April 14th, 1912, Keller Teichmann was rudely awakened from his slumber by the noise of the RMS Titanic passing overhead. The rest is history.

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