THE SOLUTION: BRUTAL MASSACRE OF ALL NON-CONFORMING, LAW BREAKING CIVILIANS. THE PURGE SHALL BE GREAT! THE FIRES SHALL BLOT OUT THE SUN, THE STARS, AND EVEN LIKE, EVERY FUCKING THING ELSE! BLOOOOD FOR THE BLOOOOOOOOD GOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!
THE NAPALM STRIKE IT FIRES THROUGH FUCKING PEOPLE AND SHIT IT S FUCKING FIRE GODDAMN ARE YOU FUCKING MADE OF FIRE PROOF METALS. FUCKING FIRE BURNS FURRY JUST AS WELL AS SHIT FUCKING BALLS JUICE COMMERCIAL WRITING STAFF.
Gunnie was like, "Hey Cheeso, submit this application thingy to Aryte Vesperia. The Ordo is like, this group that shoots people and stuff." I was all like, "Sounds gay. Do I get free guns?". He said yes. I sent the form in like, 10 minutes later.
I laughed so hard that I fell off my chair, almost knocked a filing cabinet over, and nearly smashed an entire squad of Cadian shock troops I was painting. Posted: Once :D Deleted: Not yet :D :D
Does this mean no moar "HAAIL SPAARTA"? Not that I've ever actually DONE this, just, you know, a... FRIEND of mine does that on Titan sometimes, and uhm... yeah.