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To be honest, this sounds less like an investigation, and more like a compilation of unfounded rumors and mystical SL technologies. I remember a complaint about the Punisher mech the Ordo used having, what was it, "reverse passive push defence shielding?" Let's string fancy words together and make awesome imaginary features now, shall we? I'm glad I haven't been "investigated" like this, I'd suddenly be selling fully automatic nuke launchers. (For the record, just because -I- have then doesn't mean I sell them. >_>) Hopefully for part 2, you'll at least get some interviews with people who know what's up, not the random "Oh ya they lag and are tracking. Also they have shields and auto-dodgers."

As I attempt to get my dog to sit still for a picture, I managed to get a pic of this thing trying to stab me. Pictures of dog to come eventually.

Fire

One time I was attacking this SL military with a HUD based weapon, for great lulz. Also, I vote we simply kill everyone who enters the sim, no exceptions. Except maybe for Ordo personnel, a few of those guys should get a break.

Through strenuous investigation, I have discovered that Aryte Vesperia is indeed a furry, and that Christaupfhsfashgd dickbags or whatever is a moron. I never knew he pretended to have a PHD though. Usually one has to be marginally competent to even know what a PHD is. In short, lololool+misspell.

I don't know what you guys are talking about that took some SERIOUS skill. Play for like, 1 second, fumble with guitar, make it look intentional, repeat until you can sing the last line of the song and pretend it was all a part of the plan.

You're all missing the point. "25" Zenith color television set with basic cable service - INCLUDED IN RENT!" CABLE! INCLUDED IN RENT! YES!

I r cans maybe scripts by accident. I thinks.

For the Emperor and all that! Let's go bag us some green skins!

One of my friends got a cease and desist letter from Bethesda for selling his PipBoy-3000 on SLX. It was rather entertaining, because they didn't tell him to stop selling any of his other Fallout stuff.

HOW DARE YOU MAKE NOISE WHEN YOU ORGASM

FIND WAY FIX GRAPHICS PROBLEM

Edit >_>

I have to say, mountain dew and nuka cola quantum. By the gallon.

So, the jetpacks/crappy things I scripted for the ordo have a slight problem. Apparently they have this super awesome glitch, where if you look up in mouselook, then hold E, you can somehow go up to 350 meters. So do the world a favor and type /1joff and use the boost commands, k? (/1boost, /1forwardboost, etc) The holding E thing has the fantastic bug that apparently can get you banned for exceeding a 300 meter jump. Edit: Also, pending a stalled complete rewrite, there's no Linden fix in the making that I'm aware of. Someone said it was a H4 glitch, I dunno. But yeah, until I figure out some sort of glider functionality, as well as a rewritten boost system, just yeah, don't, and stuff. It's 3 AM and I was going to say something else, but forgot. Oh yeah, uh, I may release a temp fix where the E controlly thingy is just removed, to eliminate "accidental" 300+ meter jumps. Edit Edit: Wait what?

GUNAU! IS NOW THE CORRECT TIME TO BEGIN DISTRIBUTING THE ORDO SECRETS?

Striker, don't make me devise some form of makeshift rocket launcher just so I can find you and destroy you in real life.

Release both! MWAHAHAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I was walking down the hall of my junior high, and overheard a few people talking about bombings and planes hitting things, didn't pay it much mind. I walked into my first class of the day, history I think, and the teacher was sitting in his desk, not saying anything. The bell rang, and class started, nothing seemed out of place. Then the teacher got up, turned on the TV in the front of the room, then slowly walked back to his desk. We sat there in silence for about an hour, then got dismissed and sent home, to watch the same 4 clips of the planes hitting for about 4 hours until the first tower fell. Then the second, I kind of mind blanked, having no idea what was really going on. I barely remember the rest of that day, except for the almost 'convoy' that drove past my house. A bunch of rednecks and locals chanting "nuke 'em! nuke 'em!".

IT HAS BECOME FAIL! Omnis and clanner mechs were the shit. Also power armor was amazing.

YEssssss. Also I made a missile strike satellite forevar ago. Call it in with a grenade or a laser designator thingie. (Something I was going to make, but am currently in the midst of procrasctinating.) Also there was somthing else but I forgot.

Damn. Here I thought this was the official ruling on how long food is good for after it hits the floor. Fuck.

Alpha Squads: More specialized gear beyond "first strike rights". Unlocks: Moooooar. Preferabbly some futuristic space roman guns. Joseph: Hair

I have Company of Lulz and Opposing Nigras, and I am amazing.

I JUST FINISHED THE LARGEST BOWL OF CRACK COCAINE EVER. YOU EVER MIX UP THE CRACK BOWL AND THE SUGAR BOWL WHEN EATING RICE KRISPIES?! IT'S FUCKING WONDERFUL.