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Agares Tretiak

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  1. I wonder if you can become a Custodes...? Probably not. Grey Knight, maybe? Space Marines, Inquisition, or something like a Rogue Trader would be nice.
  2. And also cover the 10L upload cost.
  3. I may as well, eh? ...My desktop moves. :D
  4. xxxxxxxxxxx, Kansas Maybe one of the few places in the world where, if some terrible calamity (Tornado, earthquake, exterminatus, burning down in a fire, getting hit by a nuclear weapon, inhabitants turned into slaves, etc.) occurred, I'd say "Oh. Good. Any survivors?" And have a -wonderful- month. It's main attractions: Xenophobia, bigotry, misogynistic culture, "You ain't from around here, are ye, boy?" syndrome, "You got purdy lips..." syndrome, and the largest collection of assholes and internecine politics ever to grace the earth. Also, Tiri and I theorize that at some point in the past, the town had some sort of dark cult/miniature civil-war/killing of large numbers of people/publicly hung/executed a government officer and then covered it up in a town wide conspiracy. We believe it may have occurred outside of the now abandoned, and incredibly creepy "Old Hospital". Also a minor geological anomaly. More than half the guys at the high school partake in a ritualistic form of homosexuality, though they pass it off as "male bonding". The girls at the school know this, and imbibe large quantities of drugs and/or alcohol. The guys most get drunk, after their "male bonding" sessions and try not to look awkwardly at one another, like some of the scenes from Brokeback Mountain, but even lamer dialog. Outsiders are regularly crucified in the town square.
  5. Agares Tretiak

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    Draw me the Praetorians? :D?
  6. [10:31] Ron Bleac: Just so you know, I had to kill a guy in the hub earlier. Had prim genitalia, and urinated on our rule book in the hub [10:31] Agares Tretiak: Jesus. [10:32] Agares Tretiak: Who? [10:32] Ron Bleac: [9:50] Ron Bleac: Mr Upchuck. Detach your genitalia or die where you stand. [9:50] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: (Ron Bleac) Mr Upchuck. Detach your genitalia or die where you stand. [9:50] (COM): Bargo Tomsen: HAHAHAHAHA [9:50] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: (Ron Bleac)(1) draw [9:50] Ron Bleac (Channel 1): draw [9:50] Mercury: New contact: WolfShaman Warrior [9:50] Upchuck Waco: detach? how I do that? its stuck to me [9:51] Ron Bleac: I don't care, with a knife if you have to. [9:51] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: (Ron Bleac) I don't care, with a knife if you have to. [9:51] Ron Bleac: But it has to come off, I'm afraid. [9:51] Ordo HUD 0.3.11: (Ron Bleac) But it has to come off, I'm afraid. [9:51] Upchuck Waco: Dont be afraid sweety [10:32] Ron Bleac: He did so immediately after appearing there. [10:32] Ron Bleac: Upchuck Waco [10:32] Ron Bleac: I me-lee'd him right then and there. [10:33] Agares Tretiak: Have I ever expressed the deep seated, platonic love I feel for you? [10:33] Agares Tretiak: I could almost see myself considering the shadow of the merest inkling of an idea that may lead me to hug you.
  7. I score down the center for INTJ, INTP, ENTJ, and ENTP. I.E. I split about dead even for those four aspects, and higher scoring in one area tends to be the result of a particular mood. This is actually, entertainingly enough, what I scored on an actual Myers Briggs.
  8. *shakes his fist at Vegna*
  9. Cheeso, your potatoes should do something. They should be delicious.

  10. I say, we should! Let's invade them at Shanghai, and march a couple regiments of Royal Marines over to the Emperor's palace and show them what ho! Also, let's invade Afghanistan!

  11. WHAT? BUT I HAD THE GUARD IN POSITION, POISED TO...give coffee to our glorious and immortal leader.
  12. I had a cuppa and then watched the tele. Apparently, we've got quite the upstanding fellow in 10 Downing, hm? Pity what they did with the House of Lords, eh? The Peerage was the flower of English might! Now, we rely on such uncouth methods as the common man. Don't you know, old chap? We know what's best!

    Support Rhodesia, Pounds Stirling is good enough for me, Inv...

  13. By Jove, I doubt you did! come, let us discuss this over a light supper, old bean!

  14. I say, old bean, what happened on the sub-con tinent? I heard we nearly loss Ceylon! If that were to occur, where would I get my tea?

  15. How now brown cow? Wot wot?

  16. I say, what's going on here, old chap?

  17. I think you must have hit your head. Dagger Exonar wouldn't know what makes a good Praetorian, if it executed him for his various heresies. Obviously, he also can't tell if he thinks you, the self-styled leader of Chaos, is a Praetorian. I mean. Really. Kinda opposite ends of the spectrum.
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