Agares Tretiak

I can draw silly faces, as well. :D

Frumentarii is a lie made up by our opponents to try to scare others away from the Ordo.

Sure, I can do so.

I can write about anything.

If you're interested, join Nation States 2, World 98 with war enabled. Just drop me a telegram stating who you are in SL and I'll invite you to the alliance I'm starting, and we can open up a hegemony of trade and awesome.

I think the format of the "paper" should follow a sort of semi-tabloid. Make it entertaining. HAve a few editorials and the like. Make jokes about how the Frumentarii are breathing down th eneck of reporters for security purposes, etc. As long as it's mostly not serious stuff and sort of a entertainment based idea, we have little to worry about in terms of security leaks.

Also, ask if they have any way to help you with the process. If anything on the requirements list leaves you scratching your head, it's best to ask them what they mean or what they're looking for.

Vegna left Chaos Imperialis. He sent me a snapshot of his groups earlier.

IT can be like "Aelus and Intus: The Rivalry of Brothers" Today, we are brought more news on the rivalry of Intus and Aelus, who's continuing feud was brought to he forefront today, when they switched posts in the Ordo due to ability to fight and the like. The editors of this esteemed paper must note something of this magnitude has not occurred since Aelus beat Intus in an arm wrestling match for the position of Praetorian. No, not since the shock celebrity case involving Fen and the missing drink...etcetcetc. Or. "In an unfortunate incident today, Agares TRetiak was destroyed in a weapons test. While working on the testing phases of a new, and horrifying weapon of unparralled power, Agares Tretiak accidentally removed himself and the weapon from existance. Luckily, a new clone was reconstituted within minutes of the accident and..."

>_> May I recommend rather, The Imperial Courier as the name? And I'd love to help gather news and help write.

Slightly disturbing.

HAI!

This is the opposite of Aryte, who is Jesus in a Wolf Skin.

*shoots Anlysia* Sorry about that, folks. -_- We <3 you, Krow. Wish I had money to contribute!

Seconded.

>>> The Holy Empire of Terra Majoris <<< BUILD THE EMPIRE! JOIN THE SEGMENTUM TERRA.

I lol'd

They reproduce asexually. Not hermaphrodites. No fun in asexual reproduction.

Ahahaha! I remember seeing this, and laughing. NOT FOR VIEWING OUTSIDE OF THE ORDO IMPERIALIS SPECIAL BRANCHES UNLESS DESIGNATED OTHERWISE BY THE PRIMUS OR THE IMPERATOR. ANY DISIMILATION OF THIS INTELLIGENCE OUTSIDE OF AUTHORIZED PERSONEL WITHIN THE SPECIAL BRANCHES OR THE COUNCIL IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. PSYINT/HUMINT Highly Classified. Unauthorized disclosure of this notecard's exsistence or contents constitutes High Treason. <<<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>> Expand to this Width <<<+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>> |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| BASIC PROFILE |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| SUBJECT'S NAME: Agares Tretiak SUBJECT'S AGE: Over 9000 CLASSIFICATION: Super Soldier PRaetorian Psycopathic murderer. And super hero. ACTIVE: YES IMAGE: Too awesome for pictures to describe. *insert notecard with Subject's most common appearance here* KNOWN ALTS: Holy Aquila SUSPECTED ALTS: Aryte Vesperia PARTNER: ??? GROUPS: Ordo. Militaries: Ordo Companies: BAD COMPANY LOLOLOLOL STATED POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS/PHILOSOPHICAL BELIEFS: I AM A DEMOCRATIC COMMUNIST FASICT ANARCHIST REPUBLICAN CENTRIST LEFTIST CONSERVATIVE LIBRETARIAN. Bleieves God is a fat man who died after three days, wandered the desert before going to Mecca, parted the sea, doesn't exist, and is actually dispersed in and throughout all creation. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ FRIENDS: HAS NONE. :( KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Ordo KNOWN ENEMIES: Not Ordo +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ KNOWN SEXUAL PARTNERS: Is unattractive and not charming by any stretch of the imagination. SEXUAL PREFRERANCES: Yes, freaquently plz. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ HOMEPOINT: Titan FREQUENT LOCALES: Titan MONETARY STANDING: RICH SKILLS:Everything. Stated: Everything. Observed: Everything. Known: Everything. Possible: Everything. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Archetype: Psychotic dictator. Ego Condition: Very inflated. Flaws: None, naturally. Foils: alchohol Fears: Fear. Stresses: IS always relaxed. History: Over 9000 pages long. Personal Imago: ? Compulsions: Washing hands, killing people. Obsessions: Being in a drunk stupor, hugging inanimate objects while in stupor. Interests: Killing things. Analysis: Nut case. Counter Arguement: Not nut case. Notes: A possible nutcase. |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| HISTORICAL PROFILE |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Pertinent Files or Conversations with Subject: *insert notecards here* Other Reports Regarding Subject: *insert notecards here* Past affiliations and Contacts: *insert notecards here* Analysis: Notes: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| CONCLUSIONS |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| Basic Summary: Crazy. Threat Status: ZOMG OVER 9000 Possible Actions: Run (?) Psychological Summary: Looney. Historical Summary: Dangerous and charismatic, he could walk on water. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ MISC Inital Inquery began: Ordered By: Contributing Agents: Contributing Analysts: Last Updated: File Status:

I would make use of it, for the Imperiosus Cult. SO count me in.

Officer work = 70% Administration, 20% handling drama and/or other problems, 10% doing cool things. That said. Officers are awesome. They are vital, vital gears in our machine.

*slaps Krow* Logical fallacy, never discard information merely because of the source.

I'd recommend explaining there exists an Academy for Schola graduates, that can help them learn how to further develop their skills. I think that'd encourage them to look at Schola as the first step in a larger education that forms the core of the Ordo's training protocols, starting with schola, then branch specific training, then the Academies.

Wait. No. That'd BE AWESOME, DUDE.

Bellicose.