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Gulliver Carpool

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  1. I would rather this thread be about ice cream.
  2. Some mexican chicks came into my store wearing surgical masks yesterday. Swine Flu=Crap
  3. In general descending order: Apology, Plato, found in Four Texts on Socrates, trans and ed by West and West, Cornell Press. Republic, Plato, trans. Allan Bloom, Basic Books. (Especially Book 1 and 2). Symposium, Plato, trans. by Seth Benardete, Univ. of Chicago Press. The Clouds, Aristophanes, found in Four Texts, see above. (Pretty much anything from Aristophanes, especially if you cotton to fart jokes.) (grudgingly) The Prince, Niccolo Machiavelli, trans. Harvey C. Mansfield, Univ of Chicago Press, 2ed. (The de Alvarez translation is more literal and perhaps yields more, but it can be stilted to some.) The Education of Cyrus, Xenophon, trans. Wayne Ambler, Cornell Hamlet, Shakespeare The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald The Moviegoer, Walker Percy Elementary Particles, Michel Houellebecq (this will turn your stomach) Bill James' Historical Baseball Abstract, Bill James James and Neyer's Pitching Handbook, James and Neyer
  4. Can they copybot shit you're wearing?
  5. For those of us who aren't hip to what to look for as to what are copybotters and how we might be exposed, please explain, in detail if necessary, what "be mindful" entails. I'm dead serious. I have no clue.
  6. Golly, is it already released? I'm gonna miss my non-space trooper human look.
  7. Nice. Isn't there some system that attaches to our collar to organize these things about to come out?
  8. What is early day combat? That usually happens on my days off and it might be my best opportunity for trigger time these days. Jesus, I really need to e-kill someone.
  9. LOL. I'll still be around-ish. Just majorly distracted and tired. Some of you may know, my other dog, Lily, has cancer, and isn't supposed to be with me much longer. (Though science still can't make cough medicine that doesn't taste like shit.) So, I'm trying to spend time making this transition a decent one. When I'm back, I'll be ready to dremel you guys' nails and teach the the more stubborn of you how to sit and roll over upon command.
  10. So, I've been less active recently. You want to make something of it? I gotta puppy. She's cute and has learned everything I've taught her. Except how to hold her water. Basically, I'm going to be less active for a while here. Nothing personal. I'm a single dad. Just with cute, retarded, four-legged children. I'll still make every effort to check in at night before bed, even if for only a few minutes. If any of you need anything from me, then IM me, and I'll get on it. Somehow, I think Ordo'll function just fine while I cut my SL some slack.
  11. You mean when you get your German Shepherd av? You can pretty much sit anywhere. For shaking hands, I believe the Mercz sell an animation for that.
  12. My puppy and my gayass puppy training voice.
  13. I refresh the forums probably every 15-30 mins when I'm at my computer.
  14. This problem would be solved if you were Swedish meatball or maybe an enchilada.
  15. I am old enough to have seen Goonies in the theater when it opened.
  16. When I was a kid I thought that everything was black and white until the mid-60s when they invented color; that Darth Vader, Princess Leia, et al were all behind the screen at the movie theater acting the whole story out each time I went to see Star Wars and ESB; and that girls peed from their butts.
  17. Kicking and Screaming, the non-Will Farrell one. The Graduate. Dog Day Afternoon
  18. He couldn't scrape together $5 to get out from under that? We couldn't? Shit. Welcome back, Eazy. I refuse to call you Devastator.
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