Gulliver Carpool

His dismantling of that still birth of a film makes you almost feel kinda embarassed for those involved in its conception. Especially people like Liam Neeson, Ewan MacGregor, and Natalie Portman, people who are actually talented actors. I laughed so hard at some of the parts I had tears in my eyes though.

Get comfortable. This is 70 minutes worth your time. You will never see these movies the same way. And you won't be able to refute this guy: />http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/17/watch-this-70-minute-video-review-of-star-wars-the-phantom-menace/

13:50] Pyros Blackburn: wb [13:51] Gulliver Carpool is straight outta Lagton. [13:51] Pyros Blackburn: Lulz. [13:52] Gulliver Carpool: Straight outta Lagton, a crazy muthafucka named Carpool, from a gang called Niggaz with Ordo... [13:56] Pyros Blackburn: OH yes he is... Oh yes he is.. We bringin' it right, we droppin dem flo's, we bustin into CS and cappin' some ho's.. We got da walters and the five's, The Scars and Censuras, We'll bust em out and bust a cap if you dare try to censor us. My bros in my Cohors, be callin my name, to put lead on target, and put bitches to shame. We light this field a-flame, when we roll up its end game, we leave you battered and mamed, so best remember the name.. Ordo.. What.

Jason is win.

What is that a .50 cal SMG?

Fuckin' furries.

[11:27] Pyros Blackburn: I woke up with a cat standing between my shoulder blades on my bed, kneading my spine and just barely digging her claws in. [11:27] Pyros Blackburn: I was like "Meh.. Ordo kitty says duty time." [11:27] Gulliver Carpool: Quoted.

The bickering and talking past one another on this is getting to be too much. I'll happily step to the plate for Antesignani. Saying Antesignani needs to decide what they are reveals a gross misunderstanding of what they are. It implies that the squad is dithering and indecisive. It is not their fault they got tasked with THREE SPECIALTIES. Armor, artillery, mechs. But since those are effectively never used, they're infantry primarily. By limiting the gear as is proposed, there'd be no small arms left for Antesignani, and small arms are the tools of 90% of what an Elite squad does. Has anyone noticed that? By limiting the gear as proposed, there wouldn't be enough spots for the artillery, let alone the tanks and mechs, unless you wanted some medium-sized build that could variably fire rounds ranging from pop gun to howitzer. Even then, you'd get people bitching about overkill regardless of the payload based only on the size of the build. Navis taught us that. Sure limit gear, but not to the Rumsfeldian point that people don't have the tools to do their jobs they're assigned. So, here's my ruling: 1) Anything that's already been developed by a squad gets to stay unless or until it is obviated by new gear. 2) Any specialized gear that allows a squad to perform its mandate is allowable, regardless of whether that would put them over the numeric limit so long as it isn't redundant. 3) The number of small arms (i.e., infantry weapons) will not be summed with the number of specialized gear (i.e., drop pods, tanks, supersecret HUDs and mines) because different mandates require different and varying amounts of gear. Are 15 artillery pieces much? Yes. But so is asking for only one. Effectively, there will be two pools: Specialized and Infantry gear. The former needs to be streamlined with no redundancy but broad enough to allow the squad's specialized mission to be accomplished. As such, it should be based on a squad-by-squad basis. The latter pool will be limited to three items, e.g., Assault rifle, SMG, pistol, with a grandfather clause for existing items. 4) A squad cannot be "assigned" gear. I.e., "here is your new assault rifle," without their consent.

I can do basic writing duties.

No.

I'm going to piggyback on Alexi's question: Baby's arm or lobster claw?

This had me laughing out loud (LOL): [18:38] Typhon Perun: Just a question about the attendance, but what if one finds himself facing a period of being offline that not of his own choice, would that effect there chances? [18:38] Lestat Umarov: Jail?

I looked at this. I turned it off. There was no thesis sentence.

Ron, what's the correct way to shave: Against or with the grain of the beard? (I'm checking to see if you know.)

If one wants to really be avant garde these days, they join the College Republicans.

1) Obama is near me? Change my votes. [Actually, probably in a different quadrant, but in the grand, global scheme of things, far closer by the simple fact of being American. American political diversity when compared to most nations is quite narrow. Which is nice; it's a big reason we don't have tanks on the corners during regime changes.] 2) Zrazor, you mention some sort of conservative rah-rah pride, which I don't really detect outside of my bullshitting. You call it ironic. Then you worry about gay furries because some of us are in the same quadrant as Hitler (and Thatcher, wtf?). But you lump them, the Hitler dwellers with, "Judeo-Christian" 'values.' Ignoring the fact that the term Judeo-Christian is retarded from its conception, did it occur to you that Hitler-type folks weren't too on board with anything Judeo? You're right, though. The quiz is largely worthless for a host of reasons. To name only two, the peculiar use of absolute and qualifying words in questions and the problem of whether something like this should be issue specific or concept specific.

We should have a lib v. conservative scrimmage this weekend.

My link Some of those namby pamby qualifiers made me sound more lib than I am. Viva la Reagan!

[email protected] Gulliver got himself a gmail address. Wave at me, yo.

That's my RL name, hoss. I didn't get teased in school. Not a bit.

Invites sent to: Lestat Aryte Trinity Intus Rei

OK, Ordoz, PM your email whatever, and I'll send you an invite. Intus, what the hell is my Ordo email and pw? I don't even know what I'm doing. You might want to check your junk boxes since my last name is a bit risque.

I have 8 invites. I offered them to Aryte.

Lincoln died on Good Friday.