Q What is blue and smells like red paint. A Blue paint .. Finally some things to ponder: When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?