RazorFox

From what I saw, Bizcut is taking back over, and Jim has been promoted to Admiral.

Nvm, dreams shattered. :sadfrown:

Kytec, was your 15th birthday absolutely ruined?

Probably will. Don't know yet for sure.

ITT I whore my budding musical career out to your eager ears. My band (formerly known as Cel Shade, recently renamed Cyanide Party due to Cel Shade being a shitty name), has just finished recording our debut album, Narcissisto. Once the mixing is done, we will be ordering 1000 CDs to sell for $5 a copy. Some of these copies will be sold through local music stores, some we will be selling online, and some we will be keeping to sell at shows. We're basically an industrial metal band, but with a more innovative, layered sound than the genre typically puts out. If you like bands like Lamb of God, Rammstein, Slipknot, etc. then you'll probably dig our sound. The album contains five very heavy tracks (the most we could get done with 50 hours of professional studio time), and we're naturally planning on expanding that in the future. We're planning on shopping our album to various labels and hoping to get signed, and sales of our first independently-produced album will help us get signed. And if we get signed and get rich and famous and shit, I've promised to buy two more sims for Ordo to use as it sees fit. :3 So I implore you, buy a copy once it's available for purchase. Help my musical career, and help the Ordo. At the very least, you're getting some damn good music that we put a lot of love and effort into producing. I'll update this thread with links once we get our new MySpace set up and have a way to actually sell the album online, if people show interest. UPDATE: Samples. Intro Narcissisto Too Much Lost Memories Tourniquet

Yeah, I gathered that shortly after I made this post from the thread about it on SA, which was playing host to a bunch of spergin' gibbis manbabies having a heated discussion about ISP integrity and internet censorship and such.

Keep checking up, it ain't over yet.

No news story to link to, but: AT&T has blocked access to img.4chan.org (the server containing /b/) on all of its networks, thereby denying thousands of /b/tards access to their precious lulz. I expect that these thousands of socially-retarded basement-babies to be subsequently forced out of their parents' homes, and with that we will see an alarming rise in the following crimes: -Furry lynchings -Public nudity -Excessive consumption of Hot Pockets and Subway meatball subs -Graffiti-your-relationship murals on the sides of buildings -Mass child molestation -Record sales of animes -Genetically-engineered Mudkip organisms -Suits, afros, and V for Vendetta masks becoming fashionable -Barrel rolls IRL (in real life) -The n-word being adopted into publicly acceptable vernacular -Dark Svenska making actual friends I am terrified.

I TEAR DAGGER AND CHRISTOPH'S LEGS OFF AND EAT THEM WHILE THEY WATCH AND CRY

Let's maybe steer away from snow, since that might attract snowkitties, and that would lead to stress for all around. :sadfrown:

Might be a little late in the game but I finally found the Something Awful ad for Saint Rock Hats, which doesn't exactly carry something as dramatic as a proper Commissar hat, but does specialize in that sort of thing. This one looks especially pertinent.

If I look at a Wikipedia article that isn't flagged for quality,consistency, etc., I tend to believe whatever it says without question because, while Wikipedia is the encyclopedia that anyone can edit, it's pretty much a given that the only people who would be editing an article on any particular topic are people who care enough about said topic to know what they're talking about. I trust Wikipedia for stuff.

My first car was an '03 Civic, but it got ate by a truck a few years ago. :(

Because you can't make jokes about the 30-centimeter pianist, and that right there is just plain un-American.

HAPPING BARFDAYS FOREVER

Goddamn boy that is some fucking ninja shit. Teach me how to do that.

Well he's going to jail now.

I prefer snow over soil, but I'd prefer a well-done city build over either.

Mainly Something Awful Forums users.

OBEY

http://www.lep.co.uk/news/Son-39in-plot-to-kill.5477291.jp This furry hatches a plot wherein he asks this furry to kill his adoptive parents for him. In exchange, the former would allow the latter to bite off his penis as payment. Fortunately, their plans were unsuccessful, but the fandom will forever be tarnished by their silly-ass shit.

I WAS DRUNK, HOW DARE ALL OF YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME IN SUCH A WAY. Alcoholism is a very serious disease. :sadfrown:

Man, I know for a fact that a lot more of you took pictures than were actually posted here. Stop holding out and put 'em up. >:C

Well, it's Rich IRL.