RazorFox

Four drunk guys in a parking garage singing some crazy shit.

This after bugging me for a straight fucking week to help him join Ordo.

Apparently before Warden Byron Garcia started making them danced, they pretty much just smoked meth and killed each other.

I had to limit myself because I had to drive, so I feel fine.

[16:38] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: The Good Book doth speak of men such as ye. [16:40] Zrazor Rozenstrauch: And lo, for Jesus did sayeth unto his disciples "My son, thou shouldst not wear a Misfits shirt if thou hath not at least purchased the Coffin Box Set, lest ye be branded a poseur, for such dishonesty is impenitent in the eyes of the Lord." And his disciples did hear him and agree verily that it was lame, and Paul did agree to take off his Misfits shirt, for he was not a fan.

The extra weight of 8-16 ounces of urine sloshing around in that reservoir would severely throw off your backswing.

Well, to be fair, Aryte does have a thing for the tailoring styles of Hugo Boss.

Yeah but that wasn't how it was because the Iranish guys were speaking English American. If it were in English, it would've been more like this:

so a pirat walk in2 a bar n have a stearing wheele on his croch n bartender say hey u got a steerign whjeel on ur crocth n a pirat sayz arrrrr n it be drivign me nuts

Q: Where does a king keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

GUNAU, THE IRANIANS WERE CLEARLY SPEAKING ENGLISH. YOU MUST BE PRETTY DUMB TO MISTAKE THAT STUFF FOR IRANESE. :durr: Were the conversation in Iranese, it would've looked like this:

No, if I interviewed you, the logs I kept of the interview are considered as good as an application.

Sign me up for mechanized defense.

Not lazy, efficient.

To reiterate my edit: I deemed the interview process an unnecessary waste of time and will be giving out applications on request instead. IM me for one.

He probably could, he only lives a few hours north of me. D: Of course, if he popped up here, I could just introduce him to the business end of my AK.

In b4 he reads this thread, acts like he's a supah-spai because he can see the public boards, and then threatens to get me banned from SL for disclosure.

Interestingly enough, that rapier set I built is part of what gave me the idea for Tactica. When fencing with a rapier and a parrying dagger, the sword is the largest and most prolific part of it, but it's misleading. A parrying dagger isn't so much for parrying, but for slipping in on the side and stabbing your opponent in the ribs when an opening presents itself. The rapier, while a fearsome weapon on its own, relegates itself to lots of loud clanging and banging and doesn't come into close personal contact with the opponent nearly as much as the main gauche does. That main gauche is the Frumentarii. The sword is Astra, Terra, and Navis. Tactica's job is basically to improve that sword's performance in the hands of the Imperator and to help guide its point right into the eyesockets of our enemies.

What a jerk. :wacko:

Over the next five days, I will be conducting open interviews taking applications for a group I have concocted called Tactica. What is Tactica? Well, our mission statement describes it as follows... Some of you might remember Offensus. This is essentially Offensus 2.0, with an expanded, streamlined, and much more practical role. Membership is open to anyone of any rank or division, but is limited to ten people only. Currently, four people (myself included) are confirmed members. Interviews will be held over the course of the next five days (starting tomorrow). This should give everyone interested plenty of time to get ahold of me. Being that these are open interviews, they are held at your convenience, so just drop me an IM and tell me you're interested in an interview. The deadline will be Midnight on Thursday the 19th, after which I will decide on members. So if you're interested, IM me and we'll arrange an interview. EDIT: Interviews are dumb, IM me for an application instead and then hand it back to me copy and paste the form below into a notecard and send it to me. The form should be named "Tactica Application <YOUR NAME>"

ITT Thesaurus.com :thumbsup:

...Is that like, a really wordy way of saying "Dark Svenska is a fart?" :wacko:

He claims to "Really like the armor."