My grandson. Y'know what my disgusting pervert of a grandson did? Spent three thousand dollars on some kinda Ffffing costume. I don't know, some kinda monster or something. I don't know what it's even from, he called it a...a servo or a sargeant or something. God in Heaven the thing's Ffff ugly. No shit, I saw things in Korea that nauseated me less. Goddamn Obama, this is his fault somehow.