Anlysia Gregoire

*flex*

The manga is straight-up titties EVERYWHERE. Thusly, I approve.

Conclusive proof.

Don't worry, imma keep nerfin' your guns, chilluns. Nothing to worry about there. <3 New assault rifle will have a ten round mag and eight second reload, only fire semi-auto. We'll call it the "Kastrenzo's Birthday".

HOORAY Just throw me them inworld.

(I assume we're allowed third-party gloves since there aren't any provided. Plug: Go buy Fairlight Fighter's Gloves. They're hot. Support Julia. And buy something of Niiya's while you're there.) *pockets L "donation"*

Also new lockers soon! Agares has been slaving away on te fancy front textures and I'll be assembling them in not too long! We've officially moved from a "Duke Nukem Forever soon" to a Valve software "soon"! :V

Łėt ßłéèpįñg døgß łīë. (ÅKĀ whø çâręß.)

Christ, that sounds like my brother.

FIGURATIVE bridges.

Mine's done, fuck all y'all haterz.

It's a subtle unannounced stress-test of the Portal 2 engine, actually, so...

The Parasites are lame as shit, TBH. Also: Never-ever touch fire. It's magic napalm fire that never ever stops burning once you touch it, so you're immediately fucked if nobody has an Extinguisher at hand. Which makes no sense but whatever.

I like how I've managed to not-be in any of these, even the Saturday meeting ones from different angles when I was there.

Who? I kid.

SEE? FREDDY. FUCKING. MERCURY. What else? Uhhh. Azumanga Daioh and Lucky Star for the sake of having-to-list-those. If the concept of "Dragon Ball Z Tennis" sounds stupid enough for you to want to watch it, there's Prince of Tennis. Spiral is this old-ish detective-ish show that doesn't end worth a shit because it's based on a manga that was still going (lawl common theme)...but it's really awesome. R.O.D - the TV is pretty good, tho' the original R.O.D OAV was better. And how can you not love the name "READ OR DIE"? Higurashi no Naku Koro ni if you like fucked-up stuff. I haven't watched all of it yet myself, because I'm lazy. Along the lines of "Awesome but I haven't finished it yet", Mushishi. Yeah uh. That's a fair bit of watching for anyone. Oh and GREAT TEACHER ONIZUKA because I love GTO.

I was going to throw obscure shit in here just to be an elitist dickbag, but then I saw Sosarin props'd Monster and I was like FUCK SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THEIR SHIT and I was sad. So instead I will list actual good stuff. Beck: Mongolian Chop Squad. It's like K-On if K-On wasn't fucking terrible. It's about a band, and shit, except actually realistic because the main character doesn't pick up a guitar and know how to play it in 30 seconds. Cromartie High School. It's...fuck. It's Cromartie High School. It's basically a parody of all the pompadour-displaingy "fighting school" anime/manga genre. And Freddy Mercury is also a character. Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu. It's Full Metal Panic with the funny parts only, and the SRSBZNS ROBOT FIGHTAN WARZZZ parts stripped out. IMO a better series. Elfen Lied. Shit is fucked up. The first seven minutes of the first episode are like the most violent thing ever. Last Exile. FUCK YEA STEAMPUNK (sort of). Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Amazing show for the first half. Then it gets kind of stupid but you finish it out of a sense of duty. Ending's fucking terrible. If you could somehow only watch the first half (you'll be WELL AWARE when that half ends, trust me) you'd be better for it.

IMMORTALIZED

HAPPEH BIRFDEH STEFFYBUTT

SONIC BOOOOOOBS

So retarded.

So, near the end of AC, one morning I'm in the shower... Tsume yells at me through the door while he's packing up. Tsume: So...guess what I just found. Anly: No idea. Tsume: FireFox's giant bottle of lube. Anly: *pauses for a moment to stifle laughter* And uh...so what? Tsume: I don't know what to do with it. Anly: We'll make it Karl's problem. Later on, in FireFox's room, as we're all sitting around together. Anly: So we found your giant bottle of lube in our room earlier. FireFox: Yeah...you know what happened with that? Anly: Karl got it? FireFox: Actually...we think Tsume took it. Anly: ...