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ribena Homewood

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  1. 1 -> IF SHE'S TAKEN

    step 1) hold in the fart.

    step 2) phone the mafia, order a hit on the boyfriend. tell them to phone you when the hit's done.

    step 3) WAIT FOR PHONECALL.

    step 4) don't force the fart out, fart out gradually, piece by piece. think of a sing and try to fart it out if it helps you.

    step 5) get the phonecall.

    step 6) ask if she minds people farting.

    step 7) if no, change seats. :| if yes, fart for the hell of it to make her lol.

    step 8) ???

    step 9) ... ???

    step 10) PROFIT!!!

  2. K . . Let me find a camera and I'll show you a picture of my (ever so overweight) dog named Taz and my parrot, Bobby whom I taught to swear and has terrible anger problems.

    (he has attempted several cage breaks, so now I just leave him to roam the house. Yes, he bullies my dog.)

  3. [4:16] Kraa String (COM): Duplicarious String assumong NCOIC

    [4:16] Kraa String (COM): *Assuming

    [4:16] Kraa String (COM): While Fermi is AFK *Glares at him*

    [4:16] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): lol, assumong

    [4:17] Kraa String (COM): Silence you. 2 laps for pointing out my flaws >:o

    [4:17] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): <3

    [4:18] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): I always like a good lapping

    [4:18] Johann Wilberg (COM): ... :busts up laughing:

    It's my first attempt be gentle.

    rofl

  4. I'D SAY YOU MADE A PRETTY DECENT CHOICE BECAUSE WE'RE PRETTY HIP.

    Welcome to the Ordo Imperialis, where your real life dies and your Second Life just gets alot more addicting. Just holla if you need anything!

    - Ribby;

    (friends call me Ribby D:<)

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