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Posts posted by ribena Homewood
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1 -> IF SHE'S TAKEN
step 1) hold in the fart.
step 2) phone the mafia, order a hit on the boyfriend. tell them to phone you when the hit's done.
step 3) WAIT FOR PHONECALL.
step 4) don't force the fart out, fart out gradually, piece by piece. think of a sing and try to fart it out if it helps you.
step 5) get the phonecall.
step 6) ask if she minds people farting.
step 7) if no, change seats. :| if yes, fart for the hell of it to make her lol.
step 8) ???
step 9) ... ???
step 10) PROFIT!!!
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I'd love to learn some German . . I sorta never went to my German classes at school so I never got the chance to learn it.
Count me in, LUPUSES.
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Politicians lining up to apologize.
If this happened in real life, would you believe them? xD
Technically true. XD
People just say sorry in real life and never mean it.
I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.
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K . . Let me find a camera and I'll show you a picture of my (ever so overweight) dog named Taz and my parrot, Bobby whom I taught to swear and has terrible anger problems.
(he has attempted several cage breaks, so now I just leave him to roam the house. Yes, he bullies my dog.)
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^ IS TOO LATE. THIS THREAD IS OLD, GO AWAY. :(
< IS TOO LATE ALSO. THIS THREAD IS OLD, HE SHOULD GO AWAY.
v IS TOO LATE AND SHOULDN'T COMMENT.
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I was covering the important parts! I borrowed one of FireFoxes thongs.
Borrowed?
He made me pay. Dx
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[4:16] Kraa String (COM): Duplicarious String assumong NCOIC
[4:16] Kraa String (COM): *Assuming
[4:16] Kraa String (COM): While Fermi is AFK *Glares at him*
[4:16] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): lol, assumong
[4:17] Kraa String (COM): Silence you. 2 laps for pointing out my flaws >:o
[4:17] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): <3
[4:18] Sykes Foxclaw (COM): I always like a good lapping
[4:18] Johann Wilberg (COM): ... :busts up laughing:
It's my first attempt be gentle.
rofl
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For once, Halo actually does look good.
:|
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I'D SAY YOU MADE A PRETTY DECENT CHOICE BECAUSE WE'RE PRETTY HIP.
Welcome to the Ordo Imperialis, where your real life dies and your Second Life just gets alot more addicting. Just holla if you need anything!
- Ribby;
(friends call me Ribby D:<)
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rofl
I should spam it with emails.
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Baaaaaaaaad.
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PARTY
Congratulations!
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Left 4 Coffee, omg. Omg omg.
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Adiutor Staff?
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I thought you were Joseph at first.
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F*cking hilarious. Loved every word.
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"A day at the park with Tiri and Agares" (Agares pushes a heretic off of a swing and Tiridates curb stomps him)
(18); Scenes of a sexual nature, violence, drug abuse and bad language.
Perfect.
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Congratulations, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzero!
XTREME. *bashes his arms together forming an X shape*
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WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY CRASH BUT I CHANGED MY MIND
Now brb while I roll my sleeves up and find a knife.
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IT
IS
SAFE
TO
SAY
EVERYBODY
DESERVES
WHAT
THEY
GOT.
:D
Congratulations. :inlove:
Especially Slash. Rash. Whatever.
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I like your hair too, Lillium.
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Looks cool.
Idea: Roman Ranks
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Change.
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