ribena Homewood
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'Operation Valkyrie' was a real life operation during World War II, in attempt to assassinate Adolf Hitler with a bomb, it was the closest we came to killing him.
*Sets up an explosive suitcase near the entrance of the Imperator's office*
(Edit: I can not upload my picture which I made. D:)
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If it lasts three hours again, no. >_>
Also, I'll send you the CTF system if you do not own it already.
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Agares has the best.
Ever.
Like, ever.
Really, ever.
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Also there is . . .
Random Dude: I f*&%ed your mom last night.
You: Atleast she can take the action, unlike yours.
[17:55] ribena Homewood: SO
[17:55] ribena Homewood: I KNEW THAT
[17:55] ribena Homewood: GUY
[17:55] ribena Homewood: WHO KNEW THAT GUY
[17:55] ribena Homewood: THEN HE WAS LIKE WTF
[17:55] ribena Homewood: I KNOW HIM TOO
[17:55] ribena Homewood: BUT HE WAS LIKE
[17:55] ribena Homewood: LOL I KNOW HIM
[17:55] ribena Homewood: AND YOU WERE LIKE
[17:55] ribena Homewood: LOLME2
[17:55] Rawkid Darkstone: Pedro?
[17:55] Rawkid Darkstone: LOL
[17:55] ribena Homewood: No
[17:55] ribena Homewood: Yamom
[17:56] Rawkid Darkstone: ROIGHT
[17:56] Rawkid Darkstone: YA
[17:56] Rawkid Darkstone: TOTALY
[17:56] Rawkid Darkstone: Expecialy after last night
[17:56] ribena Homewood: Yeah. Atleast my mother can take the action, unlike yours.
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G'day, ye'scally wag! :D
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Random enemy: LOL HEY DUDE I JUST PWNED YOUR ASS LOL.
You: That will happen when the fat lady sings!
Random enemy: WHAT?
You: Oh, sorry. I did it again. I did not mean to bring your mother into this.
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I SHALL. >:O
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I envy you, Hunter!
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Probably the best article which I have ever read which includes why individuals are promoted.
Awesome.
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Sweet. It sounds like something what Arnold Schwarzenegger would star in. :p
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Yeah? Well, I took a bite out of Scientific Waffle, top that.
Proof:
[42342:2342344] rib: /em taek biet out of waffel
[42342:2342344] scie waffle: lol wtf.
No joke. :w00t:
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Kristian is too evil.
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Lag.
You hear it everyday!
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Vinzenz should stop asking over ten people daily for money. D:
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Thanks. <3
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You did at Vadoo Reef, I think R.R attacked and you held off like five by yourself with a rifle bigger than yourself. Yeah. :D
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Name's Rib.
I'm new, go easy on me. D:
I shoot things up for fun.
I'm looking forward in fighting along side Ordo!
That's about it. <3
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I guess I'll start.
Twenty Five things my mother taught me!
(Google'd)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
'Because I said so, that's why.'
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'
7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM..
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'
15. My mother taught me about ENVY .
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'
19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me crying!'
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'