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Posts posted by ribena Homewood
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Zrazor wins.
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I want one. Lol.
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Wow, these are great. I love the third one down, it's fantastic.
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Crash Silverfall
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5aO_tXimtI...feature=related
When you meet me, your hope is gone. D:
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(Aelus Janus) Would you like to know why I am in a wheelchair?
(Aelus Janus) Why I have been crippled?
(Aelus Janus) It was one year ago to this day.
(Aelus Janus) Oops, I mean one THOUSAND years ago to this day.
(Aelus Janus) I was working for Lux Lucis, a mining company.
(Aelus Janus) I was asked, using only my bare hands, to procure a rather gorgeous diamond just below the surface of a far away planet.
(Aelus Janus) In return my life would be spared.
(Aelus Janus) With the advent of nanotechnology and the rudiment effectiveness of atomic-scale robotic implants, I was able to undergo this task with tranquil ease.
(Aelus Janus) I landed upon the surface of this barren planet, with nothing but a crowbar.
(Aelus Janus) Yes. I was naked.
(Desirae Starship) :o
(Aelus Janus) Ominous lighting protruded from fanatical cracks in the surface of the small moon.
(Aelus Janus) Placidity was an oblivious, fallible subject on this harsh world.
(Aelus Janus) I stepped forth into the dark. Provehito in altum.
(Aelus Janus) In teh interest of palliating the pain of warp-taint on my flesh, I pulled my very own flesh from my body.
(Aelus Janus) The planet was alive. It was stirred, as my attempts to satiate my pain were frivolous and unwelcomed.
(Aelus Janus) For three hundred years I dug at the omnicron surface of the reverant planetary mineral.
(Aelus Janus) Vivid. That would be the word to describe this experience.
(Aelus Janus) I ate small, obliquely-shaped insects. To be succinct, they tasted of the electromagnetic spectrum. The vile aftertaste of the warp still resides in my mouth to this day.
(Aelus Janus) One THOUSAND years later.
(Aelus Janus) The finality was acheived only when I dragged the articulately-formed crystal from the surface.
(Aelus Janus) I returned to my ship. Broken. Beaten. Successful. My body was mutilated beyond repair.
(Aelus Janus) Then, as I stepped aboard, the blast-door closed, and I was below the sensor. My legs were crushed.
(Aelus Janus) Hello Ark. Desirae and I were just sharing my experience on a far away planet.
(Aelus Janus) Would you like to join us?
(Ark Dirval) I heard the ending. And... why not?
(Aelus Janus) Sit, my son.
(Aelus Janus) Desirae doesn't know how.
(Aelus Janus) I must be going. There are many present endeavors I must attend to.
(Aelus Janus) Never forget my pain.
(Aelus Janus) /me whipes a tear from his eye with no remorse.
*teleports in to the mist*
Art.
*cries*
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Good luck with being accepted.
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HI JAYCE HOW ARE YOU
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We could use this opportunity for training--we send one Ordo member there, maybe two, to fight the whole spartan army. Of course it'll be hard, but hard is fun.
Army of two anyone?
*attaches body armor and mask*
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Welcome aboard.
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Note to self, read entire thread before reading last post.
. . rofl
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^ Aryte sat on him.
< More epic than Crash.
v Isn't epic if they like Crash
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I leave for a week and this happens. D: Noooo! Dead arm for you.
Zero, you're awesome. I hope you take care of yourself. Nerd.
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^ Is totally yiffy at this moment of time.
< Does not need a cuddle. D:< *beats Kraa*
v Has an STD? :O! (please be Crash)
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^ evil
< awesome
v win
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^ IS A TRAP :O!
< Is a really awesome banjo player
v Hates fat people
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^ Sucks because he likes Warhammer. D:<
< Sucks because he dislikes Warhammer. D:<
v Sucks because they don't know what Warhammer is. D:<
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I would happily help out anyone who joins up with their walkthrough if needed.
And I'd observe the class for any new instructor.
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Skirmish is set up for next week.
Thx4sprt
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I think we should. It prevents abuse of the rich from getting weapons the poor haven't gotten yet.
Robin Hood.
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63 year old man. Reminds me of Crash?
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I'm normally too busy to work. D:
But I guess I could cut down on some things-- What are the job requirements? I'll be happy to help.
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^ Is awesome and doesn't afraid of anything.
< For the record, isn't scaly. D:<
v Is uber win and overweight.
The great debate game!
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