Jester Spearmann

fill out a notecard with the following then forward it to the imperator with the title Unlock request: Full name Unlock Requested: AV Key:

maybe it was a warning to keno of what would happen should he kick cadets into the volcano

http://preview.tinyurl.com/5gk3yv Also, Thank you very much for this Jayce it points out a few things that I beleive I could improve upon for myself. :)

I agree with the above posts, name the day

HAHA, that was good (sorry for going OT)

I think that question answers itself cheeso

wha ?, also sosarin fix your sig :P

in otherwords tume bugged aryte that much theres holes in his armor

What is an acceptable use of AOE weaponry & Explosives, IE:Adjudicator/plasmae & HE grenades. and c4/landmines

Rei they have an addon for the 360 already. it's still in the works for the PC version, it's called 'bring down the sky' see www.masseffect.com for more information, Personally I can't wait for people to start adding mods etcetera to make things more interesting

That will teach you to show up in chaos armour

I never thought it could be something that simple as that *shakes head* Anyways I'm off to slaughter more geth!

LOL @ Mariosyndrome. this happens with most parts of the armor, specifically the shoulderpads, wristpads, and abs

Thank you for the tips Rei.

thank you mith, if he had just said that it would have been easier to understand

Ok update! I tried Inoues suggestion. F:\Program Files\Mass Effect\Binaries made a backup of the .dll file and renamed the original to Paul and it has so far worked for me. Thank you Inoue for the suggestion, I posted my solution on their forums as well. and Kristian WTF are you talking about exactly lol

Rename it to what exactly ?

the navy is a sub branch off the AM from what i can work out *shrugs*

Alliance MILITARY yoko, get it right >.>

So, I just went out and purchased ME for the PC about less than a week ago, updated all my divers blah blah blah, and now whenever I try to run the game it triggers a GPF or General Protection Fault. HISTORY:G matrix 2D::swap()ADDRESS:0x10bbgf4e:not found! I click ok and the entire computer locks up needing a reboot D: Address= 0x1d4ecde5 Not Found! showed up the second time after i updated my nvidia drivers if anyone knows what the hell this means please let me know as it would appear I have paid $100 for a game that doesn't work

I'm sure there are more out there, I got these from a friends FA Journal

[7:30] Keno Pontoppidan: I HATE FURRIES [7:30] Keno Pontoppidan: EVEN THOUGH I AM ONE [7:30] Keno Pontoppidan: BLAAARG

I personally liked the last one, and thank you Timmahy

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reebok's. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: ; Yes, voodoo. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one. ________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gettin' laid! ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: ; How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And the best for last: ____________________________________ __ ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[11:26] Ilol Hax: Why did you teleport me home? [11:27] Jester Spearmann: I shot you [11:27] Ilol Hax: Ah. We're in RPing mode. [11:27] Ilol Hax: Oh my... [11:27] Ilol Hax: I am bleeding heavily. [11:27] Ilol Hax: Why did you shoot me? [11:28] Jester Spearmann: o) The Ordo Imperialis and its personnel hold all rights to, at any time: - Make direct orders to any/all visitors inside Ordo Imperialis controlled locations. - Publicly execute visitors with and/or without reason or explanation. - Begin combat with avatars regardless of military affiliations. [11:28] Ilol Hax: Okay. [11:29] Ilol Hax pays a visit to the hospital. *I do hope I survive* [11:30] Ilol Hax: Now then. [11:30] Ilol Hax: In all seriousness. [11:30] Ilol Hax: RP aside. [11:31] Ilol Hax: This is a military sim? [11:31] Jester Spearmann: yes it is [11:31] Jester Spearmann: as is badnarik/salamis where you where earlier today [11:31] Ilol Hax: Ah. [11:31] Ilol Hax: That would explain why they shot me. [11:31] Jester Spearmann: we did explain to you [11:32] Jester Spearmann: a few times >.> [11:32] Ilol Hax: Yeah, I'm not used to being forced home. [11:32] Ilol Hax: I was RPing. [11:32] Jester Spearmann: yeah when you are shot on a damage sim you will be sent back to your home point [11:32] Ilol Hax: Ah. Excuse my stupidity. [11:33] Ilol Hax: I only returned to SL recently. [11:33] Ilol Hax: I haven't played for a while. [11:33] Jester Spearmann: yeah, 1 shot/1 kill most places [11:34] Ilol Hax: Kill meaning a teleport to my home point, correct? [11:34] Jester Spearmann: correct [11:34] Ilol Hax: Savvy. [11:34] Ilol Hax: It sounds interesting, this military thing. [11:34] Ilol Hax: What do you do? Kill people all day? [11:34] Jester Spearmann: let me tp you to a safer location and we can talk [11:35] Ilol Hax: Thanks. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [11:42] Ilol Hax: Who is the best in SL? [11:43] You: Ordo [11:43] ShadowFang Blessed: Ordo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [11:54] Utility HUD: Collision: "ROFLCOPTER!" owned by Knightblade Fayray