Jester Spearmann

OHNOES!!

People that are Anti Furs (aka Gunau) Also shouldnt this go in the Off Topic Section ?

[23:04] Krow Ames (COM): Can I TP my lawyer into the sim? [23:04] Knightblade Fayray (COM): is he armed? lol [23:04] Priest Foxley (COM): two arms. someone shoot him. [23:05] Krow Ames (COM): only with a briefcase full of hellfire. [23:05] Lestat Umarov (COM): This is the part where Aryte yells..."I AM THE LAW!" [23:05] Jester Spearmann (COM): OBJECTION [23:05] Christoph Batra (COM): Overrules [23:05] Xang Xiao (COM): only if he gives me a free divorce lol j/k [23:05] Christoph Batra (COM): overruled* [23:05] Jester Spearmann (COM): xang ? qouted :P [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): don't tell eevee... [23:06] Jester Spearmann (COM): does she have forum access ? :P [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): I like the couch... but I don't like her foot up my ass.... [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): yeah.... [23:06] Jester Spearmann (COM): lol [23:06] Xang Xiao (COM): but she already seen the screen so I am screwed [23:06] Jester Spearmann (COM): lol [23:07] Jester Spearmann (COM): enjoy the couch sir [23:07] Xang Xiao (COM): I am in trouble.... if you don't hear from me soon... my body is in a swamp getting eaten by gators [23:08] Jester Spearmann (COM): :D [23:08] Xang Xiao (COM): probably LA... she said she will wrap me in a tarp and drive me there [23:08] Christoph Batra (COM): Xang can i have your stuff? [23:08] Xang Xiao (COM): yes... [23:08] Christoph Batra (COM): whoot x-D

[3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: Emperor fails [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: Khorne ftw! [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: :D [3:28] Vaalkk Zenovka: =O [3:28] You: HERETIC! [3:28] Vaalkk Zenovka: Chaos Person! But I can't shoot... his rank obliterates mine =( [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: OKAY I ADMIT IT [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: I COME OUT THE CLOSET [3:28] Keno Pontoppidan: IM A HERETIC

Leman Russ was devastated by his inability to save the Emperor. After the war was fully completed, and all resistance was crushed, Russ held a great feast, at which he declared he would be leaving, and would return for the 'final battle'. He then vanished, and is said to have gone into the Eye of Terror to continue hunting down the traitorous Marines who fought against the Emperor during the Horus Heresy. Who is the oldest Dreadnought in the Imperium

Hwy. 401, who are the Adepta Sororitas

Yeah but think of the mess it'd leave....all those ashed bodies...well I guess that's what trainees are for right? Hand them a broom and tell them to go sweep up. El O'Ell

LOL So fucking true :3 also if this one is in poor taste let me know i'll delete it.

LOL if that's not a definition then maybe tying them on the back of the jet and hit the after burners :D

That or just a harrasment case iunno

disturbingly so

For the goto function there is also war room and for the select few there is also arytes office

*facepalms* don't the higherups tell them who their allys are anymore ?

\o/ moar bats. and here i thought johann was going to be the only bat ever in ordo :P (kinda makes sense that you fliers would join astra) :P

Second of many baneblade pictures This is so true

Knightblade Fayray (COM): this may seem kinda weird but has anyone seen my balls? i need to take them out

these are from the Lil' Aryte keychain. all of them are © aryte Oh, you can go straight to hell! Keno! Get back to work! Demo! Get back to work! I say dress reasonably and Sly looks like a hooker. You're rather good looking and you don't look like you're from a porno. +10. Frankly, I don't need you to appease my ego. I appreciate the notion, but he and I get along just fine. TEE HEE Stop Iming me, Tiridates. I'm going to stab you. Keno, I will not have my uber fleet ship cannons firing dink 7 meter blasts. You look like the girl from that pirate song. On crack. Then BAM MOTHERFUCKER, EMPEROR BACK. Chaos'd be like "FUCKINGODMFNSDFNSJSJSDFDAMNIT." Emperor'd open console and be like "godmode_on." Keno, build the #$@$^@#! base! 200 USD a month, not paying for a grass field, bastard scott! Preatos. Is that like, a new doritos brand? What did I tell you about sticking your penis into light sockets, Gunau? I was going to suggest play in traffic. I love how she shows up and it goes Western archenemies. You're my little cupcake, d'aw. PARDON ME I AM BUSY SCRIPTING REVERSE SHIELDS. THANK YOU. this was qouted from arch. "wait what was i saying ? my brain broke"

*smacks you down with a ban hammer* i reeeealy hate that gesture

thanks diablos, least there is someone here that understands my strange mind :D

*very very slowly backs away then turns and runs like hell while shouting about how jayce has lost his mind

Thanks, still sorting things out. i'm further ahead of the set time amounts the board allows so it's 01:35. on tuesday here :P

I decided I should at least say hello on here and whatnot. soo HI :D

Following are all the qoutes i've collected over the year i've been in Ordo. Ruin Nefarious: Ruin doesn't talk on the mic because he's secretly a girl. Arch Graves: Quoted. Ruin Nefarious: Fuck. Console Mission: i shot at a whore :D Fega Saito: I made whore explode :D Console Mission shouts: WE CAME, WE SAW, WE MADE THE VANGUARD PEE THEIR PANTS Fega Saito: Do me and Console get special, "Whore shooting medals" Striker Dryke: Just wanted to say, this group of people do things so well, I can't wait for are first assault on another sim and defending are own. Striker Dryke: aka, rape....>_> Console Mission: I JUST SAVED HUNDREDS ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GIECO Ruin Nefarious: If Soulbinder doesn't stop messaging me. I'm going to eat Soulbinder's spleen. SoulBinder Wolfstein: pfft, knowing ruin he'd just like be all like "SHOOP DA WHOOP" a lazor cannon would pop out of his mouth and I'd turn into dust. SoulBinder Wolfstein: it wouldn't be pleasent. Tsume Xiao: o-m-f-g j00 has teh 1337 hax clegar Celgar Hax: I-I@$ 1337 $I<II_I_$ Christoph Batra: wait my ordo crops shouldnt be hidden Rei Kuhr: We came. We Conquered. They cried. Ruin Nefarious (COM): Huskie, just tell them we only give tours during business hours. >.> Ruin Nefarious (COM): 9-5. Ruin Nefarious (COM): Let it be someone else's problem. Jester Spearmann (COM): we have business hours now ? Ruin Nefarious: Consider me the angriest of lesbians with dual-wielding pitch forks