Jester Spearmann

I've heard variations on that one. Thanks keno :P

No go keno, that was not even funny

Post yer jokes here, anything goes bar racist content - A priest is walking along one day when he crosses in front of a house with a man working on the roof The man not watching what he was doing accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer and becomes so angry he shouts out, "goddamn it I missed" The priest, mortified by this tells the man "you know god could strike you dead for saying such a thing" the man replies "I'd like to see that" suddenly a bolt of lightning strikes the priest dead then the man hears a booming voice in the sky say "goddamn it I missed" -A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand." -Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long. In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on." The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?" "I couldn't even get on the f...ing bed

.... is that winston churchill ?

when updating your sig you need to type in your password on the control panel so that it updates I had all the trouble in the world trying to do this then I asked a friend and he suggested putting in my password when i update anything in my profile

Hey guys thanks for the get well messages and such, day two and headache has gone finally, although i still look like a chipmunk

you didnt whisper quiet enough then

not funny keno, my jaw is swollen and my skull is throbbing still

Hey folks I wont be coming to base and stuff for a few weeks as I recently just went through oral surgery so i won't be in much of a mood to fight/stand guard etc until such time as my jaw heals up. so kill a few idiots for me and i will see you all in a few weeks when the swelling and pain goes away

o.o when did vegna leave ordo and go to pan slav ?

Now wheres the fun in that, richard is the comic relief guy

And butcher a rabbit? Take a guy's life using him as a shield, watching a boy cry over his poppa? I can go on for a long time like this. LOL first few pages of LFG comic

it's about time, Thank you keno

It's come to my notice that this needs to be updated as a lot of groups such as CSL (Commando SL) TFM & a few others visit often yet nobody knows whether they are hostile neutral or allied. to the best of my knowledge CSL is hostile as they quite frequently attack yet when I call for people to take defensive positions quite often I have people arguing over comms saying things such as 'oh <name here> is not hostile they're neutral or they're harmless let em go. Things like this specifically when I'm in command as NCOIC late in the evenings or early mornings particularly annoy me. and more often than not I'm the one left to kill them and then file the reports, secondly the one other thing that annoys me is when I call for people to come to titan because the sim is undermanned some people just laugh it off and say but it's <insert time here> in the morning nobody

Take care of yourself hunter. See you around titan if you ever decide to visit

Seems kinda squished :o

i give those last two posts a very big WTF

*sighs* I miss the fun stuff :P

[1:47] Tiridates Mikadze: Yeah, but it's my Detention camp. I am exceedingly efficient, which is why I've climbed ranks faster than a monkey on amphetimines and caffeine (was talking about his dreams I think)

[14:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Light teams will remain in Titan to keep lag low. [14:09] Aryte Vesperia (COM): Talk shit to eachother or something.